You lucky you get one!

Must be time for a liquor industry bailout.

These new taxes are getting out of control!

What if I buy 10?

Buy none pay one!

And let’s hear no wining from you either!

Sounds like a good deal for a 6-pack…. I guess

If you’re still standing after five…

Guess I should have read the fine print on my savings card…

The one who designed this ad must be drunk after drinking five bottles of wine.

Unfortunately cannot receipt print for refund, sorry much!

Buy one, get only cork; buy two, get only bottle!

“That’s odd… the receipt says I bought five, and I could have sworn I put five in the cart… yet I only unpacked one. Where’d the other four go?”

That sneaky cashier swiped four bottles off the belt when I wasn’t looking! Maybe that’s why they don’t let you take alcohol through the U-scan!

This is such a great…

Drink five and get one DWI

Drink five and wake up naked under a park bench with a condom in your arse while people walk by staring at you clutching a live goat.
Then you wake up in a cold sweat in your own bed with a one helluva a hangover.

Reminds me of that time your investor brother-in-law who promised a 50% return.

The new step for AA: Pay the exact same amount for booze, but take baby steps down to not drinking at all.

Mr. Cheng thought his new advertising plan was brilliant. People think he means buy 5, get one free, but when they pay, he just gives them the one and then he can resell the other four for pure profit. And when they try to complain, he can point to the ad and be completely in the clear. Buy 5, get 1. Oh, he was a dastardly business genius.

That is the same formula I use at the bar. If I buy five drinks, (occasionally) I get one… sleep over. Awkward moments in the morning are free.

that is pretty strange for a country with the lowest numbers of DWIs.

You can use the 5th to bash the cashier’s head in

very expensive if this was Chinese, this is a Japanese brochure. Look at the currency sign, Convert the currency into your own from the Chinese RMB, and then pay even more for 1 bottle! Kampai desu!

Doesn’t sound very generous,

It took me a long time to figure out why that was supposed to be funny, it’s pretty obvious that it means “Buy 5, get 1 more free”.

Hurry up and buy! The world’s robber barons are growing impatient.

So this is where the “New Math” came from…

Golly gee, I’ll take 20!

…………….and like it, dammit!

and those are all pretty cheap too!

Just like the kolkhozes in the USSR; you give all your cattle, but you only get one lamb to eat…Communism is coming back.

so the fifth fifth gets you a sixth

Buy one, get none!