Doing the wash never felt so dirty…

posted on 2 Apr 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Wait till you see my spin cycle…

 

Photo courtesy of Rick Vaughn.
Korean owned laundry in Saipan. 

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  1. Kees | 1:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s no bar of soap, honey

  2. Niagara Powered | 1:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This dry cleaner sucks.

  3. John Tranbo | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    …Hand wash only 😉

  4. Samuel | 2:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Opening hours:
    10 pm to 6 am

  5. Mirchev | 2:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Also, your genitals will be cleaner than ever before for ***NO EXTRA COST***

  6. beechoak | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I got your Wrinkle Free Permanent Press… right here, Baby!

  7. Jon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are there rooms in the back?

  8. Grifter | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this that same day pick up service I’ve been hearing so much about?

  9. beechoak | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful with that. It’s labeled “delicate.”

  10. beechoak | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and by “drop off your laudry,” you really mean “drop your drawers,” right?

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Spin. Wash. Spin. Wash. The cycle keeps on and on.

  12. Classic Steve | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course, thanks to the washing machines, your shower afterward will be cold….

  13. JohnB | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now THAT’s what I call a full service laundry!

  14. theillen | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ve patented the Sit n’ Spin Cycle

  15. Niagara Powered | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear Friday night is not to be missed…
    it’s ladies night…
    intimate apparel is half off…
    giggity!

  16. Yogesh Damle | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Instruction on the washing machine: “Remove your clothes when the lights go off”

    😀

  17. SaveTheBumpf | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Save up those quarters!

  18. Rev | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, you’re dirty and sweet
    Clad in black, don’t look back, and I love you.
    Well, you’re slim and you’re weak
    But your clothes, they do reek.
    You’re dirty, sweet and you’re my girl.

    Refrain: Drop off your laundry, get it on, bang a gong.

    –T. Rex

  19. Xila | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The laundry business was starting to suffer since the advent of home machines, and then one day Mr. J had an idea….

  20. bigcaddy | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i like to tumble dry baby.

  21. bigcaddy | 4:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    so that’s where the chicks on wysteria lane do their laundry.

  22. Water imp | 6:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where we give “between the sheets” a whole new meaning!

  23. Needalaugh | 6:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, what a promotional gimmick!

  24. PG | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a rub and tub laundry service. Guaranteed happy endings.

    Be careful of the undercover cops, though.

  25. Jay | 1:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drop your pants here and receive prompt attention.

  26. DieselDragon | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ladies! Leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time! :)

  27. DieselDragon | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drop your trousers here for best results. 😉

  28. DieselDragon | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t try to do anything with a “Permanent Press” cycle… 😮

  29. DieselDragon | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The place where a “Hot wash” takes on an altogether different meaning! 😉

  30. DieselDragon | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a “Self service” establishment…Or should I speak to the attendant, Ms. Porn? :)

  31. Yogesh Damle | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We don’t have spinners. We let drip dry!

  32. jimmy | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    everyday they will dirty, we have to clean it

  33. Hot Gym Girl | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ask for our special “hand wash”!

  34. randy | 2:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Snuggle frabic softener: garauntee freshness at second base

  35. Mariposer | 11:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hand wash only”

  36. Asian boy Sybil | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so whats your name?

  37. Taterman | 10:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    **Barry White not included

  38. Barticus | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll pass on the Martinizing thanks.

  39. Sydney | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now this is where I want to my invest my clothes!

  40. jamie | 8:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    well i got rid of the laundry, now what do i do with my kids?

  41. Kara | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ….I am going here next time!

  42. ShadowClone | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “We have special ‘conditioners’ to “FLUFF” you up before ‘getting it on’…”

  43. Dave | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “In by 10, out by 5″ has a whole new meaning

  44. katie | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    why can’t we do this at home rather than pay to do it here ,':-|

  45. Choo-Choo | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one way to get into someone else’s pants.

  46. neenz | 1:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    College campuses will stop at nothing to make their services appealing to students…

  47. Dave | 9:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like my kind of place. Oh Yea! Giggity Giggity Goo!

  48. lily | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    now the husbands won’t complian about doing the laundry

  49. Starguy | 3:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For best results, remove all clothing and get it on as slowly as possible

  50. ladeh person | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know Marc Bolan ran a laundromat!!!

  51. Donny Plunkett | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How much does it cost to get it on in the VIP laundry room?

  52. Someone | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hahahahahaha! If only I could go. xD

  53. Gerson | 2:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “New sign”

    Come here get the clothes washed, then you get the your body washed of beautiful asian women prostertitutser (wohore) and you are happy the finish cream of sausage lucky happiness for everybody!

    Sounded tempting until that sign came out

  54. f | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    get it on, baby!

  55. Doctor Q | 7:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now THAT’S how you get customers!

    …or whatever they’re called.

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