To serve man…

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   J-Luke | 1:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I know some humans that are like vegetables all right…

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   benandren | 1:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I guess that’s one way to live forever…

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   algernon | 1:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Transplanted tripe for the cannibal in us all.

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   Mista Bob Dobalina | 2:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   One wrong letter ruins all. For Your information, the Chinese text mentions Hunan Province of China.

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   Gago ka | 2:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Must be them Invisbile Scratch Piklz.

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   Niagara Powered | 3:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   It was comforting to find out that all the little human pickles on the menu had died of natural causes. Yet, watching them do a vaudeville act on a little stage while eating, was a tad unnerving.

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   Niagara Powered | 4:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Conditions were rumored to be quite bad at the little human pickle slaughterhouse, so I knew that the tiny Nike sneaker I found in my dish had to be a cheap knock-off.

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   Jeff Boiko | 4:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Yes, it does say Hunan. I think the photo was “doctored”.

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   Mirchev | 4:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   My pickles are itchy…

10. 

    beechoak | 4:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    YOWCH!!!

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    beechoak | 4:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Interesting pattern on these dishes… this looks like a depiction of two Greek youths playing leapfrog while this depiction looks like a young man holding a pickle…”

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    EricG | 6:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    On the Human Pickle Jar:

    Do not refrigerate after opening, pickles will shrink.

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    EricG | 6:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s people, the human pickles are….. oh, it’s kinda obvious huh?

14. 

    Yogesh Damle | 7:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    1) What?! Do they pickle the radish of a human?

    2) He’ll be a vegetable for life!

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    demomdude777 | 7:37 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Photo found in the book: “Cooking with Lorena Bobbit”

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    bigcaddy | 8:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    return for refund if flaccid

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    PG | 9:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I don’t want to donate my body to science anymore.

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    Rev | 11:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers.

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    Needalaugh | 5:56 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Vintage movie “Soylent Green”; old bodies were recycled into crackers!

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    Xila | 6:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I think I’ll just have some rice….

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    adam | 2:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    When I said you should serve the customers…

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    Grifter | 10:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This one tastes a little like Uncle Dill

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    Mister G | 5:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is that your human pickles or are just happy to see me?

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    tekleader | 11:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    p.s. a gherkin is a small pickle…

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    tekleader | 11:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    [insert joke about gherkins here]

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    PG | 10:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    a joke like: no jerkin’ your gherkin?

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    gorba | 8:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Don’t forget to try the cream of Sum Yung Gi soup!

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    Jetsuzu | 4:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!

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    Bill Posters | 4:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m so glad they didn’t put the pigs tripe slices along with the pickled cabbage, it just wouldn’t work.

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    Flembod | 2:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Imagine the size of the jars on the bar….

    “That isn’t the bar man…its lunch”

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    krofax | 7:35 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    i will not ask what human pickles look like…

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    Lanz16 | 8:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I don’t wanna know what human pickles really looks like… O_O

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    person guy | 12:54 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    now you why jews are so rich they bring theyre circumcisions here

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