High gorgeous bread

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   algernon | 1:17 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Hello sweety pie!

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   Niagara Powered | 1:24 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Wrapped seductively in a bikini-like, see through package, the bread was behaving extra “fresh” … or perhaps I was the one who was toasted.

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   Spoony | 1:42 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Make me a BLT please. Extra THC.

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   Spoony | 1:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Pickup line? Let her know how you feel… with a sandwich.

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   Niagara Powered | 1:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   When you sit on the shelf next to those buns – you have to work a little harder.

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   John Tranbo | 2:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   High in gorgeuous, low in ugly!
   For night of lonely bedtimes!

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   rowger | 4:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The hooker bread!

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   bigcaddy | 7:32 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Flirtatious and nutritious

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   ++ Close the curtain Geoffrey, I'm amphibious++ | 9:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I’m fine, thankyou.

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    Katie | 11:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hey, sweetbread…

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    PG | 12:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Want some meat in your buns?

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    PG | 12:12 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I prefer whore wheat.

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    Xila | 2:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Now all that’s left is to buy some handsome hot dogs and some pretty potato chips and you’ll have a really shallow BBQ.

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    poncho | 9:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I hope It’s low in ugliness

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    B3llit0 | 11:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The Japanese actually says it too, “Hai gōjasu”.

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    Grifter | 5:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    High Gorgeous, Low Carbs!

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    Yogesh Damle | 6:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Gluten free makes you Hi and Mighty!

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    Yogesh Damle | 6:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Thoroughbread!

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    Yogesh Damle | 6:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Thoroughbread this is!

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    MrBill | 11:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    High yourself! Coming from you, that’s a hi compliment.

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    ItWasSuited | 12:56 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I thought she was hot last night….must have had my bread goggles on.

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    Needalaugh | 6:52 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Golly gee, I bet you say that to all the breads!

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    Brandon | 10:46 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Hello, gorgeous!” was already copyrighted by Barbara Streisand. They had to go with “high gorgeous” instead.

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    dropkickmurphy | 11:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    high gorgeous, is that a loaf of bread in you pocket…

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    dropkickmurphy | 11:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    high gorgeous, is that a loaf of bread in you pocket…?

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    dropkickmurphy | 11:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    high gorgeous, is that a loaf of bread in your pocket…?

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    Trish | 1:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    goes great with the “hello gorgeous” jams and jellies

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    Tribor | 7:49 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I think this bread is trying to flirt with me…

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    Engrisherlongtime | 2:47 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The bread is complimentary.

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    paulmacca | 10:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hey,gorgeous,you really ARE the best thing since sliced bread!

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