Deep Impressions
posted on 21 Mar 2009 in Books/Magazines
Photo courtesy of Jimmy and Melody.
From a children’s novelty book.
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You Also Brother’s not naiive smiling face left not as much imprint did he!
That’s a strange fetish you have…
You have to be pretty naive to do it the first time, but if you’re still smiling the second time…
Boy, I’m glad I got rid of that. What, can’t a bear sit in the woods in peace.
Disney passed on the film rights to the book “Eeyore’s Outhouse Adventure” but the creators of South Park have big plans for a Christmas special.
Sue… you might find it pretty funny right now, but let me explain about the “mud” you just fell in,..
…and THAT, boys and girls, is the story of why Winnie got the tattoo on his butt.
Was the imprint smiling at you?
I’ve heard of seeing pictures in the clouds, but….
This one looks like Elvis!
Deep impressions? In my Pooh?
Sucka kids be buyin all my dope.
That why I told you not to trip in the toilet…
deep impression in my… pooh?
I always smile when I get Pooh-faced
“In my…” MY? MY???
Coincidently I left a deep impression in next-door cat’s pooh while mowing the lawn this morning.
Q: How did Eeyore fall in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh.
Yeah, Only deep impressions they’ll be seeing, is some corn or a peanut. Maybe a penny or a dime if its from a toddler.
And here I thought my Alphabet Soup left a deep impression on me. *looks down at his bowl of soup* See, its telling me to “Kill the cat” What the….!
I didn’t know that Winnie the Pooh likes child porn
Darn you, you naive smiling face…
POOH, Bill Sornson. In my POOH.
That’s what makes the thing so hilarious. Apparently someone shoved someone else’s naive, smiling face into their pooh. That’s just cruel. Naive people are still people!
Are they stil smiling after their naive face comes out of the pooh?
Best. Swirly. Ever….Wow.
Winnie the Pooh got into Christopher robbins cocaine again.
that’s gross
Is this where the phrase “$#17-eating grin” comes from?
Is that why there’s corn stuck in your teeth?
If you are trying to take pictures of a bear, you may have more than a few impressions on your face.
In your what? Oh, bother…
I try to leave a good impression wherever I go!
yeah my POOH is so deeply impressed..
You lose your naivete (and your smile) pretty quickly once you have your face shoved into pooh.
Kodak moment!
Hopefully his pooh’s impression was a-pee-ling.
Yeah, well I thought it was chocolate didn’t I .. it did have nuts in!
is it just me or does the P in pooh look somewhat like a dong? also the 2 O’s in pooh also somewhat look like boobs…. so is that sneaky disney trying to premote T*tty F***ing?
maybe im just over analizing this stuff…
well, that is what i first saw when i looked at it…
POOH’S FACE HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS
My face left an imprint on your pooh?
Oh, I thought the stuff all over my face was chocolate!
A deep impression in my
P
OO
H? Really?
You left a deep impression in my Pooh….
Is that a subliminal message is the “P O O H”?
You left a deep impression in my pooh……………….and it hurt!
My doctor diagnosed my pooh with a deep impression.
Aww, that is so sweet!
………….well, mostly sweet.
Please, sit on my naive face and leave me a deep impression!
Yoda?
“…in his WHAT, mommy?”
*closes book* “that’s where you have to use your imagination! sweet dreams dear.”
allow my ass to make a deeper impression
in your
IN MY WHAT!
Eeergh!!! Didn’t need to know that…
Someone had their head up their ass…?
“…in his WHAT, mommy?â€
*closes book* “that’s where you have to use your imagination! sweet dreams dear.â€
nice one! hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, it reads “POOH”! i thought it was a picture of something…
the panda schedule book is better than this one..
And now — Deep Impressions by Jack Handy.
“For me, stepping in pooh isn’t what it used to be during the Nixon administration.”
Deep impression in your pooh. Yeah, I’m wearing my Doc Martins today.
I only sign in the finest quality of Pooh.
Never mind. That was the dog.
Naive? You talkin’ to ME?
….Artistic looking symbol for penis.