Guaranteed to restore your receeding skyline…

posted on 31 Mar 2009 in Chinglish, Snacks

The old flavor: “Subway terminal urinal.” It’s a good change.

 

Also check out today’s Brog post!
Photo courtesy of Chris Tabb.
Found at Asian grocery store in PIttsburgh. 

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  1. Niagara Powered | 1:42 am |

    Now with 50 percent less Rape. For a more uptown and less downtown feeling.

  2. John Tranbo | 1:48 am |

    100% new flavour of large cities…
    We have Smoke
    Petrol
    Cocaine
    and Corruption Flavours
    Add spicer feeling to your life!

  3. Niagara Powered | 1:52 am |

    We’re now dumpster-diving in a nicer area of town.

  4. algernon | 1:56 am |

    I love the feeling of metropolis in my nuts.

  5. Niagara Powered | 2:21 am |

    Disclaimer: Image on package does not necessarily reflect the actual contents, or the condition of the foodstuff we tossed in the blender.

  6. Crazy Frog | 2:36 am |

    I always wanted to find Superman nuts!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 3:40 am |

    Great brand. I am surrounded by nuts in the Metropolis

  8. beechoak | 3:44 am |

    It’s nutty! It’s gritty!
    It’s the flavour of the city!

  9. Mark Kevin Limkinglam | 5:07 am |

    Mmmmmmm…. Tastes like the Empire State Building!

  10. Grifter | 5:12 am |

    I love those big city nuts!

  11. Xila | 5:42 am |

    Also try: Feeling of Suburbs peanut brittle, and Feeling of Country trail mix. Great for the whole family!

  12. Ben | 6:25 am |

    The new metropolis flavor is much better than the old gotham city variety.

  13. Pamela | 6:43 am |

    Fritz Lang’s favorite flavour!

  14. BeadyEl | 7:04 am |

    Free Daily Planet with every purchase!!

  15. Someone | 7:23 am |

    These new flavoured nuts feel so… concrete!

  16. demondude777 | 8:07 am |

    4 out of 5 dentists agree: Eating these nuts is much safer then eating a building directly.

  17. Pete | 8:42 am |

    When does the kryptonite-flavored version go on sale?

  18. Dude | 9:12 am |

    Hi, I’d like a bag of Philadelphia flavor nuts, please.

  19. Rev | 9:23 am |

    Endorsed by Sarah Jessica Parker and the rest of the cast of “Mating and the Metropolis.”

  20. Chris | 10:46 am |

    Our jams drive you nuts!

  21. Poisonus gus | 11:56 am |

    and so we discover why Superman makes those frequent business trips to Japan and why the criminals of Metropolis all speak with such high pitched voices.

  22. Kees Engels | 12:21 pm |

    In China, Metropolis feel you

  23. BennyB | 1:32 pm |

    Notice: This product contains nuts which have been genetically modified to taste completely unfamiliar.

  24. PG | 5:25 pm |

    “We built this city. We built this city on rice and nuts.” Stall Sip

  25. Needalaugh | 5:48 pm |

    Oh, I love city-feeling nuts!

  26. Mark Kevin Limkinglam | 6:19 pm |

    I think Lex Luthor would be happy if he tastes this nuts for the first time.

  27. bigcaddy | 8:08 pm |

    the preferred snack of Sperman

  28. Katie | 3:22 pm |

    Now in hobo flavor.

  29. randy | 2:33 pm |

    warning this product was made in a plant with other cities, may contain small suburbs

  30. Kate | 9:16 am |

    MY NIECE DID THIS TO ME AND NOW I CANNOT STOP. And nobody gave me the Depends first. Dammit.

  31. Lollerskate | 3:54 pm |

    Now with Higher Taxes!

  32. Aaron | 1:12 am |

    This tastes super, man.

  33. wronglish | 12:50 am |

    I feel, city!

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