I yam a goner…

posted on 12 Mar 2009 in Chinglish

Tuber, or not tuber, that is the question…

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42 captions

  1. Yogesh Damle | 2:08 am |

    Sweet death!

  2. Yogesh Damle | 2:09 am |

    The potato was alive as long as it was buried!

  3. Mirchev | 2:23 am |

    They die so we can live, it is an honorable death.

  4. algernon | 2:26 am |

    Waiter this sweet potato isn’t dead yet. Take it back!

  5. Big Fat Cat | 3:41 am |

    That’s how they get rid of the remains from death sentences

  6. TheSwarm666X | 3:48 am |

    from the makers of Sour Apple Live

  7. beechoak | 3:51 am |

    Come, O, Sweet Potatoest Death

  8. beechoak | 3:53 am |

    A sad turn in the saga of the Veggie Tales…

  9. beechoak | 3:56 am |

    I think the Rhubarb Die should be buried, too…

  10. DieselDragon | 4:22 am |

    British Rail’s final addition to the vegetarian menu may not have been very popular with passengers in the buffet…But for once, they had at least managed to meet the rather stringent requirements of the Trade Descriptions Act! ๐Ÿ˜€

  11. DieselDragon | 4:25 am |

    After many long years of waiting, fans of tabletop battle games finally got their wish – A light bite and a 12-sided die rolled* into one! ๐Ÿ™‚

    [* – Pun completely unintentional…I swear! ๐Ÿ™‚ ]

  12. DieselDragon | 4:28 am |

    For quite some time, Spud-U-Like had been wondering what on Earth they could do with all of those Emo potatoes they kept harvesting. Then it suddenly hit them… ๐Ÿ˜‰

  13. DieselDragon | 4:30 am |

    …But sour potato live? Surely that not right! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  14. The favorite food of the Grim Reaper, perhaps.

  15. jjhitt | 4:40 am |

    Sweat Potatoe Die…. wasn’t that a Betty Davis movie?

  16. DieselDragon | 4:41 am |

    What *wouldn’t* die of shame at being sold off for only six Yen? Are they really of such little worth to society? ๐Ÿ™

  17. Grifter | 5:07 am |

    Talk about a hot potato!

  18. Zirian | 6:01 am |

    Did they leave out a comma? “Sweet Potato, Die!”

    @dieseldragon, its rmb not yen…..

  19. Classic Steve | 6:02 am |

    I just rolled a six….

  20. Xila | 6:30 am |

    Sweet Potato Die is a favorite choice of food poisoners with world over.

  21. Niagara Powered | 7:34 am |

    All our Jeffrey Dahmer dinner entrees include your choice of either our world famous Sweet Potato Die Fries or Sweet Potato Baked Death

  22. Dude | 9:08 am |

    Hasta la vista, tater!

  23. theillen | 9:16 am |

    It’s not a tuber!

  24. Meg | 10:58 am |

    It’s really the “tuber or not tuber” that makes this one funny.

  25. bigcaddy | 1:42 pm |

    Betty Croaker’s new dish: Sweet Potato Die, Fatally good.

  26. ozbourne | 5:23 pm |

    Why you shouldn’t write your grocery list into a Death Note.

  27. bigcaddy | 8:20 pm |

    served at the poison bakery

  28. kyle | 10:46 pm |

    dang it…. call babu

  29. Heradrinovich | 3:08 am |

    the sweet potato is ready for autopsy

  30. Chris | 11:08 am |

    Die, potato! Die!

  31. Kees | 12:19 pm |

    I wonder if it was a spudden death?

  32. ChillinCharlie | 4:45 pm |

    Reporter: Mr Potato Head was arrested today for killing his cousin by smothering him to death with butter.

  33. Andrew | 11:04 pm |

    Iacta alea ipomoeae est.

  34. dropkickmurphy | 3:42 am |

    Die, Sweet patato, Die

  35. Jon Jefferstrongbadon | 7:29 pm |

    Not into the oven! It burns!

  36. Darrin | 11:37 pm |

    That is the most metal pastry I’ve ever seen.

  37. Lora | 6:23 pm |

    Sweet Potato’s funeral will be held at Green Hill Farm this Saturday, where he shall be placed in a traditional tin-foil coffin with a sprinkling of butter and sugar.

  38. Warrior | 12:27 am |

    The apples and the eggs did it!

  39. eric | 8:02 pm |

    They have to kill the sweet potato first. It’s inhumane to cook it alive.

  40. spenten | 8:38 pm |

    who knewn death could be so delicious mmm souls

  41. Enclave | 7:18 am |

    Die potato, DIE!

  42. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:19 pm |

    – Mmmmm … Die Hamburger!

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