Rent one today!
Photo courtesy of Eva Schaeffer.
Found in Chennai, India.
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We bring to the party..ah…how you say…the mystery meats?
Comes complete with its own mechanics and man with a flag
Bringing cannibals a fast and effective service since 1439!
Yeah, we wouldn’t want that soylent green to get warm and spoiled now would we.
I hear Japan placed a large order for these. Apparently they’re over stocked on all that New Japan Meat.
Dead body freezer box, shaped like a van. Call within 10 minutes and receive one live human and throw in two dead ones absolutely free!
wonder what the iv drip in te window is for? theyre dead right?
Dead Body?
Dont know what to do?
Call Babu.
642-8888
We keep ‘em fresh so the pigs eat them up quicker.
Rent, with an option to buy! Yes! Come on down to Mad-Man Babu’s! With prices so low, we must be…INSANE!!! Don’t forget to ask about our “Corpse-Grinder Special”…and tell them Jeff Dahmer sent ya’!
I guess those mini-vans can be quite chilly in winter…
Hi, this is Tony S., can you get over here to Bada Bing!? Bring 5 trucks, today was a busy day.
If only Clarke Griswold had known of this service. Poor Aunt Edna wouldn’t have had to ride on the roof.
At least they have somewhere to put those two guys they ran over.
Located right next to Ken Ables Grill. You kill’em, They’ll Grill’em
Looks like they need one, those Daihatsu vans are unreliable.
That just sounds more than a little ominous
People just die to get into our vans!
Soylent Green speedy delivery…
…brain freeze guaranteed….
The air conditioning was always stuck on high, and Babu almost sold the van. And then one day, he had an idea…
The guys in “Pulp Fiction” should’ve called Babu instead.
Hat tip to Jamie Brannon:
That sounds like more than a little omnibus!
It’s like an evil version of the Mystery machine from Scooby Doo.
If they had known about this in Pulp Fiction, they wouldn’t have had to call Mr. Wolf.
Oops, just saw Classic Steve’s comment.
Don’t look now but i think your next clients are under foot–er under van
BYOB.
Careless driving or attempt to drum up business? Either way it’s not gonna look good in court.
Yeah…here’s a tip: The dead bodies should go IN the van, not under it.
And to think: I’d been saving up for YEARS to buy one of these things and I could’ve been renting one the whole time! My prayers have been answered . . .
How much do you charge? The last guy I was renting from was killing me!
It costs an arm and a leg.
Bring out your dead!
happy burial!
You kill ‘em, we chill ‘em.
“Hey, Mr.Reaper! I think I’ve finally found the right car for you!”
What a tacky looking hearse, but it would make a great Meat Wagon.
Why are the dead bodies actually UNDER the van?
Dead body freezer box rental: 40 rupees
Grandma not decomposing in the kitchen: priceless
And for afterwards, may we recommend Dead Body Funeral Services
I’m assuming the air conditioning in that freezer box is… good then?
Pay promptly or your bodies, like this insolent client’s, will wind up under the bus.
“hey sir, a couple of em fell out”
Babar doesent like to talk about his evil twin.
“Honey?! Who rented the Dead Body Freezer Box? It’s out front waiting for it’s pick up…”
America’s serial killers’ choice, rent one today and get a 15% coupon on selected shovels at Lowes.
This suggestion start Indlish section, can or not?
FRESH dead bodies!
Easily stored under the bed!
For the cheap people who want their late beloveds on the go!
Nah. Too easy.
Eliminate the middle man, save money. I like it.
Babu is the greatest company name ever. Better yet if it’s a hosptial name
Omg! They killed…. Oh you already know…
Make this a 5 Attack 30 Defense Lootable item in Mafia Wars ;p
“But the doctor said he was under his care!”
“I believe he said ‘under his car’.”
dont have any dead ones, well you can always keep your food in it
Once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
A Mafia’s Dream Come True!!!