Always read menus carefully…

posted on 2 Mar 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Sam Carter.
Menu found in Shenzhen, China.  

41 captions

  1. algernon | 3:35 am |

    I can feel my stomach exploding.

  2. George | 3:59 am |

    Clear the area, lunch starts in 5-4-3….

  3. Yogesh Damle | 4:01 am |

    “Wow! I love To–PHOOEY”

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:36 am |

    Complimentary dish by the Tobacco Association of China.

  5. beechoak | 4:48 am |

    A recipe to die for…

  6. beechoak | 4:49 am |

    And I always thought tofu was supposed to be good for you!

  7. Dominic Small | 5:37 am |

    I’m so hungry I could demolish some tofu….

  8. Grifter | 6:36 am |

    Would you like a side of wrecking ball salmon with your dish? How about a Bulldozer Blast Barracuda?

  9. EricG | 6:49 am |

    Tofu made with sauerkraut and refried beans.

  10. someone | 7:12 am |

    Well, at least they’re honest about it…

  11. Dude | 7:58 am |

    It’s like dynamite for your digestive system!

  12. kapow | 9:01 am |

    Explodes in your mouth, not in your hand.

  13. kapow | 9:02 am |

    This tofu in this restaurant is the bomb!

  14. Ghost08 | 9:45 am |

    It may be healthy for you but it gives you a case of the hot poops!!

  15. Xila31 | 10:40 am |

    Served with a generous helping of heart disease, diabetes, and obesity!

  16. Spoony | 10:41 am |

    “Waiter, why is there a fuse in my-” BOOM!

  17. Spoony | 10:42 am |

    You might say that they blast away the competition…

  18. Spoony | 10:43 am |

    At least they don’t use MSG!

  19. DECMATH | 11:57 am |

    Vegan hypertension, indigestion have begun

  20. goldcaddy | 2:58 pm |

    good for clearing out your bowels.

  21. Sad Panda | 3:32 pm |

    Made with trans fats

  22. Tyler | 3:39 pm |

    Oeeuu, Killer Tofu

  23. Gabby | 5:14 pm |

    Nobel’s answer to psyllium husks.

  24. Katie | 5:42 pm |

    …If death occurs, please haunt your physician immediately…

  25. goldcaddy | 9:06 pm |

    *boom* I’m pooping blood tonight.

  26. kyle | 10:07 pm |

    they’re trying to be more “green” by recycling as much of the old health as they can.

  27. John Tranbo | 10:38 pm |

    eat Tofu tofu** up your stomach!

  28. BC | 5:00 am |

    Demolishes your health with the power of Tofu!

  29. tekleader | 2:11 pm |

    Your health will be demolished and your soul destroyed, but your hunger will remain.

  30. Rayquaza | 6:28 pm |

    AC/DC’s favourite dish.

  31. Jamie Brannon | 6:15 pm |

    I never liked tofu… and now i know why!

  32. Mark Kevin Limkinglam | 10:08 pm |

    Exploding tofu? Fizzes in your mouth, and then blows up your belly!

  33. asad277 | 5:56 am |

    made from crushed rdx a lil gun powder
    and a couple of atoms of uranium

  34. gorba | 8:39 pm |

    Does this meal come with a complimentary bottle of Pepto?

  35. Lora | 3:26 pm |

    Know why it’s called ‘health demolition”? Because unless you’re in perfect health, eating it will get you demolished! 😛

  36. garudamon11 | 4:03 pm |

    at least they are honest about it

  37. RBFG | 5:27 pm |

    So the stuff people throw around in Call of Duty 4 is food? Weird…

  38. Warrior | 10:50 pm |

    Yeah that’s about what I was thinking when I tried tofu 😛

  39. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:47 pm |

    – Appetizer or exploder, Sir?

  40. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:48 pm |

    You need a recipe to f.u.?

  41. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:49 pm |

    To fu or not tofu?

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