What would your mother say if she saw you here…

posted on 24 Apr 2009 in Chinglish

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Path to the Great Wall, outside Beijing.

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Bechstein62 | 1:05 am | Vote: 0 0

And DO NOT let me find you up here again!!
Niagara Powered | 1:19 am | Vote: 0 0

…and to emphasize our point, here are various Chinese characters, flipping you off.
algernon | 1:27 am | Vote: 0 0

AND DO AS YOUR TOLD!!!
Niagara Powered | 1:42 am | Vote: 0 0

Those rock slabs don’t seem very comfortable for doing that.
ngyonghan | 2:35 am | Vote: 0 0

“Chinese language surely has a lot of imperatives, judging from the signboard itself!”
Spoony | 3:25 am | Vote: 0 0

But… the sign at the bottom said “Get up from here”. Now I’m totally confused.
Spoony | 3:26 am | Vote: 0 0

Not pictured: angry old man with cane.
beechoak | 3:32 am | Vote: 0 0

“If you trip and fall and break both your legs, don’t come running to ME!”
rowger | 3:41 am | Vote: 0 0

If this would be in “Palisades Park”, it would read:
Get down form here ‘N AN INSTANT!
JonT | 4:05 am | Vote: 0 0

….and boogie at Chairman Mao’s Disco Inferno!
Dude | 4:43 am | Vote: 0 0

Get down from here…and get funky!
Kees | 5:13 am | Vote: 0 0

Now go inside and wash your hands for dinner, young man!
Grifter | 5:17 am | Vote: 0 0

Poke your eye out there!
Xila | 6:12 am | Vote: 0 0

“I just can’t take you anywhere. Why do you insist on ruining every vacation?”
“Sorry, Mom.”
demondude777 | 8:10 am | Vote: 0 0

Luckily they posted signs directly to the park’s dance floor……
JohnB | 8:24 am | Vote: 0 0

But if I wasn’t up here, how could I read this sign???
Poisonus gus | 12:33 pm | Vote: 0 0

The thing that looks like a stick man walking down a flight of stairs is actually Kanji for ‘You’ll break your neck’.
Poisonus gus | 12:35 pm | Vote: 0 0

The Chinese reads, ‘Welcome my Chinese brothers, enjoy this break from those damn Westerners’.
bigcaddy | 1:47 pm | Vote: 0 0

WHO DO YOU THINK MADE YOU! MY MOTHER!
TJ | 2:09 pm | Vote: 0 0

Or I’m telling!!
Jetsuzu | 4:17 pm | Vote: 0 0

DON’T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!!
fishyfriend | 5:08 pm | Vote: 0 0

Go to your (bad) room!
bigcaddy | 8:07 pm | Vote: 0 0

this would make a GREAT shirt!
Katie | 9:18 pm | Vote: 0 0

“You’ll shoot your eye out!”
Funcuz | 10:13 pm | Vote: 0 0

People just can’t stop standing on this sign and we’ve had enough of it dammit !
Flembod | 2:07 am | Vote: 0 0

If so…why is there a path going higher…. :S
raj | 3:48 am | Vote: 0 0

Do a little dance, make a little love,
Get down tonight.
Get down tonight.
Chris | 8:00 pm | Vote: 0 0

…before you carefully slip and fall down!
mdalsted | 10:27 am | Vote: 0 0

This sign seems to think it’s your mother!