Adverbs can be so abusive…

posted on 10 Apr 2009 in Chinglish

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Found in Nanjing, China.
Note: “Bloody Noun” can mean “bullfrog” in
South Atlantic states
(chiefly South Carolina).

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  1. algernon | 1:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter there’s a bloody fly in my soup, no hang on that’s a noun.

  2. Yogesh Damle | 1:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Children, can you cite an example of a bloody noun?”
    “Bloody Mary!”

  3. Poisonus gus | 1:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, in days like these why even bother specifying the object of your disapproval? Bloody everything.

  4. Niagara Powered | 1:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “…OH, THE TYPOGRAPHY!” – Quotes from the famous Kerning Disaster of 1986.

  5. rowger | 1:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Hey boss, what description do you want us to put for the new cake?
    - I don’t know, can’t you just use a bloody noun?

  6. J-Luke | 1:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope they didn’t mean Broody Nun…

  7. Niagara Powered | 1:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We learn early that poorly chosen words can hurt… and that is your blood on that name I just called you.

  8. Dea Stilwell | 2:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Since noun is a noun, bloody is an abusive adjective.

  9. Mirchev | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There will be none of your bloody cussing in my residence you imbecile!

  10. beechoak | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Insert noun here _______________

  11. beechoak | 3:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A $10,000 Pyramid clue for “Sanguinarium”

  12. beechoak | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I fed the hand… now I’m left with a Bloody Stump…

  13. McBee | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The characters say “Bullfrog” and for the life of me, I cannot figure out how or why that turned into a bloody noun…. ?

  14. Dude | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hell” is one of them.

  15. Grifter | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Announcing the next level of Engrish; Blittish!

  16. Big Fat Cat | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have a peaceful preposition instead?

  17. Xila31 | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mapping sentances can be such a nightmare!

  18. demondude777 | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter…there is a typo on this card.

    Is hould have read “Bloody Nun”

  19. codeman38 | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not a caption, but a correction: “Bloody noun” does not *mean* South Atlantic states; rather, it’s *used* in South Atlantic states, to mean bullfrog.

  20. engrishwebmaster | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks for the info codeman38. I will change the caption as soon as I can find reference to it being “bullfrog” somewhere on the net. Please help.

  21. bigcaddy | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Adjectives are to blame for violence these days.
    i blame the dictionaries

  22. PG | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like the roach clips they are using for the sign.

  23. codeman38 | 10:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @engrishwebmaster: If you check on Dictionary.com, it says that “bloody noun” is a synonym for “bloodnoun”, and if you check that entry, it defines it as bullfrog.

  24. Jackinthebox | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have an abusive adverb instead?

  25. 500cbfan | 9:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @engrishwebmaster: The Chinese is “niu wa”, which is indeed a bullfrog.

  26. Samuel | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @codeman,

    You’re right on the money.

    I did a quick search for the hanzi (I only speak Japanese) and it acutally means bullfrog.

    http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%89%9B%E8%9B%99

  27. ota_king | 6:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “waiter I’d like a deadly verb for dessert.”

  28. chamclo | 9:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it doesn’t mean anything in southern states. i would know. i live in the south. in fact, i live in south carolina. we’re not as bad at our english as others would like to think.

  29. Mike In Daegu | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Having grown up in SC, I had the same reaction about it meaning “bullfrog” – I’ve never heard that. The reference given by skeptic specifies it’s from Gullah – a creole-like language spoken by a small population of African-Americans living in coastal SC and Georgia.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gullah_language

  30. Mr. Briggs | 2:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, verbs can be bloody too… or is it only nouns and adjectives?

  31. donjuan71 | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t like those bloody nouns. But I really hate those g*ddamn prepositions.

  32. garudamon11 | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yeah i hate nouns too

  33. froggythefrog | 12:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bloody f*****n noun. Now let’s eat already.

  34. mdalsted | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also on the menu are Frickin’ Verbs, Damn Adjectives, and Pissant Conjunctions.

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