Is this over your head?

posted on 4 Mar 2009 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Brian Gibbs.
Plastic bag from touch-panel monitor made in Taiwan. 

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  1. algernon | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    At last a bag for short armed children.

  2. Yogesh Damle | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Also, do not put the bag in your ‘whatever’ to prevent from constipating!”

  3. amanak | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To prevent from suffocating, do not put the plastic bag in your head.

  4. beechoak | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Advice primarily for airheads.

  5. beechoak | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why would I think stuffing the plastic bag in my head would prevent me from suffocating?

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll need a head surgeon to put that in my head

  7. Yogesh Damle | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Plastic outreach programme!

  8. jjhitt | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is in spell check. Is got verb. What problem?

  9. amanak | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    After you are done with the plastic bag, keep that reach out of children.

  10. kringo | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m so obsessed with this damn bag. I can’t get it out of my head.

  11. Someone | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If the reach can’t be in children, we’ll just have to let the children be in reach!

  12. Mista Bob Dobalina | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In your head, in your head….Zombie, Zombie, Zombie, iee-iee-ow-ow

  13. EricG | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This warning is for blondes.

  14. kapow | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So it insists on chopping my son’s arms off by saying “keeping the reach out”. Aryt, if it prevents him from suffocating, why not!

  15. Ben | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    On second thought, if you need this warning you probably don’t have much in your head in the first place, so the bag will just fill space nicely.

  16. Chris | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And don’t let me hear about you playing with matches either.

  17. ++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++ | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In your head be it.

  18. David McIntosh | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What are they talking about? Bag in head is an -excellent- way to prevent from suffocating.

  19. Ghost08 | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what could possibly go wrong (*cram cram cram*)
    um—i cant remember colors oh well merry christmas to me i think ill eat a sock

  20. SailorEuropa | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    so wait… they want me to suffocate?! i guess its suffocate or die in those heart attacking apartments…. hmm i wonder which one is the less painless of the two

  21. goldcaddy | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the plastic bag doesnt want children to brush their teeth with Reach brand toothbrushes.
    Use plastico. toothbrushes.

  22. Grifter | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like instructions for a puppet: Plastic Bag over the head, Keep in reach?

  23. Xila31 | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Good thing I saw this warning, I almost put this bag in my head!

  24. Lollerskate | 6:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought a plastic bag on the head could save lives….

  25. Alyona | 10:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, don’t let it go to your head…

  26. Stephan | 8:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t go putting your reach into children with plastic bags in their heads. Specific, maybe, but a good point

  27. rowger | 2:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If I stuff it in my mouth, does it count as being in my head?

  28. Rikkyu | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok, I’ll put it Around my head, instead of inside to prevent suffocation.

  29. Atli Hafsteinsson | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pretty self-explanatory…

  30. chickenman | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And please to avoid the putting it over your wee-wa to prevent from masturbating.

  31. a kittah | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But remember to recycle when done :)

  32. Stephan | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m suffocating! Let’s take this bag inside my head to prevent… Oh… warning label… Dammit!

  33. chriswell | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kids have small arms and I’ve been plastic free for over 6 months now. So I guess I am OK.

  34. P | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We must ensure that the reach is out of the children

  35. Mr. Briggs | 6:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps it means “Keep the ‘reach out’ of children”. So let the children reach out into their minds to remember that they must never put plastic bags inside their heads if they are suffocating.

  36. Jonnynobrain | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Put it OVER your head.

  37. polltwantsacracker | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Put it OVER your head.

  38. Alex | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep the reach out of children,
    Do whatever it takes.
    Cut off their arms and legs.
    Bound their mouths shut with tape.

    To prevent suffocation
    Put bag in head.
    Shove into mouth and nose.
    This method is not recommended.

  39. tracey mcneil | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    can u die if someone put a plastic bag over u face but aie grt in under bag

  40. ramiro a | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s very difficult to put that bag in your head… I tried

  41. mdalsted | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I put the bag in my head for any other reason?

  42. Old Man | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, it’s “Don’t put the bag IN your head”!

  43. Grace | 1:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Laugh all ya’ll want, but that warning label saved my life!

    Me: Ooo! Plastic bag! *tries to put it thru my ear*

    Me: *sees warning label* WOAH! *takes it out* That was a close one! I could’ve suffocated!!

  44. Lisacharming | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, i love this one its the koolies of the koolies.

  45. spenten | 8:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hm to avoid suffication dont get this bag keep away from children the age of 1-99

  46. 101mahina | 9:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry, I won’t put the plastic bag in my head. On it is a totally different story.

  47. doom | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aww… I wanted to put it in my head D:

  48. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And put those children out of your head, you perv!

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