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posted on 11 Mar 2009 in Chinglish

Please, give generously to the Jimmy Dean Institute…

 

Photo courtesy of Zack Lane.
Found in Beijing, China. 

52 captions

  1. Kees | 1:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would sausage’s mother please collect him at the collection point? I repeat, …

  2. Spoony | 1:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like the bacon machine more.

  3. Spoony | 1:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t forget the lubrication! I hate it when the sausage gets stuck…

  4. Spoony | 1:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We drew straws and, well, it looks like it’s your turn in the sausage machine tonight, Bill. Better take a gallon of water. It’s thirsty work.

  5. algernon | 1:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny I thought I was in “The Information Hall of Meat”

  6. kapow | 1:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can now fall in line for the Hard Boiled Egg Collection Point afterwards.

  7. Yogesh Damle | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Clean, well hung meat, blood drained out!

  8. Big Fat Cat | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of the bath scene in the movie Porky!

  9. Big Fat Cat | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bigger sausage gets more points

  10. beechoak | 3:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please recycle your leftover meats for a greener tomorrow.

  11. beechoak | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yet another attempt by Herr Flick and Helga to locate the knockwurst that contains the painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies…

  12. Yogesh Damle | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Moby Dick Saucages Inc.

  13. Mirchev | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They ain’t takin’ mine.

  14. kringo | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Free Jesus Juice with donation.

  15. kringo | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Free Orange Jesus Juice with donation.

  16. Grifter | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our agents will be happy to help you with the grilling…

  17. DECMATH | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wonder why my girl friend was so upset when I told her to meet me here? I was only 15 minutes late.

  18. Niagara Powered | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ummm… who’s on duty today… Bambi or Bruce?

  19. beechoak | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not accept any contributions from anyone answering to the name “Lorena”

  20. Niagara Powered | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    By locating his business precisely at the point that the Market District and the Red Light District met, “Skippy” Li’s business fortunes would remain in doubt.

  21. Classic Steve | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who ever sausage a place?

  22. chriswell | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, I’m kind of in a hurry; do you where I can, you know…

  23. Chris | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wanna see my sausage collection?

  24. chriswell | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now accepting Dried Japanese Sausage!!!

  25. OMeyer | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please Meat Here

  26. Bill Sornson | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How inglorious…

  27. Yogesh Damle | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Probably it might be Engrish for CORRECTION!

    Man, somone’s had an election!!

  28. Stephan | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cleanup in isle… sausage.

  29. sheez! | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Did anyone mention that this was posted at the entrance to the men’s restroom?

  30. Bob* | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My gaydar is tingling!

  31. PG | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Minute Maid meets Sausage Collection: How many jokes can you think of in 30 seconds? GO!

  32. BeadyEl | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think this sign may be INSIDE The Male Sex Toilet…

  33. Xila31 | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nip the tip or clip the grip, either way I don’t think this business will succeed, (even with the free orange juice samples.)

  34. bigcaddy | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    please return every few hoursat your own enjoyment.

  35. bigcaddy | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    oops, forgot a space.

  36. SailorEuropa | 2:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there a limit you can donate to the Sausage for Life Foundation?

  37. Rayquaza | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those who wish they were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

  38. Hot Gym Girl | 4:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know an even better place for sausage collection! ;)

  39. Ellen | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They really do recycle EVERYTHING in Japan. Make sure you put your papers, plastics, and sausages into separate bins.

  40. bigcaddy | 7:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this feels wierd…. SLICE!
    GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  41. fishyfriend | 8:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner……..

  42. DieselDragon | 12:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The meat-ing place for sausage collectors everywhere… ;)

    (For those who can’t make it, at least there’s always eBay! :D )

  43. DieselDragon | 12:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I presume this photo was taken inside a gay bar? :)

  44. DieselDragon | 12:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not just Engrish…These signs can often be seen at the München Oktoberfest as well! :)

  45. DieselDragon | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mashed spuds at the next window. 8) —–>>

  46. EricG | 7:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, so this is a pic of Madonna’s underwear, what’s the big deal?

  47. Ryan | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In an attempt to avoid another sausage fest.

  48. YO | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I get it back though… right?

  49. donjuan71 | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My wife had one of those waiting right inside the front door right after we got married.

  50. Hellfil2e | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry Sir, please hand over all sausages before going beyond this point.

  51. Yagurax | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They really thought they had improved on the
    “Leave your wiener here”-sign..

  52. Old Man | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They can have my sausage when they can pry it from my cold, dead, greasy fingers.

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