Hello? Anyone out there?

posted on 5 Mar 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Wil Stevens.
Taken at Confucious Temple, China. 

46 captions

  1. Ghost08 | 3:02 am |

    behind the sign you idiot–where are you going?

  2. Ageless | 3:12 am |

    Don’t step on me!

  3. Lala | 3:14 am |

    Oh there you are!

  4. algernon | 3:32 am |

    Why? Where are you going.

  5. George | 4:30 am |

    I’m dangerous…

  6. beechoak | 4:42 am |

    Listen! It sounds like the desperate pleas of a missing foot…!

  7. beechoak | 4:44 am |

    Whoville’s last resort…

  8. Classic Steve | 6:40 am |

    I’m invisible when I sit and meditate.

  9. ++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++ | 6:41 am |

    Good manners are important, even in a minefield.

  10. kringo | 7:12 am |

    Picture taken from the set of “Honey: I shrunk the Shaolin monks!”

  11. kapow | 7:16 am |

    Don’t step on the grass or the grass will talk to you.

  12. Grifter | 7:27 am |

    At least we know where your foot can be found now!

  13. Someone | 8:13 am |

    Yeah right, like I’d crash my car into the only object (the sign) seen in miles
    *1 minute later*
    *calls* “Could you pick me up? I had an accident”

  14. Xila31 | 9:17 am |

    After Timmy was swallowed whole by the well hidden grass monster, the park officials decided a sign would prevent further law suits.

  15. Yogesh Damle | 10:02 am |

    If that’s an epitaph, I doesn’t care!

  16. Pirka | 10:19 am |

    So, THAT’s where the Whos ended up…

  17. Ghost08 | 11:00 am |

    ASL
    Attention Starved Lawn

  18. chic | 11:12 am |

    Is there a ghost talking to the strangers among the grass?

    If so, I have to meet him/her.

  19. BennyB | 11:51 am |

    On the reverse side: “Out to lunch. please be careful anyway!”

  20. Spoony | 1:46 pm |

    Hidden behind the sign: Ann Coulter

  21. Spoony | 1:48 pm |

    Ouch! I said to be careful, Grasshole!

  22. Big Fat Cat | 1:50 pm |

    Tombstone for grass lovers and environmentalists

  23. bigcaddy | 3:21 pm |

    arent we all where we say we are.

  24. Brian | 8:31 pm |

    Hey sysop – whatever it is that keeps resetting all the votes — can it happen less?

  25. Stephan | 8:36 pm |

    Crouching Thai-girl, Hidden Engrish…

  26. daji | 9:08 pm |

    Either there is someone invisible there or someone buried a corpse XD

  27. Becky | 8:32 am |

    I was here and you were not;
    Now you are here and I am not.

  28. luis | 7:57 pm |

    a man’s attempting a houdini stunt

  29. chickenman | 7:39 am |

    Hey Maw!!!

    Those daggum graysshoppers done been at it again….

  30. a kittah | 12:29 pm |

    It seems Carmen Sandiego didn’t pick the best hiding spot this time…

  31. BeadyEl | 6:57 am |

    I want this sign for my tombstone…

  32. chriswell | 10:04 am |

    Hi!
    Yes you are.
    Thank you, I will.

  33. Matt Stinnett | 10:40 am |

    Notice of the molemen kingdom.

  34. Sydney | 9:48 am |

    Dont’cha just love Japanese tombstones?

  35. donjuan71 | 8:14 am |

    Grandma? How……….what the…………..?

  36. Yagurax | 4:31 am |

    I think this is a typical signnature..

  37. ramiro a | 3:14 pm |

    Whoa! Talking Grass!

  38. mdalsted | 12:43 pm |

    Not the best hiding place, Waldo…

  39. Warrior | 10:56 pm |

    You must be paying more attention to the Nature!!

  40. paulmacca | 10:31 pm |

    Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone home?

  41. Lisacharming | 7:33 am |

    Woa i would be very scared if i saw this, i’d be needing my tena thats for sure!!

  42. spenten | 8:33 pm |

    sir please do not pee on me thank you

  43. tdizzle | 9:39 pm |

    Love,
    -The Grass.

  44. Brian | 9:33 am |

    Hellllooooooo! Could I BE any sassier?

  45. Soundwave | 3:17 pm |

    Sign must be so lonely if he has to remind people of his existence…

  46. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:10 pm |

    – Is this mine field?
    – No! It’s mine!

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