I yam a goner…

posted on 12 Mar 2009 in Chinglish

Tuber, or not tuber, that is the question…

 

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  1. Yogesh Damle | 2:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sweet death!

  2. Yogesh Damle | 2:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The potato was alive as long as it was buried!

  3. Mirchev | 2:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They die so we can live, it is an honorable death.

  4. algernon | 2:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter this sweet potato isn’t dead yet. Take it back!

  5. Big Fat Cat | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s how they get rid of the remains from death sentences

  6. TheSwarm666X | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    from the makers of Sour Apple Live

  7. beechoak | 3:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come, O, Sweet Potatoest Death

  8. beechoak | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A sad turn in the saga of the Veggie Tales…

  9. beechoak | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the Rhubarb Die should be buried, too…

  10. DieselDragon | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    British Rail’s final addition to the vegetarian menu may not have been very popular with passengers in the buffet…But for once, they had at least managed to meet the rather stringent requirements of the Trade Descriptions Act! :D

  11. DieselDragon | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After many long years of waiting, fans of tabletop battle games finally got their wish – A light bite and a 12-sided die rolled* into one! :)

    [* - Pun completely unintentional...I swear! :) ]

  12. DieselDragon | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For quite some time, Spud-U-Like had been wondering what on Earth they could do with all of those Emo potatoes they kept harvesting. Then it suddenly hit them… ;)

  13. DieselDragon | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …But sour potato live? Surely that not right! :o

  14. Mark Kevin Limkinglam | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The favorite food of the Grim Reaper, perhaps.

  15. jjhitt | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sweat Potatoe Die…. wasn’t that a Betty Davis movie?

  16. DieselDragon | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What *wouldn’t* die of shame at being sold off for only six Yen? Are they really of such little worth to society? :(

  17. Grifter | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Talk about a hot potato!

  18. Zirian | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Did they leave out a comma? “Sweet Potato, Die!”

    @dieseldragon, its rmb not yen…..

  19. Classic Steve | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just rolled a six….

  20. Xila | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sweet Potato Die is a favorite choice of food poisoners with world over.

  21. Niagara Powered | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All our Jeffrey Dahmer dinner entrees include your choice of either our world famous Sweet Potato Die Fries or Sweet Potato Baked Death

  22. Dude | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hasta la vista, tater!

  23. theillen | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not a tuber!

  24. Meg | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s really the “tuber or not tuber” that makes this one funny.

  25. bigcaddy | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Betty Croaker’s new dish: Sweet Potato Die, Fatally good.

  26. ozbourne | 5:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why you shouldn’t write your grocery list into a Death Note.

  27. bigcaddy | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    served at the poison bakery

  28. kyle | 10:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    dang it…. call babu

  29. Heradrinovich | 3:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the sweet potato is ready for autopsy

  30. Chris | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Die, potato! Die!

  31. Kees | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if it was a spudden death?

  32. ChillinCharlie | 4:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reporter: Mr Potato Head was arrested today for killing his cousin by smothering him to death with butter.

  33. Andrew | 11:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Iacta alea ipomoeae est.

  34. dropkickmurphy | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Die, Sweet patato, Die

  35. Jon Jefferstrongbadon | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not into the oven! It burns!

  36. Darrin | 11:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That is the most metal pastry I’ve ever seen.

  37. Lora | 6:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sweet Potato’s funeral will be held at Green Hill Farm this Saturday, where he shall be placed in a traditional tin-foil coffin with a sprinkling of butter and sugar.

  38. Warrior | 12:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The apples and the eggs did it!

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