Priced so low, it should be a felony!

posted on 25 Mar 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

 

Photo courtesy of Mike Kruse.
Clothing shop found in Varanasi, India. 

57 captions

  1. Kees | 1:14 am |

    How gentleman of him, to warn her before he assaults her

  2. Jay | 1:16 am |

    Those bacteria-resistant briefs don’t leave much to the imagination, you can see his Euro Meat Goat.

  3. Niagara Powered | 1:25 am |

    It was all fun and games until he pulled out his club and went full-gonzo neanderthal.

  4. Niagara Powered | 1:33 am |

    Nothing says “I love you” like bruised ribs and rug burns.

  5. forrest | 3:26 am |

    so I guess I pay in euros?

  6. beechoak | 3:39 am |

    You can’t assault the willing…

  7. Mirchev | 3:49 am |

    Hello doll, I come from Europe to make you

    Well shake it up baby now
    Twist and shout
    Cmon cmon cmon cmon baby now
    Come on and work it all out

  8. Ellen | 4:14 am |

    I’m sorry, Julia, but those fashion inners are so attractive on you that I can’t control myself anymore!

  9. gbear | 4:43 am |

    They’re bringing back the Member’s Only Jackets?!?!?!?

  10. kai | 4:52 am |

    prepare for surprise buttsecks

  11. kapow | 5:18 am |

    Steer clear from the homosexuals when you see this ad.

  12. montelepsy | 5:20 am |

    The good news is from the size of his package, he’ll only be able to assault her a little bit.

  13. Grifter | 5:23 am |

    Battle of the sexist!

  14. beechoak | 5:33 am |

    Don’t whine and cry… just say, “Oooooooooooo, yeaaaaaaaaaah…!”

  15. Niagara Powered | 5:50 am |

    …the battle cry was heard, as the meat missiles were raised into position – ready to launch. A load scream of “INCOMING” rang out and women hunkered down in their bunkers, all too exposed to the impending assault.

  16. beechoak | 6:08 am |

    If HE’S the one doing the assaulting, well, alrighty then!

  17. Classic Steve | 6:09 am |

    Actually, it’s the man who’s about to get assaulted — with a slap.

  18. beechoak | 6:14 am |

    Could be worse… could be Bill Clinton.

  19. kringo | 6:20 am |

    Fox News has taken their “truth in advertising” philosophy way too far.

  20. Jeffy | 6:52 am |

    … this message brought to you by the Duke Lacrosse team and the Ad Council.

  21. ItWasSuited | 8:13 am |

    Those bacteria resistant inners will come in handy in jail.

  22. Bill Sornson | 8:40 am |

    So…literally an ‘f-me’ little dress?

  23. beechoak | 8:55 am |

    Now that you’ve seen my assault underwear, wanna see my assault weapon?

  24. Ben | 9:14 am |

    * Assault only; battery not included.

  25. Cbass | 9:49 am |

    omg…what the creative brains where thinking when they poped out this slogan…

  26. Tim | 10:00 am |

    You can’t a-salt me, I’ve got pepper spray!

  27. demondude777 | 10:57 am |

    Can I return undergarments? I walked through a dark alley and didn’t get assaulted. They must be defective….

  28. Easily Amused | 11:16 am |

    Just what every girl likes to hear
    way to wow them

    I just noticed it has a little logo saying the stuff is bacteria resistant
    that’s hard to read

  29. PB | 3:23 pm |

    What happened to the good old days when the mafia wore suits?

  30. chic | 3:42 pm |

    Remember young people: always say, “yes dear”, “dahling”,
    “honey”, you can never be wrong! However, be viglant with the danger.

  31. Needalaugh | 5:00 pm |

    Soft Porn on a billboard??

  32. bigcaddy | 8:22 pm |

    she looks very happy that she is about to be raped.

  33. Spoony | 12:31 am |

    “This is not my finger!”

  34. Pete | 8:23 am |

    Wow…the Indian concept of modesty’s sure changed over the years.
    A generation ago a soft porn billboard like that wouldn’t have been possible!

    As for assaulted…she must be a masochist ‘coz she sure is wearin’ a big wide grin along with that slinky “fashion inner”!

  35. Nyoron | 3:06 pm |

    Where is the ‘please’?

  36. Stephan | 3:22 pm |

    By my man-boob!

  37. Johnny Box | 5:59 pm |

    That’s right – the NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade is this weekend!

  38. Vegans Volant | 3:02 pm |

    For some reason Bryan’s new pick-up line just didn’t seem to work as well as advertised…

  39. Anon | 11:28 am |

    Well.. if he’s the one doing the assaulting, please do 😉

  40. dropkickmurphy | 1:55 pm |

    I’ve never seen someone look so happy while being assaulted

  41. Nuclear Chauffeur | 5:50 pm |

    First, I get assaulted at a clothing store, then, when I return home, my heart gets attacked!

  42. Sydney | 6:44 pm |

    Wait, which one is the guy?

  43. aimie | 8:49 pm |

    wow no matter how u look at it it’s still gramatically correct

  44. Hot Gym Girl | 9:39 pm |

    Assault is what passes for love there! How dare you mock it! 😉

  45. zxcvb | 1:21 am |

    It’s an ad for men’s underwear.. the idea is that you’ll look so hot in these, that women will assault you

  46. April | 2:23 pm |

    thanks for the warning!

  47. Anonymous | 2:39 pm |

    if you wanna get assaulted, you gotta take the baton out of its sheath first…

  48. Sydney | 9:44 am |

    People who have used this product have also enjoyed rape, molestation, and harassment.

  49. Shackel | 6:48 pm |

    No comment…

    Just… No comment.

  50. shelzy | 4:37 pm |

    it’s not assault if you yell “SURPRISE!”

  51. ENKC | 1:54 am |

    Battery not included.

  52. Jim | 7:01 pm |

    My friend always said if you dress like that you are asking… well you know the rest.

  53. garudamon11 | 5:56 am |

    thats why you sould always keep the anti-lust spray with you

  54. bridget | 9:00 pm |

    On 3. 1, 2, hey-come back!

  55. DingDong | 9:56 pm |

    for ages 7 and up, each sex sold separately, assault only, battery’s not included.

  56. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:29 pm |

    Ass salted … Peanut.

  57. Myself | 9:40 pm |

    Men won’t get arrested for it in India, but at least they’re courteous enough to warn folks…

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