Please don’t flick your tooth in public…

posted on 22 Mar 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of James Wong.
Found at a foodcourt in Xidan, Beijing. 

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  1. SailorEuropa | 2:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So… what happens if i flick my finger instead?

  2. Wolverine Girl | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Matched with required various human body foodstuff”

    Oh heck, this is Soylent Green!

  3. Pamela | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Soylent Green indeed, but rich in calcareous… What comes around…

  4. Samuel | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … with Ketchup

  5. Big Fat Cat | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The noodle in the picture looks like its made in Gobi Desert

  6. beechoak | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mrs. Lovett opens a soup shop in Beijing.

  7. beechoak | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and in some cultures it is appropriate to belch to show your appreciation for the food…

  8. Niagara Powered | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pop Quiz:
    The soup is:
    (A) tooth-flicking, taste-plucking good.
    (B) either full of “calcareous”or gives you “calcareous”… or in some fashion effects “calcareous”- and is explained in ways that our lawyers want kept as vague and nebulous as possible.
    (C) made with ingredients and foodstuff that you would be much better off not knowing exactly what they are.
    (D) not really soup, but an instruction manual.

  9. Jimmy Z | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WTP (What the pluck?). Those plucking noodles are plucking delicious! The chef ain’t bad too. I’d pluck her.

  10. J-Luke | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Various parts of the human body may be good foodstuff, but beware of the hard parts or else your tooth will indeed be flicking…

  11. OtisM | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This plucking-noodle soup can go flick itself!

  12. David | 6:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The guy next to me flicked his tooth in my foodstuff!

  13. bigcaddy | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i need more strenpth training if im gonna flick my tooth.

  14. rowger | 11:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can never be to calcareous.

  15. G | 12:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if it’s as confusing in those Chinese caricatures lol “uh oh hot dog!”

  16. Carlos the Jackal | 1:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Human body foodstuff”

    Try Soylent Green – now available as noodles!

  17. Grifter | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We tried for one thousand and one tastes, but ran out of people…

  18. JohnB | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ingredients are so-so, but the high grade is imported!

  19. MrBill | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks for the soup. Should I compensate the calcareous here or at the register?

  20. tekleader | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flour of Thousand taste-plucking noodle is people!
    IT’S PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

  21. Sydney | 6:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh darn, there goes my tooth again!

  22. Mansour Cheeseman | 11:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not just Fine and Smooth…

    … but refreshing smooth.

  23. Cindy Gao | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s so dirty!

  24. mdalsted | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like Strong Bad has a Chinese cousin: Stron Pest!

  25. mdalsted | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is this “Safety Method of Calcareous”? Is there an Unsafety Method of Calcareous? Does it involve Flicking of the Tooth?

  26. Kiwi | 11:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it wrong that this turn me on?

  27. Perseus | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am definitely hungry now.

  28. Yennie | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the color white that helps most effectively the safety method of calcereous… if the noodles are yellow, the method is a little riskier

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