Aloohol & Meat

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   jjhitt | 4:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   My mother wrote that sign.

2. 

   Kees | 5:24 am |  Vote: 1   1  

   Thing would be a lot better around here if people would just lay off the aloohol

3. 

   staplerman | 5:48 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Aloohol and baby oologne is out of the question. Did i got that oorect?

4. 

   Dude | 5:51 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   No tobaooo, either!

5. 

   Yogesh Damle | 6:04 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Please obey these rules and oooperate!

6. 

   Someone | 6:04 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any aloohol!

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   kringo | 6:22 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   I guess that the beer-battered fish fry is way out of the question.

   PS: someone – lmfao!

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   Big Fat Cat | 6:59 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Aloha! Gangsters are welcome

9. 

   Classic Steve | 8:05 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   And no jokes about “The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten.”

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    EricG | 10:16 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    I dare you to find a better steak than one soaked in rum and cooked over mesquite wood. I know I’ll never go to this park if I can’t have my rum-soaked porterhouse.

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    Ghost08 | 10:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    i better go then i just cycled my ass to the abc store and the butcher’s–well fine!!

12. 

    Sarcastik | 1:18 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Don’t drink and make signs.

13. 

    Xila31 | 2:03 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hi, my name is Tim and I’m an alooholic.

14. 

    bigcaddy | 2:21 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    they didn’t rule out chicken and tequila, Fiesta anyone?

15. 

    Brandon | 4:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Damn!

16. 

    kyle | 6:16 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    dang, i was looking forward to eating meat and getting drunk at the park today

17. 

    luis | 7:54 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    a rehab’s a block away

18. 

    Marty | 2:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    But fruit or vegetables plus aloohol is fine.

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    SailorEuropa | 4:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    do the vehicles jump out at you or something?
    or are they playing hide and seek with the cyclings?

20. 

    Dominic Small | 6:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    A sign of the dangers of aloohol aboose…

21. 

    chickenman | 7:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Don’t even think of cooking Tipsy Chicken in here, Paula Deen!

22. 

    bigcaddy | 1:10 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    at least i can still have ooffee

23. 

    margaret geissman | 11:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    How about aloohol and fish ?

24. 

    Grifter | 7:14 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Aloo? Are you there?”

25. 

    Vegans Volant | 1:32 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Beware of vehicles; they are attract by scent of aloohol. Bikes most hurtingful vehicle kind.

26. 

    Stephan | 5:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    AMA – Aloohol & Meat Anonymooos

27. 

    Pamela | 8:03 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    No eex either! This is the straight edge theme park.

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    Water imp | 8:05 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Well, BYOB is out of the question…

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    Needalaugh | 7:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Put the meat in refrigeration.

30. 

    YO | 5:00 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Really, please oooperate with us.

31. 

    gorba | 8:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I think they wrote this sign while drinking aloohol.

32. 

    Mansour Cheeseman | 11:14 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh my… now what am I going to do with all this meat and ahoohol?

33. 

    mdalsted | 12:39 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Are the vehicles waiting in the trees to pounce on you? O_o

34. 

    parky | 1:31 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    aloohol leads to body-to-meat massage!

35. 

    spenten | 8:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    your father was a beer bottle and you mother was a bicycle

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    Brian | 9:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    No alcohol OR meat? Screw this honey, we’re leaving. Those are like my 2 favorite things in the world.

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