Doing the wash never felt so dirty…

posted on 2 Apr 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Wait till you see my spin cycle…

 

Photo courtesy of Rick Vaughn.
Korean owned laundry in Saipan. 

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  1. Kees | 1:21 am |

    That’s no bar of soap, honey

  2. Niagara Powered | 1:38 am |

    This dry cleaner sucks.

  3. John Tranbo | 2:07 am |

    …Hand wash only 😉

  4. Samuel | 2:38 am |

    Opening hours:
    10 pm to 6 am

  5. Mirchev | 2:59 am |

    Also, your genitals will be cleaner than ever before for ***NO EXTRA COST***

  6. beechoak | 3:43 am |

    I got your Wrinkle Free Permanent Press… right here, Baby!

  7. Jon | 4:04 am |

    Are there rooms in the back?

  8. Grifter | 5:15 am |

    Is this that same day pick up service I’ve been hearing so much about?

  9. beechoak | 5:35 am |

    Careful with that. It’s labeled “delicate.”

  10. beechoak | 5:36 am |

    …and by “drop off your laudry,” you really mean “drop your drawers,” right?

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:45 am |

    Spin. Wash. Spin. Wash. The cycle keeps on and on.

  12. Classic Steve | 5:59 am |

    Of course, thanks to the washing machines, your shower afterward will be cold….

  13. JohnB | 6:51 am |

    Now THAT’s what I call a full service laundry!

  14. theillen | 8:55 am |

    They’ve patented the Sit n’ Spin Cycle

  15. Niagara Powered | 10:08 am |

    I hear Friday night is not to be missed…
    it’s ladies night…
    intimate apparel is half off…
    giggity!

  16. Yogesh Damle | 10:37 am |

    Instruction on the washing machine: “Remove your clothes when the lights go off”

    😀

  17. SaveTheBumpf | 10:55 am |

    Save up those quarters!

  18. Rev | 11:02 am |

    Well, you’re dirty and sweet
    Clad in black, don’t look back, and I love you.
    Well, you’re slim and you’re weak
    But your clothes, they do reek.
    You’re dirty, sweet and you’re my girl.

    Refrain: Drop off your laundry, get it on, bang a gong.

    –T. Rex

  19. Xila | 11:17 am |

    The laundry business was starting to suffer since the advent of home machines, and then one day Mr. J had an idea….

  20. bigcaddy | 4:12 pm |

    i like to tumble dry baby.

  21. bigcaddy | 4:13 pm |

    so that’s where the chicks on wysteria lane do their laundry.

  22. Water imp | 6:04 pm |

    Where we give “between the sheets” a whole new meaning!

  23. Needalaugh | 6:46 pm |

    Wow, what a promotional gimmick!

  24. PG | 9:24 pm |

    It’s a rub and tub laundry service. Guaranteed happy endings.

    Be careful of the undercover cops, though.

  25. Jay | 1:04 am |

    Drop your pants here and receive prompt attention.

  26. DieselDragon | 6:15 am |

    Ladies! Leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time! :)

  27. DieselDragon | 6:16 am |

    Drop your trousers here for best results. 😉

  28. DieselDragon | 6:19 am |

    Just don’t try to do anything with a “Permanent Press” cycle… 😮

  29. DieselDragon | 6:21 am |

    The place where a “Hot wash” takes on an altogether different meaning! 😉

  30. DieselDragon | 6:22 am |

    Is this a “Self service” establishment…Or should I speak to the attendant, Ms. Porn? :)

  31. Yogesh Damle | 7:23 am |

    We don’t have spinners. We let drip dry!

  32. jimmy | 6:08 am |

    everyday they will dirty, we have to clean it

  33. Hot Gym Girl | 8:29 am |

    Ask for our special “hand wash”!

  34. randy | 2:21 pm |

    Snuggle frabic softener: garauntee freshness at second base

  35. Mariposer | 11:48 pm |

    “Hand wash only”

  36. Asian boy Sybil | 7:39 am |

    so whats your name?

  37. Taterman | 10:38 am |

    **Barry White not included

  38. Barticus | 2:40 pm |

    I’ll pass on the Martinizing thanks.

  39. Sydney | 9:40 am |

    Now this is where I want to my invest my clothes!

  40. jamie | 8:54 pm |

    well i got rid of the laundry, now what do i do with my kids?

  41. Kara | 6:30 pm |

    ….I am going here next time!

  42. ShadowClone | 10:15 am |

    “We have special ‘conditioners’ to “FLUFF” you up before ‘getting it on’…”

  43. Dave | 2:47 pm |

    “In by 10, out by 5″ has a whole new meaning

  44. katie | 6:30 pm |

    why can’t we do this at home rather than pay to do it here ,':-|

  45. Choo-Choo | 1:54 pm |

    That’s one way to get into someone else’s pants.

  46. neenz | 1:43 am |

    College campuses will stop at nothing to make their services appealing to students…

  47. Dave | 9:43 pm |

    Sounds like my kind of place. Oh Yea! Giggity Giggity Goo!

  48. lily | 6:40 pm |

    now the husbands won’t complian about doing the laundry

  49. Starguy | 3:45 pm |

    For best results, remove all clothing and get it on as slowly as possible

  50. ladeh person | 2:42 pm |

    I didn’t know Marc Bolan ran a laundromat!!!

  51. Donny Plunkett | 9:55 am |

    How much does it cost to get it on in the VIP laundry room?

  52. Someone | 2:01 pm |

    Hahahahahaha! If only I could go. xD

  53. Gerson | 2:46 am |

    “New sign”

    Come here get the clothes washed, then you get the your body washed of beautiful asian women prostertitutser (wohore) and you are happy the finish cream of sausage lucky happiness for everybody!

    Sounded tempting until that sign came out

  54. f | 9:35 am |

    get it on, baby!

  55. Doctor Q | 7:22 pm |

    Now THAT’S how you get customers!

    …or whatever they’re called.

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