Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week!
Photo courtesy of Rick Vaughn.
Book found in Cheonan, South Korea.
I can’t speak English. I haven’t got a mouth.
Of course we can, we’re English silly!
“Can’t you speak english?”
“Of course I am!.”
girl: but these are the only english words i can speak besides these english words explaining why i can only speak certain words
boy: your joking right?
girl: Quoi? No compondre vous!
Yes! We Can!
Change we can believe in.
Can’t you speak English?
No! am not!
Obama says” Yes, We can!”
Can you talk Engrish?
Yes, me speak Engrish a lot!
Well, then can’t you work on enunciation?
“Como estas” is NOT English…
obviously not! By the way, don’t send your kids to that school.
No you aren’t!
English Ergo Sum.
You know what they say; “You are what you SPEAK!”
“And how are your listening skills?” “Absolutely!”
What are I suppose to do if I are can’t speak Engrish?
“Are you English?”
“Yes I can!”
No, but I can speak Engrish!
I use to play an mmorpg, And I got tired of being asked “Can you speak english?”
So I would just reply “Nope, can’t speak a single word of it.”
Sometimes i would get a “lol or haha”. And other times no reply back…
“you’re a deaf, right?”
“Yes, we are!”
You got a problem with the way I talk?
“And how long have you been speaking Engrish?”
This is a funny mistake, doesn’t it?
“And how does that make you feel?”
There are several times I feel like asking this…
“When Harry Met Sarry,” scene 1.
Would you like to speak English?
No, I haven’t.
Yes, I am. I am languager who speak of English very fortunately.
I AM ERROR
the result of Engrish 101
ooh, swing and a miss.
Of course I’m excellent at engrish translationing, my friend!
The school could not understand why their advertisements for ESL were not working.
Those faces scare me. o_o
“Canâ€™t you speak english?”
Well, dear little girl, he can’t.
me talk pretty one day
My God, it’s like Dell tech support…
if you think about it, this could actually make sense….
I am speak English!
Anyone who can speak English is automatically “My Friend!!”
No, but they speak Engrish quite well.
Strange how failure to answer a question can sometimes answer a question perfectly.
A double negative followed by a nonsensical reply. What will they think of next?
hey, they weren’t lying…they CAN”T !
I think we misunderstood that… it’s 3 separated speech themes…
None of them are answers.
“Can’t you speak english?”
“Yes I am!”
“No you aren’t!”
Can you hand that over? Yes! I am!!
“Can you able to speak English?”
“No, I’m not!”
“But I didn’t ask you if you were.”
“Yes, you were!”
even though I asked you the question, I’m gonna answer too! we both am speak english!
I speak english very deliciously since I was twice
Can we fix it? YES, I am!
No, I aren’t!
Are you retarded? “Yes, I do!”
to ghost08 i’m canadian/ french and i offended! besides its, pardon? Jen ne comprend pas! (really!!!!)
also, u got that from family guy!
Can you speak english ,yes we can’t, “this reminds me with my elementary english class.tag question lesson:
teacher: John use aren’t we in a sentence.
John: Is it raining ?arent we? lol
Tu habla englis?
SI! YO ES!!
Considering my horrid spanish, that’s probably as badly (if not worsely) translated.
Can’t you speak English ? Sim eu sou.
Lmao – By the way, donâ€™t send your kids to that school. 
Szopjatok le a faszomat !!!
Is the girl answering her own question?
Anyway, I think the original purpose was to show what happens when ypu do NOT go to that school. (I hope)
And so are you!
No, I speak Engrish!
See nothing to worry about Chinese now have good tools for English now right yes thank you drive through.
Ghost08 i was gunna say that! Oh well we both stole it from Family Guy Road to Rode Island
Tu hablain espanol?
Si! Yo es!!
My spanish is as questionable as those kid’s english is.
Boy: Can’t you speak English?
Girl: Yes! I am!!
Boy: Well, that answers my question.
Girl: I am not understand!!
Oops! I got the boy and girl mixed up. Am I sorry? Yes! I can!!
@ Poopskin: Â¿No puedes hablar inglÃ©s? Â¡Si! Â¡Â¡Yo soy!!
I will take that as a “no”.
can’t you speak english
translation: where’s my nose?
maybe he’s just being snarky and saying, “yes. i am right now!”
at least they’re tryin. lol
Are you a monkey? Yes, she is.
Are you a vegetarian? No, No, I’m a Korean.
In fact, I am speak English fluently!
maybe the girl was talking to the boy below. likewise it’s not right also =D
ehmmm difficult case…
Are you can’t you speak english?
No I can’t
yes and I so too can!
yes I so and can!
My friend! You have brain damage!
I can’t speak english!? yes i am! my firend!!
Mutual comprehension: GIGA FAIL.
Sad part is, I actually WITNESSED that scene 😀
cant you speak english?
oh i can speak english very nicely and very deliciously.
You speak English?
Yes I am very Engrish mastery, my speaking is the perfect of the language of Engrish!
…kill yourself now.
a simple “Of course” would do the job… o_O
– Do you speak English?
– But me dont put sock on iceream of mine!
No, but I can spell the English with an “R”.
I don’t have a mouth but i want to speak.
– I am English. I learn it from a book.
– Can’t you speak English?
– Yes! You can’t!
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