We won’t have any of this smonking…

posted on 9 Mar 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Lilen Pautasso.
Found in Beijing, China.

47 captions

  1. Big Fat Cat | 3:34 am |

    smonk —> Short form for Shaolin Monks. I think they prohibit Kung Fu fighting in the hotel

  2. beechoak | 4:16 am |

    This prohibits teaching monkeys how to smoke.

  3. beechoak | 4:19 am |

    This is a new drinking game where you try to see how far you can sneeze a cigarette out of your nose. Yeah,… it’s disgusting…

  4. Dude | 4:40 am |

    No driking, either.

  5. Brandon | 5:10 am |

    No smonking, chewning or spittning.

  6. Grifter | 5:14 am |

    It can cause luong cancer

  7. rowger | 5:19 am |

    They stole the “n” from the “No driking” sign.

  8. beechoak | 5:33 am |

    Unbelievable! First they prohibit smorking; now they prohibit smonking! What’s next? no smolking?

  9. Someone | 6:06 am |

    Do the smonkey!

  10. beechoak | 6:06 am |

    If you feel you must smonke, please do not exhanle.

  11. Xila | 6:29 am |

    Outside the building, the smonkers gather in the cold to have their cignarettes.

  12. k9 | 6:33 am |

    Is it okay if I smork?

  13. montelepsy | 6:33 am |

    Smonking in the boys’ room..

  14. beechoak | 6:43 am |

    Smonke Gets in Your Eynes

  15. DieselDragon | 6:53 am |

    OK, so smonking isn’t allowed here…But what about smoking? ;-)

  16. DieselDragon | 6:56 am |

    I know that it’s fashionable for Chinese businesses to effect an English atmosphere in their premesis…But isn’t copying our smoking laws going a little over the top? :-\

  17. DieselDragon | 6:58 am |

    OK, so smonking isn’t allowed here…But what about smoking? ;-)

    [Repost: Original appeared to get overwritten by my second caption.]

  18. DieselDragon | 7:07 am |

    And no writning bad Chinese on the feednback form provided, either. :-)

  19. Ashleigh | 7:45 am |

    Smonking is more Prohibited than Having fun in China

  20. Lollerskate | 8:31 am |

    smonked ham isn’t allowed either.

  21. Stefan | 9:15 am |

    Smonk em if you gont em! But only in the OUT sides.

  22. Ghost08 | 9:33 am |

    we don’t like tonbacco

  23. Ghost08 | 11:13 am |

    but not using coasters it totaly legal

  24. Yogesh Damle | 12:38 pm |

    No Bonking!

  25. MrBill | 1:33 pm |

    I wish you non-smonkers would stop glorting.

  26. bigcaddy | 2:09 pm |

    smonky the bear says.. “onry you can plevent hotel fires”

  27. bigcaddy | 2:09 pm |

    smonke on the water!

  28. Assholio Putakar | 4:19 pm |

    No driking either!

  29. Stephan | 5:21 pm |

    Dresscode: Shitty attire!

  30. kyle | 5:49 pm |

    CANT YOU READ THE SIGN?!!!! IT SAYS NO….. oh wait, thats a typo

  31. SamuraiJack | 9:53 pm |

    I’m sure they’re only jonking

  32. Mark Kevin Limkinglam | 10:02 pm |

    Where on earth can I find smonke grenades?

  33. firstbornson | 12:51 am |

    Smoking + Bonking = Smonking.
    Do it one at a time, please!

  34. SailorEuropa | 1:02 am |

    no smonking…? does that mean no breathning either? what about eatning or blinkning?

  35. Spoony | 1:29 am |

    Hey, it’s my Smonkey and I’ll take him wherever I damn well please!

  36. Spoony | 1:33 am |

    Not pictured are the signs to go on the outside doorknob:

    -Broom Snervice Please

    -Do not Dustermb

  37. John Tranbo | 2:07 am |

    And especially no smonkeying around!

  38. narf | 2:09 pm |

    If you didn’t want me to smonk, why did you leave the lotion?

  39. Patthew | 3:29 pm |

    The people in the next room were complaining about the noise…

  40. JTS | 6:45 am |

    ’tis okay, I’ll just smork.

  41. chriswell | 7:14 am |

    Smonk and a pancake.

  42. Uncle Gweilo | 10:54 pm |

    I don’t smonk, baby, I brun!

  43. Needalaugh | 6:56 pm |

    I hate when somebody shows up to smonk and not call first.

  44. YO | 5:05 pm |

    Also, please don’t smoke.

  45. donjuan71 | 8:10 am |

    Spanking. Monkey. Smonking?

  46. RMHudspeth | 8:43 am |

    Don’t you know you’ve got to Shock the Smonkey?!?

  47. ramiro a | 3:17 pm |

    In that area there are some kind of “Smoking Monkeys”

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