The aroma of those truffles is really penetrating…

posted on 30 Mar 2009 in Chinglish

With just a touch of pepper and assault…

 

Photo courtesy of Matthew Anderson Workman.
“Rape” likely refers to rapeseed oil (canola oil).
Found in China restaurant. 

50 captions

  1. unknowed | 1:15 am |

    Gourmet powder? So that’s what they call it…

  2. algernon | 1:48 am |

    Gourmet rape now thats something different.

  3. Niagara Powered | 1:49 am |

    I’ll just have a burger with a side of slapped-around, please.

  4. Spoony | 1:54 am |

    That’s not a mushroom!

  5. montelepsy | 1:58 am |

    Still sounds better than rape with fungus.

  6. Niagara Powered | 2:06 am |

    “Waiter, is the special served with hot dogs or clams?”

  7. Big Fat Cat | 3:47 am |

    New scientific finding- gourmet powder cause rape

  8. beechoak | 3:54 am |

    “…and can I get Pepper Spray on the side…?”

  9. Mirchev | 4:36 am |

    What’s a pimp without his pouder…

  10. Grifter | 5:10 am |

    That is a truly penetrating mushroom!

  11. Samuel | 7:59 am |

    … and Ketchup

  12. BeadyEl | 8:11 am |

    Prepare to get assaulted!

  13. Bill Posters | 8:43 am |

    ah, no officer its just my gourmet powder…you see, it came with the black fungus and rape.

  14. Bill Sornson | 8:53 am |

    Side of penicillin, please.

  15. Chris | 9:17 am |

    Is that a mushroom or are you just happy to see me?

  16. kringo | 9:20 am |

    Prepare to get asSALTed!

  17. Someone | 9:30 am |

    “Waiter! What’s that naked girl doing in my black fungus?”

  18. Gago ka! | 10:00 am |

    Rape with STD… wow.

  19. Meli | 11:05 am |

    Once you go black…

  20. Xila31 | 11:06 am |

    Warning* Gourmet powder may include nuts.

  21. Yogesh Damle | 1:45 pm |

    Happens when you let strangers that close!

  22. Jim | 2:10 pm |

    I guess my tastes aren’t refined enough to appreciate the subtle nuances of this delicacy.

  23. Max | 2:40 pm |

    Rape is the seed from which Canola Oil is made. I think that this is where the dictionary went wrong……………….

  24. Onoca | 3:02 pm |

    There’s actually a plant called rape~

  25. Kees Engels | 3:25 pm |

    Sounds like an STD warning…

  26. Lollerskate | 5:36 pm |

    Oh, I get it… the food with “gourmet” powder induces to black fungus rape! you sick bastards!

  27. Needalaugh | 6:38 pm |

    Oh great. Another STD epidemic.

  28. Sydney | 6:43 pm |

    I sort of like this gourmet club.

  29. Animecute | 8:03 pm |

    Maybe the rape contain money.

  30. bigcaddy | 8:23 pm |

    Black fungus: violatingly good, may cause pregnancy or STDs.

  31. PG | 10:00 pm |

    By gourmet powder do you mean Roofies?

  32. fishyfriend | 11:09 pm |

    sounds tasty, except for the gourmet sauce.

  33. John Tranbo | 11:18 pm |

    She told me it was only black fungus too…now look where i am!

  34. Edwin | 4:06 am |

    Rape: an Old World herb (Brassica napus) of the mustard family grown as a forage crop and for its seeds which yield rapeseed oil and are a bird food

  35. Mark Kevin Limkinglam | 5:08 am |

    Mmmmm…. even some child molesters and prostitutes seem to like this kind of fungus.

  36. Sprinkles | 2:51 pm |

    At least there’s a CHANCE that something gourmet is in there… maybe…

  37. Hot Gym Girl | 9:35 pm |

    Forget the rape, how about that black fungus? keep that stuff away from me! ;)

  38. weary | 5:19 pm |

    That’s not a mistake, guys. Rape is a real vegetable and seed used in cooking. They prettied up the name in the west, to Canola, but rape is the real name.

  39. Anthony | 1:57 am |

    “rape” is suppposed to be “grape”

  40. April | 2:22 pm |

    I get black fungus with my rape??? SWEET!

  41. Rawr | 2:20 am |

    “Hey wait… Idon’t think this white goo is the gourmet powder.”

  42. Alice in Wonderland | 4:37 pm |

    I sprinkle mine with pepper…spray.

  43. hellangel92 | 6:06 pm |

    mmm… rape flava… my favourite… how did they know?! and the powder is just a bonus! WHERE’S MINE!!! LOL

  44. Alice | 4:24 am |

    Because anything goes with rape!

  45. Glob | 3:32 pm |

    Gourmet powder and rape! Yum!

  46. Kate | 9:10 am |

    Wish I could just smear it all over me and then lick it off - if
    I were only that limber. I fergit: does it come with a side of fries?

  47. donjuan71 | 10:11 am |

    And if you’re still standing after the black fungus, you’ll get the shiny shoehorn next.

  48. anonymous | 1:41 pm |

    Ignorant person mistakes a real vegetable (rape, pronounced rah-pee) as engrish, dumbass.

  49. donjuan71 | 10:11 am |

    Hopefully, rape and black fungus come with a side of sense of humor for Anonymous.

  50. Minato Mirai | 5:54 am |

    - Powdered gormet’s rape contaminating with black fungus (mould)? No, thank you!

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