Caesar, Greek or Larry?

posted on 13 Mar 2009 in Chinglish

Now even the jerky companies are trying to jump on the health food bandwagon…

 

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Found at Chinese supermarket in New York.

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  1. SailorEuropa | 1:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    flesh salads… Mmmm the healthy way to be a canabal! where’s the blood sauce?!

  2. Twitchy | 1:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Subwei! Eat Flesh!

  3. Someone | 2:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flesh salad, the only salad that doesn’t fit in a vegetarian diet

  4. Heradrinovich | 3:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this salad is so dericious

  5. beechoak | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When chicken salad just isn’t enough…

  6. beechoak | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Recipes available at the Information Hall of Meat

  7. Big Fat Cat | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flesh Orangutan juice down one aisle

  8. gbear | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fresh from the Jeffery Dahmer family farm.

  9. HorribleLicensePlates | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get some skin dressing for those salads?

  10. Classic Steve | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mixed greens meet Soylent Green.

  11. Yogesh Damle | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One flesh salad, undressed!

  12. bigcaddy | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    waiter! I’ll order the Julienne Juliet.

  13. BeadyEl | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I picked up a pound of this from the merchant of Venice…

  14. Niagara Powered | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …made to the original specifications from the Donner Party recipe book.

  15. kapow | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    callots and rettuce please

  16. Niagara Powered | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i see you have European Flesh Salad, but I was craving something a bit more exotic… perhaps with a third world tanginess.

  17. Grifter | 9:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like a side of Ranch-hand dressing please?

  18. Dude | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good evening, Clarice. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some iceberg lettuce and a ripe tomato.

  19. Xila31 | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A great side dish to have with Mrs. Lovette’s Meat Pies.

  20. Brandon | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brains! BRAAAAAAIIIIINS!!!

  21. Buffy | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mrs. Lovett, in an effort to keep up with the “low carb” craze, added some greenery to her menu.

  22. Hot Gym Girl | 1:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, that’s how I stay fit! NO carbs, baby! ;)

  23. kyle | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “what do you want to eat tonigt?”

    “how bout italian?”

  24. amda | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    gives a whole new meaning to – gnawing at one’s heart!

  25. farballoo | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Store manager: No, you’ve misspelled it!
    Worker: What? I thought it was correct!
    Store manager: It’s “SARAD,” you idiot!

  26. Lollerskate | 8:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flesh courtesy of Babu & Co.

  27. beechoak | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A nice side dish to one of Mrs. Lovett’s meat pies…

  28. bigcaddy | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    a substitute for Mrs. Lovett’s meat pies.

  29. E | 8:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Suddenly, I knew EXACTLY what to serve Mr. Lector when he came over for dinner!!!

  30. Possibly | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes well Ranch hand dressing.

  31. donjuan71 | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Will my flesh salad come with a meat pickle?

  32. ramiro a | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The best way to eat human meat! Blood is included?

  33. Dog | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Subway…. Eat Flesh

  34. spenten | 8:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what zombies eat

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