Bobby Brown
posted on 22 Apr 2009 in Clothing
Photo of sweatshirt courtesy of Myron Ahn.
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Why you not meet me it the Palisades Park last night, b****!? I thought I told you to come on the Palisades Park ‘n an instant, f****** ******!!
For surfing down those mountain slopes.
Does a bear surf in the woods?
Don’t you knew? ALL friends of lovers of woods and sports gather in Northern New Jersey!
I’m not a lover of sports. I’m just his friend.
Come on the Palisades Park ‘n an instant or I’ll beat you!!
Q: When I get to Palisades Park, how will I know it’s you?
A: Easy — I’m the one who is staring back . . .
If you’re so “found” of tennis and cycling then why the heck are you carrying a surf board?
A Black Bear, Bobby tired of raiding campsites for scraps. He went bleach blond, got heavily into his physique and started carrying his surfboard around the woods. He started calling all the other bears “dude” and occasionally seemed overly mellow and just a bit wasted.
When Bobby came out of his cave in the spring wearing polo shirts and carrying sports equipment, the other bears knew that having cable TV during hibernation was bad idea.
“… and if you get a call from somebody named Whitney, that B!@#H doesn’t know what the F&@K she’s talking about! And furthermore, I ain’t no D@#M “country” bear! Country S&@KS! #$@%& that #%@ thing and shove it up your @$$!!!”
Bobby Brown decides to improve his wife-beathing crack-head image by tweaking his on-line profile.
I carries my surf board wit’ me ’cause it’s my prerogative…!
Wow, he really has mellowed ever since he and Whitney divorced.
The Palisades Park is going to feel used and dirty… and not in a good way.
Come on Goldirocks!
“Yes, I am THE Bobby Brown. What? What do you mean Bobby Brown isn’t a bear? Are you blind? Look at me! Now, let’s go surfing.”
And I…eeeee…I will always love … sports?
Evely Rittle Step I take…
You will be there…
Wow, I guess crack really is wack!
Hey there, people, I’m Bobby Brown
They say I’m the cutest bear in town
My board is fast, my bike is shiny
I tell all the girl bears they can kiss my hiney
Here I am in at a famous park
I’m dressing cool and I’m acting sharp….
….
I once came on the Palisades Park and was arrested.
The sport he’s going to practice is called “Lollerboard”.
i’d love to go to the palisades park on-line holiday! just a bunch of people playing virtual surfing on computers
New makeup line for male bears.
(seriously, google “Bobbi Brown”)
i big found of love sky on of plenty mountains of snow as too…
Just a little, I who there, the people, as for me as for them who are Brown bobby
until I go town loveliest,
my board which says a certain thing am fast,
have my motorcycle gloss
call to my hiney here and am the girl all kissing,
with me is the famous park
I who am cool embezzlement,
you have acted, sharp….
Now we know why Whitney fell for him!
Hey there people I’m Bobby Brown
they say I’m the cutest bear in town
my car is fast
my teeth are shiny
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney…
oh I see DanT beat me to the Frank Zappa reference!
nice one DanT~!
Bill
You should see what they used to do on the Palisades Park.
It’s raining man, hallelujah!
Bobby Brown, American crack head story
I lover you, but I’m not in lover with you. It’s not you, it’s me.
I think I know a certain bear who’s been eating LOADS of cool foods from the Chinese restaurant… no large intestines with sour for this dude!