Yes! I am!!

posted on 27 Feb 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

 

 

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Photo courtesy of Rick Vaughn.
Book found in Cheonan, South Korea.

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  1. Boob Biter | 7:26 am |

    I speak english very deliciously since I was twice

  2. Possibly | 8:38 am |

    Can we fix it? YES, I am!

  3. Nuke fizzix | 5:43 pm |

    No, I aren’t!

  4. John Click | 6:15 pm |

    Are you retarded? “Yes, I do!”

  5. Sashi! (not really) | 4:06 pm |

    to ghost08 i’m canadian/ french and i offended! besides its, pardon? Jen ne comprend pas! (really!!!!)
    also, u got that from family guy!

  6. jonah | 9:21 pm |

    Can you speak english ,yes we can’t, “this reminds me with my elementary english class.tag question lesson:
    teacher: John use aren’t we in a sentence.
    John: Is it raining ?arent we? lol

  7. Poopskin | 6:11 pm |

    Tu habla englis?

    SI! YO ES!!

    Considering my horrid spanish, that’s probably as badly (if not worsely) translated.

  8. Honey | 12:24 am |

    Can’t you speak English ? Sim eu sou.
    Lmao – By the way, don’t send your kids to that school. [2]

  9. Chuck Norris | 7:13 am |

    Szopjatok le a faszomat !!!

  10. Mon | 6:19 pm |

    Is the girl answering her own question?
    Anyway, I think the original purpose was to show what happens when ypu do NOT go to that school. (I hope)

  11. Mer | 6:01 pm |

    English fail

  12. gothceltgirl | 7:44 pm |

    And so are you!

  13. Kara | 2:37 pm |

    No, I speak Engrish!

  14. Sandor | 2:14 pm |

    See nothing to worry about Chinese now have good tools for English now right yes thank you drive through.

  15. Bree | 11:46 pm |

    Ghost08 i was gunna say that! Oh well we both stole it from Family Guy Road to Rode Island

  16. PTL | 1:52 pm |

    Tu hablain espanol?
    Si! Yo es!!
    Mi Amigos!

    My spanish is as questionable as those kid’s english is.

  17. Lora | 7:39 pm |

    Boy: Can’t you speak English?
    Girl: Yes! I am!!
    Boy: Well, that answers my question.
    Girl: I am not understand!!

  18. Lora | 7:41 pm |

    Oops! I got the boy and girl mixed up. Am I sorry? Yes! I can!!

  19. Lollerskate | 4:21 pm |

    @ Poopskin: ¿No puedes hablar inglés? ¡Si! ¡¡Yo soy!!

    ¡¡Amigo mío!!

  20. Shiki | 8:50 pm |

    I will take that as a “no”.

  21. katie | 6:19 pm |

    can’t you speak english

    “syegdxjkgajsyegd”
    translation: where’s my nose?

  22. neenz | 1:07 am |

    maybe he’s just being snarky and saying, “yes. i am right now!”

  23. trojanhorse | 8:06 pm |

    at least they’re tryin. lol

  24. crissy | 5:07 am |

    Are you a monkey? Yes, she is.
    Are you a vegetarian? No, No, I’m a Korean.

  25. Cher | 1:13 pm |

    In fact, I am speak English fluently!

  26. don | 9:26 am |

    maybe the girl was talking to the boy below. likewise it’s not right also =D

  27. Lala | 12:55 am |

    ehmmm difficult case…

  28. wronglish | 11:53 pm |

    Are you can’t you speak english?
    No I can’t

  29. Clair | 6:53 pm |

    yes and I so too can!

  30. Clair | 6:54 pm |

    yes I so and can!

  31. meh | 4:05 pm |

    My friend! You have brain damage!

  32. barbasol | 2:29 pm |

    I can’t speak english!? yes i am! my firend!!

  33. Mortarion | 7:13 am |

    Mutual comprehension: GIGA FAIL.

    Sad part is, I actually WITNESSED that scene 😀

  34. elrem | 12:38 pm |

    cant you speak english?
    oh i can speak english very nicely and very deliciously.

  35. Gerson | 3:18 am |

    You speak English?

    Yes I am very Engrish mastery, my speaking is the perfect of the language of Engrish!

    My friend…

    …kill yourself now.

  36. pete | 10:14 am |

    a simple “Of course” would do the job… o_O

  37. Huggzie | 3:48 am |

    – Do you speak English?
    – But me dont put sock on iceream of mine!

  38. Cindi | 1:19 am |

    No, but I can spell the English with an “R”.

  39. Michel | 5:07 pm |

    I don’t have a mouth but i want to speak.

  40. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:17 am |

    – I am English. I learn it from a book.

  41. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:57 pm |

    – Can’t you speak English?
    – Yes! You can’t!

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