Bad Room

posted on 16 Mar 2009 in Instructions

Good: Walk-in closet. Bad: Angry hornets.

 

Photo courtesy of Ken.
Found in Japan real estate materials.  

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  1. Niagara Powered | 1:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Even the architect had to concede that certain aspects of his floor plan were not so good.

  2. Niagara Powered | 1:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Since this is our third date, maybe its time for you to see the rest of my place.”

  3. algernon | 1:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Well at least the dining room is alive.

  4. rowger | 1:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Ent Rance = A round between the legs of a chair, made out of Ent wood? Damn you, Saruman!

  5. SailorEuropa | 2:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the bad room for time outs?

  6. Spoony | 2:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Check out this room, it’s where I keep my sausage vending machine…

  7. Spoony | 2:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why are there spikes all over the walls? And why are the walls closing in on us?

  8. Spoony | 2:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Who cares about the bad room, I’m more interested in those slices of pizza in the doorways.

  9. McBee | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Walk in Closet is spelt wrong.
    It should read “Snake Pit”.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Once you enter the Bad Room, the only way out is jumping off the Balcony

  11. beechoak | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What happens in the Bad Room stays in the Bad Room.

  12. beechoak | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Let me guess… a heart-shaped vibrating bed, red crushed velour walls, a bar with pink neon, and a spinning disco ball. It’s like a scene from “Love American Style.”

  13. Grifter | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sometimes… when you need to go take a time out… you need a map to get there.

  14. kringo | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Living. . . Dining. . . she’s just a woman!

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Bad Room custom designed for wall street executives.

  16. kringo | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If the “bad” room is supposed to be implied as some sort of den of iniquity, then shouldn’t that be the room with the “service” balcony?

  17. Yogesh Damle | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m great in bad!

  18. bigcaddy | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bad room: a bed room set aside for visiting In-laws.

  19. Classic Steve | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a bedroom and bathroom in one! You’ll never have to leave it!

  20. zarxic | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great: Service Balcony

  21. BeadyEl | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Some homes have a “Great Room”, so why not a “Bad Room” ?

  22. ChillinCharlie | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Somewhere, theres someone whos into S&M going. ” I want that house!”

  23. Mirchev | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    That must be the room where they shoot all the hardcore beastiality porn in.

  24. Someone | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Bad room. BAD ROOM! You don’t do stuff like that!

  25. Someone | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Is this house haunted?”
    “No, the living room just has a will of its own”

  26. Someone | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Is this house haunted?”
    “No, the dining room just has a will of its own”

    (correction of my previous submission)

  27. Rev | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t go around tonight,
    Well, its bound to take your life,
    There’s a bad room on the rise.

  28. kringo | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Japanese architects make strange bad fellows

  29. Xila31 | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If that room doesn’t heal up soon, we may have to amputate.

  30. Bob* | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    does it has an naughty stand?

  31. BeadyEl | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Rev – how about “there’s a bad room .. on the right.”

  32. Niagara Powered | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The floor plan for a new Michael Jackson home indicates that he has to live much more modestly… AND apparently continues to partake in certain distressing hobbies.

    …because he’s “Bad bad-really, really bad”

  33. Ember | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The floor plan of Max Mosley’s new London pad with his “special room”

  34. Chakolate | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please note: The Bad Room is not for sex. For sexual acts, please use the Service Balcony.

  35. Poisonus gus | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Good news – It’s just a spelling mistake.

    Bad news – They made the same mistake with the name of the long thin room above it.

  36. gago ka | 3:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No need to hide your cocaine habits with our fully furnished “powder room”.

  37. ++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++ | 5:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Austrian floor-plan.

  38. Sad Panda | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it’s not Fighting Room.

  39. Water imp | 6:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ve been naughty! Go to your bad room!

  40. V. | 7:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the bed room the “good room”?

  41. Yugan | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    the bad room: where you do the nasty!

  42. demondude777 | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That Bad Room is huge! How many troublemakers are they expecting to move in?

  43. Francine | 4:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Check out the powder room!!!

  44. Shining Puki | 5:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Living Dining Room… that’s interesting. Probably the developer is practicing Blue Ocean strategy in competing with Dying Dining Room.

  45. Mark Kevin Limkinglam | 3:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the Bad Room may contain an alien portal… Nice for attracting Xenizens such as Gonarch and Nihilanth…

  46. Pyth007 | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Murder –> Redrum –> Red Room –> Bad Room 😉

  47. Mark Kevin Limkinglam | 2:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Bad Room. The perfect hideout for supervillains, assassins, serial killers, terrorists, and even vicious beasts.

  48. sam | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t you know the legend of the,

    bad room, and what happens there!?!?

  49. E | 8:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “This is the bad room. We don’t talk about what goes on in here. “

  50. Ekri | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Caution, if you get very hot in bad room, be careful if you to enter powder room: Explosion hazard!!

  51. Hayley | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Where is the good room then??

  52. YO | 8:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ps.. pss.. come in…

  53. Kuniko | 12:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What exactly will be served on teh service balcony ???

  54. gorba | 8:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bad room. it’s nice!

  55. Lora | 6:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not allowed in the Bad Room, but Mommy and Daddy go in it all the time. But if it’s bad, why do they always come out looking so happy? :)

  56. CherLnIDA | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Bad Room, mind the howling and the corpses, snakes, and other things that may cause you to die.

  57. ramiro a | 3:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks for the advise… I will not pay for that room, probably they recognize that the architecture of that building is not so good

  58. Kitsune | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When they fail to clean it, it becomes “the bad room”
    ever been stopped at a gas station in the middle of nowhere when nature calls and you know what I mean.

  59. Kitsune | 4:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops I thought it was a typo for bathroom… not bedroom… nevermind.

  60. John the Devil | 11:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Bad room… I’m definitely more afraid of the living dining room.

  61. iM CRAZY!! | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Old Gregg is in the Bad Room

  62. ushiwakamaru30 | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We strongly suggest you do not use the bad room, as it may have a bad influence on you and your kids. We blame the schools.

  63. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least she’s good in bad

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