You lucky you get one!

posted on 23 Apr 2009 in Chinglish

Found in a Chinese Carrefour brochure.

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  1. Niagara Powered | 1:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be time for a liquor industry bailout.

  2. Spoony | 1:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These new taxes are getting out of control!

  3. algernon | 1:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What if I buy 10?

  4. rowger | 2:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy none pay one!

  5. Jay | 2:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And let’s hear no wining from you either!

  6. Risu | 3:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a good deal for a 6-pack…. I guess

  7. beechoak | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re still standing after five…

  8. beechoak | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess I should have read the fine print on my savings card…

  9. Big Fat Cat | 3:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The one who designed this ad must be drunk after drinking five bottles of wine.

  10. Kees | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unfortunately cannot receipt print for refund, sorry much!

  11. Kees | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy one, get only cork; buy two, get only bottle!

  12. beechoak | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “That’s odd… the receipt says I bought five, and I could have sworn I put five in the cart… yet I only unpacked one. Where’d the other four go?”

  13. beechoak | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That sneaky cashier swiped four bottles off the belt when I wasn’t looking! Maybe that’s why they don’t let you take alcohol through the U-scan!

  14. Grifter | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is such a great…

  15. ChillinCharlie | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink five and get one DWI

  16. ChillinCharlie | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink five and wake up naked under a park bench with a condom in your arse while people walk by staring at you clutching a live goat.
    Then you wake up in a cold sweat in your own bed with a one helluva a hangover.

  17. DECMATH | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of that time your investor brother-in-law who promised a 50% return.

  18. demondude777 | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The new step for AA: Pay the exact same amount for booze, but take baby steps down to not drinking at all.

  19. KD | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mr. Cheng thought his new advertising plan was brilliant. People think he means buy 5, get one free, but when they pay, he just gives them the one and then he can resell the other four for pure profit. And when they try to complain, he can point to the ad and be completely in the clear. Buy 5, get 1. Oh, he was a dastardly business genius.

  20. PG | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That is the same formula I use at the bar. If I buy five drinks, (occasionally) I get one… sleep over. Awkward moments in the morning are free.

  21. bigcaddy | 4:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    that is pretty strange for a country with the lowest numbers of DWIs.

  22. gorba | 9:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can use the 5th to bash the cashier’s head in

  23. tasar298 | 11:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    very expensive if this was Chinese, this is a Japanese brochure. Look at the currency sign, Convert the currency into your own from the Chinese RMB, and then pay even more for 1 bottle! Kampai desu!

  24. chic | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t sound very generous,

  25. Xenobiologista | 9:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It took me a long time to figure out why that was supposed to be funny, it’s pretty obvious that it means “Buy 5, get 1 more free”.

  26. kringo | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hurry up and buy! The world’s robber barons are growing impatient.

  27. Funcuz | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is where the “New Math” came from…

  28. Sydney | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Golly gee, I’ll take 20!

  29. donjuan71 | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …………….and like it, dammit!

  30. Anonymous | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and those are all pretty cheap too!

  31. Fatih Tekke | 3:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just like the kolkhozes in the USSR; you give all your cattle, but you only get one lamb to eat…Communism is coming back.

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