Note the offerings of shrubberys in front of the sacred word.

posted on 25 Apr 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

The top sign roughly translates to:
“Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing”

Photo courtesy of Gentry Ferrell.
Found outside of Seoul, Korea.
Prerequisite to understand joke is having seen:
‘Monty Python and Holy Grail’.

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  1. algernon | 1:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you a knight?

  2. Hayden Otton | 1:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    . . . or are you a kernigit?

  3. forrest | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    is there a little path running down the middle?

  4. Jay | 2:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fetchez la vache!

  5. John Tranbo | 3:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you want to keep going, please dont tell him your favourite colour is blue!

  6. Pedant | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t the plural of shrubbery shrubberies?

  7. Niagara Powered | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Once I get NI, I hope there is a sign showing me how to get TUO.

  8. Spoony | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t go near that shady looking restaurant across the street…. There dwells a terrifying beast.

  9. beechoak | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This way to the Holy Grail!

  10. beechoak | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So now after all this time we know the mean of “ni,” revealing an Asian influence in Arthurian England.

  11. OtisM | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    !ooz eht ot emocleW

  12. Geno | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Continue on for Peng and Nüüüüüüüwom.

  13. Xila | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “And now you must defeat our rival businesses using only…. a herring!”
    “Ni!”

  14. bigcaddy | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!

  15. Papapat | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where’s Roger the Shrubber when you really need him?

  16. Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A Path! A Path!

  17. Dude | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the spot where the group were forced to eat Robin’s minstrels, and there was much rejoicing.

  18. Grifter | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you Ni? Or are you Tuo?

  19. Labradorite | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jettez la vache!

  20. BigFatCat | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Entrance to the Flying Circus

  21. Lauren | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Passing the familiar “NI” sign on his way to work, Steve was puzzled to discover that it now read ”EKKI-EKKI-EKKI-EKKI-PTANG. ZOOM-BOING. Z’NOURRWRINGMM. “

  22. Classic Steve | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wish these Engrish writers would stop it…. What? What did I say?

  23. dangevin | 10:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pedant: the plural of shrubbery, is “shrubbery.” :)

  24. fishyfriend | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    salesperson: “And we shall say ‘Ni’ again to you if you do not appease us.”

  25. Belbecat | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No secret what the sign maker was a fan of….

  26. Rayquaza | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I fart ni your general direction!

  27. SmogMonster | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As the dogmeat shortage became widespread, a sinister plan was devised to lure Python fans into the municipal abbatoir…

  28. Blazefire | 8:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Could an African Swallow make it to Japan carrying a one pound coconut?

  29. hM | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So where’s the lady swinging the cat?

  30. pounce | 10:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.

    (ps. The top sign actually advertises a type of Korean soup!)

  31. Uncle Gweilo | 2:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And then you can cut down the tallest tree in the forest with…

    A HERRING!

  32. Lollerskate | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NU!

  33. Dave Buggert Orf | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    우리는 “를 말하는 기사이다; ni”

  34. Dave Buggert Orf | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Which is the best babelfish has to offer for “We are the knights who say ‘NI’”

  35. Sam Stone | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We are the Koreans who say ‘NI’!!

  36. Pete | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s “Ni” not “Nu”. Let’s not confuse Russian/Yiddish with classic British comedy, shall we?

    And now…if I go “NI” perchance I’ll find that naughty, naughty Zoot?

  37. Funcuz | 10:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well obviously you’re supposed to walk in backwards soooo….”When in Seoul…, “

  38. Mista Bob Dobalina | 1:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll cut the mightiest tree with….an ox’s leg!

    (Note: the main ingredient of the soup is ox’s legs)

  39. Brynn | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One that looks nice…but not TOO expensive….

  40. smithie1027 | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Castle Anthrax- 100 m ahead.

  41. TJ | 6:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Remeber, if the creator of the sign should suddenly die of a fatal heart attack, the sign will be no more.

  42. Flembod | 2:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I said it again!
    Oh no i keep saying it!

  43. Flembod | 2:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We want another, and a little white picket fence

  44. Flembod | 2:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I swear if you look at this upside down the top sign says something….and of course ‘NI’ reads ‘IN’….maybe its a secret code only sir robin can read as he bravely runs away!

  45. KWSN Ekky Ekky Ekky | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We are no longer the Knights who say “Ni!”.
    Brilliant sign. Just got to change my avater to this!

  46. Pete | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t get it it says (설렁탕) ’sullung tang’ which is a Korean dish

  47. Grayson B. | 7:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! You forgot to cut down the largest tree in the city with… A HERRING! How fast do the Korean swallows fly over there? Can they pick up a coconut and fly it over to Britain? King Arthur lost his old “horse.”

  48. Pat F | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was going to say that Pete’s right, but I think the caption is another reference to the movie (even though all I remember is ‘Ni’…)

  49. blargin7 | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Directions to the castle of Augh~ inside.

  50. alice | 10:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  51. Silkydog | 5:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lucky they still say “NI!”. Imagine what happens later… Perhaps they would write: “Previously Ni” ?

  52. Curly | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait! That sign isn’t pointing Ni, it’s pointing to the Castle of Aaagggghhhhhhh!!

  53. donjuan71 | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I read “go in the wrong way”. Hmmmm………..I’ll be back next payday.

  54. mnwalke | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    설렁탕 맛있어. (Seolleong tang is delicious.)

  55. chrispy | 2:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    run away!!!

  56. Kaonashi | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The makers of the sign have been sacked.

  57. Georgina | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get us a shrubbery or we shall say “NI” at you!!!!

  58. The French Taunter | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You manky Scots git! You made me soil my armour!

  59. Ramil | 8:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’ll do you up a treat mate.

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