Natural Synthetic Handmade Cookie

posted on 14 Mar 2009 in Chinglish, Snacks

We hand-pick only the finest organic MSG…

 

Photo courtesy of Sherry Lun.
Cookies made in Taiwan. 

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  1. Spoony | 2:12 am |

    Also try our Sugared Sugar-Free cookies.

  2. Spoony | 2:13 am |

    Ah, you can really taste the Primary Colors. Way better than those Secondary Color and Tertiary Color cookies.

  3. jjhitt | 2:35 am |

    Together with my heart, in nature, eating Fang’s junk food.

  4. J-Luke | 4:01 am |

    You gotta love those red, yellow and blue cookies…

  5. Someone | 5:08 am |

    In this ongoing economic crisis, people look for the weirdest ways to make others pay way too much for something simple as cookies

  6. Twitchy | 5:40 am |

    Filled with primary colours, it’s the all natural synthetic ingredients that make these cookies better than grandma’s.

  7. beechoak | 6:36 am |

    Fang’s Natural Synthetic Handmade Cookies are the cubic zirconium of the snack industry… They’re Genuine Simulated!

  8. kapow | 6:59 am |

    You’ll be as poetic as Shakespeare with just a couple of cookies

  9. gbear | 7:01 am |

    I’ll just stick with the Oreos.

  10. Pamela | 7:22 am |

    Synthetic yes, but are they trans fat free? ’cause I’m on a diet. Also, are primary colours fatning?

  11. Niagara Powered | 7:26 am |

    Banished by Keebler for frequent intoxication, the hard-parting Fang’s Elves (known for their penchant for brightly colored, polyester leisure suits) decided to form a cookie company that better reflected their “style.”

  12. Big Fat Cat | 8:12 am |

    After consuming the synthetic cookies, my upset stomach ruined my poetic afternoon

  13. Dude | 8:56 am |

    Also try the Caffeine-Free Super-Caffeinated Soda!

  14. Buffy | 10:24 am |

    Just what kind of “synthetics” are in these cookies anyway, that make a person so “poetic”?

  15. ChillinCharlie | 11:57 am |

    Friend: Hey Bob, you might wanna take it easy on eating those cookies,

    Bob: Meh, Don’t worry about it. Its Synthetic weight gain.

  16. Stefan | 2:19 pm |

    If I drink fang’s tea with my heart in it, I guess there will be at least ONE primary color.

  17. bigcaddy | 3:12 pm |

    Fangs company slogan: the cookies that bite back!

  18. kyle | 4:49 pm |

    gah! this ones purple! now my whole poetic afternoon is ruined!!

  19. Stephan | 9:55 pm |

    Pretend to eat this synthetic cookie..

  20. Grifter | 8:08 pm |

    Did that sign just introduce us to the Outer Limits?

  21. Yogesh Damle | 6:24 am |

    Dig in your fangs!

  22. ItWasSuited | 8:29 am |

    Mix 2 cups yellow, 1 cup blue, and 2 teaspoons red and bake for 15 min. at 350′.

  23. Riss | 8:24 pm |

    “Curiouser and curiouser!” thought Alice.

  24. sam | 11:06 am |

    mmmmmmmmmmmmm, primary color too!

  25. YO | 8:19 pm |

    They’re dry and mouthwatering… taste the rainbow.

  26. gorba | 8:35 pm |

    I don’t even think Cookie Monster would touch these.

  27. Phil G. | 12:27 pm |

    Made with real artificial flavours!

  28. Morpheus | 10:13 pm |

    This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue cookie- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red cookie- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

  29. Ben | 4:26 am |

    And they promised to manufacture it naturally.

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