The secret? Resin epoxy.

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   Big Fat Cat | 3:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   For the ladies, our pepper spray is sold as Men’s Spray Super Soft.

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   beechoak | 3:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   In case of priapism, please seek immediate medical attention…

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   beechoak | 3:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Long-lasting, non-prescription…

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   Ageless | 4:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Also useful for erectile problems.

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   EricG | 4:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Dang, it’s for hair not …. Um, nevermind, not that I would have needed it.

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   Patthew | 4:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Stays firm, yet manageable, with no sticky residue. Well…not at first, anyway…

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   gbear | 4:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Spray on Viagra. Viva VIAGRA!!!

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   Brandon | 5:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   For when you get up in the morning.

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   Grifter | 5:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   At least its non-stick

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    beechoak | 5:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    KY Brand: choose the spray that’s right for YOU…

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    kringo | 6:42 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The cap is very difficult to remove. . . oh wait – it’s not THAT kind of hard lol.

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    JohnB | 7:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    For maintaining that perfect shape and volume!

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    demondude777 | 8:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The cure for those one minute wonders….

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    Someone | 8:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    That’s what she said!

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    Classic Steve | 8:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Who knew aphrodisiacs came in cans now?

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    Rev | 8:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    For hairstyles lasting longer than six hours, contact your barber immediately.

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    Niagara Powered | 12:36 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I hear great things about their next product:
    Women’s Spray
    Big ‘n Bouncy

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    asian boy sybil | 12:41 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Super hard for rovely times!
    onree used this for once
    in your life
    prease enjoy!
    living happy life

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    Niagara Powered | 12:44 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I hate to admit this… but I tend to be leery of products where the packaging was designed in a word processor.

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    bigcaddy | 1:53 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    WARNING: do not spray on testicles!

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    Jim | 4:36 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    What if it’s a spray deodorant?! Yikes.

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    Cbass | 5:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    awww…is this a japanese substitute for viagra?

    if so…i don’t think i’d need it anytime soonç

    and is there a “women’spray super soft” too?

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    PG | 9:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s the freshmaker.

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    forrest | 1:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    So that’s what they were talking about :
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7987061.stm

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    ozbourne | 1:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    From the makers of the “Something About Mary” hair gel.

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    Kara | 6:33 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Just incase he can’t get it up…..

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    Exosaurus | 3:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Save enough for round two

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    John M | 7:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Just to make sure – where do you spray it?

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    Atli Hafsteinsson | 5:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Unscrewing the lid ought to do the trick…

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    ushiwakamaru30 | 11:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The new viagra spray is here, get it while it’s hard.

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