Yes! I am!!

posted on 27 Feb 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

 

 

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Photo courtesy of Rick Vaughn.
Book found in Cheonan, South Korea.

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  1. algernon | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 3  

    I can’t speak English. I haven’t got a mouth.

  2. George | 3:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Of course we can, we’re English silly!

  3. BuginoidNZ | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 3  

    “Can’t you speak english?”
    “Of course I am!.”

  4. Ghost08 | 3:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    girl: but these are the only english words i can speak besides these english words explaining why i can only speak certain words
    boy: your joking right?
    girl: Quoi? No compondre vous!

  5. Shigawire | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Yes! We Can!

    Change we can believe in.

  6. Mmmmm | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Can’t you speak English?
    No! am not!
    You enemy!!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    Obama says” Yes, We can!”

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can you talk Engrish?
    Yes, me speak Engrish a lot!

  9. beechoak | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, then can’t you work on enunciation?

  10. beechoak | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    “Como estas” is NOT English…

  11. Pamela | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    obviously not! By the way, don’t send your kids to that school.

  12. Dude | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    No you aren’t!

  13. Mononoke | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    English Ergo Sum.

  14. Grifter | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You know what they say; “You are what you SPEAK!”

  15. Classic Steve | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “And how are your listening skills?” “Absolutely!”

  16. Yogesh Damle | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What are I suppose to do if I are can’t speak Engrish?

  17. kapow | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Are you English?”

    “Yes I can!”

  18. Ben | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    No, but I can speak Engrish!

  19. ChillinCharlie | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I use to play an mmorpg, And I got tired of being asked “Can you speak english?”

    So I would just reply “Nope, can’t speak a single word of it.”

    Sometimes i would get a “lol or haha”. And other times no reply back…

  20. Bob* | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “you’re a deaf, right?”
    “Yes, we are!”

  21. theillen | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You got a problem with the way I talk?

  22. Spoony | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “And how long have you been speaking Engrish?”

    “Yes!”

  23. Kees | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a funny mistake, doesn’t it?

  24. David | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “And how does that make you feel?”

    “You betcha!”

  25. Fee | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There are several times I feel like asking this…

  26. BennyB | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “When Harry Met Sarry,” scene 1.

  27. Brandon | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like to speak English?

    No, I haven’t.

  28. JohnB | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, I am. I am languager who speak of English very fortunately.

  29. Zelda 2 | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I AM ERROR

  30. goldcaddy | 3:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the result of Engrish 101

  31. Tasha | 4:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ooh, swing and a miss.

  32. Lollerskate | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course I’m excellent at engrish translationing, my friend!

  33. Xila31 | 9:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The school could not understand why their advertisements for ESL were not working.

  34. Mikau Seafox | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those faces scare me. o_o

  35. daji | 11:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Can’t you speak english?”

    Well, dear little girl, he can’t.

  36. in_the_stacks | 12:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    me talk pretty one day

  37. Yuna | 3:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My God, it’s like Dell tech support…

  38. Jamie Brannon | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if you think about it, this could actually make sense….

  39. Rigoletto | 6:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am speak English!

  40. Nuclear Chauffeur | 9:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Anyone who can speak English is automatically “My Friend!!”

  41. :) | 11:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No, but they speak Engrish quite well.

  42. Poisonus gus | 1:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strange how failure to answer a question can sometimes answer a question perfectly.

  43. Desi | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I either

  44. Fletch02 | 12:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A double negative followed by a nonsensical reply. What will they think of next?

  45. amy | 9:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    hey, they weren’t lying…they CAN”T !

  46. gOk | 8:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think we misunderstood that… it’s 3 separated speech themes…
    None of them are answers.

  47. ella | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Can’t you speak english?”
    “Yes I am!”
    “No you aren’t!”

  48. Icy_eagle | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can you hand that over? Yes! I am!!

  49. Mr. Briggs | 6:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Can you able to speak English?”
    “No, I’m not!”
    “But I didn’t ask you if you were.”
    “Yes, you were!”

  50. April | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    even though I asked you the question, I’m gonna answer too! we both am speak english!

  51. Boob Biter | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I speak english very deliciously since I was twice

  52. Possibly | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can we fix it? YES, I am!

  53. Nuke fizzix | 5:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No, I aren’t!

  54. John Click | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you retarded? “Yes, I do!”

  55. Sashi! (not really) | 4:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    to ghost08 i’m canadian/ french and i offended! besides its, pardon? Jen ne comprend pas! (really!!!!)
    also, u got that from family guy!

  56. jonah | 9:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can you speak english ,yes we can’t, “this reminds me with my elementary english class.tag question lesson:
    teacher: John use aren’t we in a sentence.
    John: Is it raining ?arent we? lol

  57. Poopskin | 6:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tu habla englis?

    SI! YO ES!!

    Considering my horrid spanish, that’s probably as badly (if not worsely) translated.

  58. Honey | 12:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t you speak English ? Sim eu sou.
    Lmao – By the way, don’t send your kids to that school. [2]

  59. Chuck Norris | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Szopjatok le a faszomat !!!

  60. Mon | 6:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the girl answering her own question?
    Anyway, I think the original purpose was to show what happens when ypu do NOT go to that school. (I hope)

  61. Mer | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    English fail

  62. gothceltgirl | 7:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And so are you!

  63. Kara | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No, I speak Engrish!

  64. Sandor | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    See nothing to worry about Chinese now have good tools for English now right yes thank you drive through.

  65. Bree | 11:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ghost08 i was gunna say that! Oh well we both stole it from Family Guy Road to Rode Island

  66. PTL | 1:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tu hablain espanol?
    Si! Yo es!!
    Mi Amigos!

    My spanish is as questionable as those kid’s english is.

  67. Lora | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Boy: Can’t you speak English?
    Girl: Yes! I am!!
    Boy: Well, that answers my question.
    Girl: I am not understand!!

  68. Lora | 7:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops! I got the boy and girl mixed up. Am I sorry? Yes! I can!!

  69. Lollerskate | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Poopskin: ¿No puedes hablar inglés? ¡Si! ¡¡Yo soy!!

    ¡¡Amigo mío!!

  70. Shiki | 8:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I will take that as a “no”.

  71. katie | 6:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    can’t you speak english

    “syegdxjkgajsyegd”
    translation: where’s my nose?

  72. neenz | 1:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    maybe he’s just being snarky and saying, “yes. i am right now!”

  73. trojanhorse | 8:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    at least they’re tryin. lol

  74. crissy | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you a monkey? Yes, she is.
    Are you a vegetarian? No, No, I’m a Korean.

  75. Cher | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In fact, I am speak English fluently!

  76. don | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    maybe the girl was talking to the boy below. likewise it’s not right also =D

  77. Lala | 12:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ehmmm difficult case…

  78. wronglish | 11:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you can’t you speak english?
    No I can’t

  79. Clair | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yes and I so too can!

  80. Clair | 6:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yes I so and can!

  81. meh | 4:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My friend! You have brain damage!

  82. barbasol | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t speak english!? yes i am! my firend!!

  83. Mortarion | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mutual comprehension: GIGA FAIL.

    Sad part is, I actually WITNESSED that scene 😀

  84. elrem | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    cant you speak english?
    oh i can speak english very nicely and very deliciously.

  85. Gerson | 3:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You speak English?

    Yes I am very Engrish mastery, my speaking is the perfect of the language of Engrish!

    My friend…

    …kill yourself now.

  86. pete | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    a simple “Of course” would do the job… o_O

  87. Huggzie | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Do you speak English?
    – But me dont put sock on iceream of mine!

  88. Cindi | 1:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, but I can spell the English with an “R”.

  89. Michel | 5:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    I don’t have a mouth but i want to speak.

  90. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – I am English. I learn it from a book.

  91. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Can’t you speak English?
    – Yes! You can’t!

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