Please, think of the Earch!

posted on 28 Mar 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Leo Van Echelpoel.
 Found in China hotel.

 

 

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  1. Tim | 1:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve searched the earch for a perch for my besmirched luggerch.

  2. Niagara Powered | 2:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We can save the Earch, cut some of the staph, and be more profichable, Environmentalism sure is good for businesh.

  3. Niagara Powered | 2:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re being shkrewed

  4. montelepsy | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Give a hooch, don’t polluce.

  5. beechoak | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bresh Motter Earch

  6. beechoak | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Itch not nishe to fool Motter Nater!

  7. Bechstein62 | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, I’m doing my part — I’ve volunteered to wash the Spotted Owels!

  8. Samuel | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s where the Grinch lives.

  9. Gary | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re thanking me for my comprehension? Sorry, but…

  10. Someone | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t save the earch now, I’m too busy saving the water (from drowning)!

  11. Big Fat Cat | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Earch is my Wolrd. Save the Wolrd on Earch Day!

  12. Big Fat Cat | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your Earch is my Earch!

  13. Big Fat Cat | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What on Earch are they doing?

  14. Rev | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All of a sudden, I have the earch to go hug a tree.

  15. David | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bressed are the meek, for they shall inerit the earch..

  16. bigcaddy | 11:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Even Japan is going Gleen.

  17. bigcaddy | 3:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    somebody call captain pranet!

  18. Tasha | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nevermind the “earch”. Anyone else notice that they reuse old soap? That’s disgrusting! The water is the source of life!

  19. Mark Kevin Limkinglam | 9:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just cerebrated Earch Hour rast night. Is it great?

  20. Katie | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Thank you for comprehension…” I don’t think I comprehended it right.

  21. Dale | 1:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes we must save the Earch. After all we don’t want the Earch to dissappear like the Nauga did when it was over hunted for its hide. SAVE THE EARCH!!!!

  22. DieselDragon | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Given that final line, is it possible they foresaw that sign being uploaded to this site? 😀

    [P.S EngrishWebmaster: Some of the text is hard to read if one is visually impared. Could ye upload the Engrish half at a higher resolution? :) ]

  23. DieselDragon | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, so they’ll wash my vowels every day if I wish…But do they provide the same service for one’s consonants too? 😀

    [Oh, and I forgot to say “Prease” in my previous message – Sorry! :) ]

  24. DieselDragon | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please save the water – Collect five gallons and trade for a cuddly stuffed Dolphin! :)

  25. Grifter | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Redute, Reuse, Retytle

  26. Sydney | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please save the Earch — home of the bad spellers!

  27. Vulpine | 8:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like we’ve all been left in the earch.

  28. mOcHeLe | 1:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    did bush write this to piss off al gore? or did i “misunderestimate” him?

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