Mickey left us a message!
posted on 8 Apr 2009 in Stationery
Photo courtesy of Terra Gatenby.
Source of diary unknown (my guess is China).
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It’s in Morse Code!
M-I-C-K-E-Y Dit-Dah-Dit Dit-Dah Dah
Mickey looks like he’s disporting… he also looks like a pimp.
Monnie Morse must so proud! Mackeys is writing a letters her to!
I don’t know what kind of park you’re going to, but I’m not taking my children there.
Dear visitor, STOP. Please do not disport in the park, STOP. Mickey, STOP
Mr. Johnson, if “disporting” has anything to do with the position of Mickey’s fist, you’ll have a hard time keeping that big diary on the market without things swelling out of proportion.
Disney’s version of Inspector Morse didn’t cut it as well as the original.
“05″ is the bud of a new idea. Unfortunateley - In this day and age - Those same ideas are now long obsolete.
I’m not sure how the Chinese view such matters, but personally I’d rather keep my disporting to myself!
Given the text and the image above, this would suggest that - Unlike his better known brother - Mickey Morse is left handed.
♫ Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don’t understand
Disporting is a thing where you mainly use your hand. ♫
Well, at least he’s wearing pants… unlike Donald Dork!
Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me?
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Mickey Morse can be found in China Disley Rand
Keep disporting like that, and you’ll soon be known as Mickey Remorse.
Since when did Mickey start wearing gang colors?
I can understand the misspell. Disneyland does not go over well in China. Nobody meets the “you must be this tall” requirements for any of the rides.
M…I…C…K….E…Y…M…O…U…S…E
Resenting his “squeaky” clean image and a name that he thought was common and demeaning, Mickey rejected his “mouse-ness” changed his name and became somewhat, flamboyantly aggressive.
His trusty dog friend - likewise put off by being named for a “cold and barren” rock that had ambiguous “planet-tude” - consulted his old friend Mickey and settled on “Uranus.”
Hey, Mickey, you’re so fine!
You’re so fine, you blow my mind!
Hey, Mickey!
Hey, hey, hey, Mickey!
Mickey Morse is the inventor of Morse code and is also a profetional disporter.
Mickey says: always clean up after yourself when disporting in public.
Hey Mini, let’s you and me find a more private place to disport.
Dot Dot Dash to the park to catch people disporting themselves
“We had to call the police on the disporting people; there’s call for that in a public park.”
As an old ham radio operator, I can say, Brian, that you came close, but ended up spelling, “Tickey Muse.” (jjhitt, you just spelled, “RW.”) Mickey Mouse is: dah-dah dit-dit dah-dit-dah-dit dah-dit-dah dit dah-dit-dah-dah dah-dah dah-dah-dah dit-dit-dah dit-dit-dit dit. Yes, that’s a lot of dits and dahs, which is why Morse Code is becoming a lost art…
because of recent events Pruto, mickey’s dog is now a runt of the litter
I think I just saw Mickey Morse and Danny Duck disporting in the bathroom….
If he keeps disporting like that, he’ll get hair on his palms. Oh, wait. Do mice already have hair on their palms?
JohnB - I actually used a web utility to create that code. Guess it has a few bugs…
http://morsecode.scphillips.com/jtranslator.html
Even better is the inside of this Mickey Morse Diary - the pages alternate with prints of Snoopy, Mickey, Winnie the Pooh, and regular cartoon turtles - all totally related to one Mickey Morse.
True story - I walked by people disporting in the park, and they didn’t even stop disporting !
Trademark of the deeznee corporation
Recently, British broadcaster ITV1 has had to decide whether to screen kids’ cartoons or episodes of ‘Inspector Morse’ in the afternoon slot.
This, though, could be the perfect compromise…
What looks like a serial number on the right side of the packaging sure proves to me that this isn’t a counterfeit product.
Mickey also loves to disport himself in the park…
Mickey Morse, like Inspector Morse but mickier.
And then we arrest them for it.
Excellent day to be out and about disportioning.
If you see a many people disporting themselves in a park run away!
Must be one of those sexy parks if you can see many people disporting themselves
Going to Meet Minnie for the Morse family reunion.
Mickey has to wear a glove to hide the hairs he got from disporting too much.
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Mickey Morse! Donald Dork!
Mickey Morse! Donald Dork!
lol
So that’s why he tap dances so much!