As if pig’s large intestines with sour is not cool enough…
Photo courtesy of Ori Tavor.
Menu found in China.
They actually mean ‘cool temperature’ food.
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This canape is fo’ shizzle my nizzle!
I’m not trying to be sour or anything… but you’re not cool enough to eat here, sorry.
Across the street: Geek Food.
They fry the pig before they take it’s intestines out?
I wasn’t so sure about the pig’s large intestine, but it’s fried, and frying makes *everything* taste fantastic.
I would prefer the Flied Porked Lovers.
This menu has Fried Pork Everything-But-the-Squeal…! COOL!
I don’t have a big appetite for large intestines. May I have the small intestines with sweet?
That’s good, I like all kinds of cool food…
I’m curious to know how they fry pork using sugar instead of oil.
FINALLY… a menu that make Tofu look GOOD.
…and the “brown” sauce comes from where…?
Our food is RAD!
How suspicious that the last item is one of the cheapest. It must be “cool” in the sense of not cooked.
Do you have any uncool food.
If the food were really cool, it wouldn’t have to tell us. We’d already know.
Typical!!
The dish with sugar is the most expensive, and the dish with ‘brown sauce’ is the cheapest.
Some examples from our “Cool Food” Menu
Donkey McDanglers with brown dipping sauce
Ground McMutt Burger with special brown sauce
Bucket cooled, refreshing Corka Cora beverage
Hhmmm,, shouldn’t the Fried Pig Large Intestine with Sour come before the Tofu with Brown Sauce?
just sayin…
Chittlins! It’s soul food! How much more cool do you want?
cool food is awesome!
make this a shirt!
Pigs intestines, it is what it says. The Chinese eat pig’s intestines, cooked of course, and in soup. One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
Sour, as in sour sauce.
C’mon, all the cool kids are eating this food!
Talk about irritable bowel syndrome!
Talk about menudo.
Do you have any phat food? I could really eat some hip. Make it sick.
When they say cool, they mean gnarly, and not in a good way
They actually mean ‘refrigerated’ food.
I’m weary of any eatery which caters to the demographic of Beavis and Butt-Head.
I wonder if they serve sashimi…
now, thats my kinda menu. i have been waiting 4 this moment all of my life..
I wonder what the sour taste like? and they dont have All that Cool Food on menus in America I want some!
If these are the choices I’ll go with All Kinds Of Cool Food and hope for the best.
The Chinese already sell all kinds of cool food. And now you can get all of it for less than the list price for each kind by itself…
Dunno about you but I prefer my intestines warm.
Pigs dfon’t make Green-house gasses either! Next do fish!
They probably meant to say cool (Or cold) drinks (i.e. soft drinks/soda).
Not interested in what that “sour” thing is…
“I’ll have the cool, with a side of boring.”
i will have ”all kinds of cool food”
i know exactly what to expect
Maybe by “cool” they mean snooty and aloof. This food thinks it’s better than everyone else and if it had a nose it would turn it up at you as you ate it.
I’ll take that one!
Why can’t I get all kinds of cool food where I live?
Yeah, i’ll try the cool food!