…you said you wanted the body of a God?

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   Niagara Powered | 1:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   There must have been a mix-up at the manufacturing plant, because I’m pretty sure I have been taking Buddha Body instead.

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   Witz | 1:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Warning: Side effects may include holes in hands and feet.

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   Niagara Powered | 1:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The Jesus Body box has all the subtle charm of a back-alley, Japanese hooker.

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   Nerd Naneb | 1:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The new way to take communion!

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   Niagara Powered | 1:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   WOW, this product has “ULTRSOME”,,,
   Or, as we call it in the States, Red Dye #2.

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   Poisonus gus | 1:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   You’re darn right I want a refund. When I got home and opened the box it was empty.

   … Don’t ‘hallelujah’ me !!

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   Spoony | 2:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Warranty void after three days.

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   Spoony | 2:03 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Michael Jackson just doesn’t stop. First it’s Jesus Juice, now this…

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   rowger | 2:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Remeber to dodge that spear…

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    jjhitt | 2:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Tastes like chicken.

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    Ostrich | 2:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “I can lay it down because I am correct”
    Word to that mo fo.

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    Grifter | 4:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Goodbye church waffers, HELLO pharmecutical goodness!

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    beechoak | 4:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Secrets from the “Gospel According to Jenney Craig.”

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    Big Fat Cat | 4:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Manufactured by Dan Brown Pharmaceutical

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    beechoak | 4:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “INGREDIENTS: one-half the recommended daily allowance of Eucharist. Blood of Christ not included.”

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    beechoak | 4:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ultra-SOME?!??? What do you have that has Ultra-A LOT?!

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    rowger | 4:43 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Jeez, buddy!

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    gbear | 4:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The power of Christ compels you.

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    kringo | 5:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I know that organized religion can get pretty commercialized, but this is ridiculous.

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    kringo | 5:43 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The Body of Christ.

    The Cinnulin PF of Christ.

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    kringo | 5:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Jesus got crucified and died for our sins. And so that we can all look pretty in a bathing suit.

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    Classic Steve | 7:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Kept secret from others? Are they Gnostics?

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    Bill Posters | 7:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Who would Jesus bonk?

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    Becki Green | 8:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I can lay it down!

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    Joe | 9:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Mary found her son in the Temple teaching the priests how to keep their complexion clear and smooth out wrinkles…

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    Joe | 9:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Scientists are still trying to determine the date the package was created…

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    Joe | 9:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    OOOOOH!

    Side effects include: Bleeding from every pore…

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    Joe | 9:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Instructions: Just touch the box…

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    Joe | 9:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    It has the effect of making you slippery. (Luke 4:30)

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    Xila31 | 9:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Take two pills and resurect in the morning!

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    Blaze | 9:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I tried to take them, but they kept rising up on me!

    Maybe that’s how you get the body?

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    ric | 12:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    UltrasomeBS

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    steve | 1:01 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ultrasome? I still look UltraSAME!

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    Kees | 1:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Holy Spirit sold separately

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    Hunter Kimble | 1:15 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Wow! Over-the-counter communion wafers . . .

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    bigcaddy | 2:33 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    careful those tablets are stone!

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    ChillinCharlie | 4:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Alot of good captions… But I just have to say one thing. “So much for it being a secret.”

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    Flembod | 1:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Always look on the bright side of life”…beware of teh crack suicide squad!

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    Needalaugh | 5:55 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s real creepy to mix religion and sex.

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    E. Coli | 12:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    after 180 tablets of Ultrasome and CinnulinPF your body might also ascend elsewhere

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    Mike Hunt | 5:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    50 Push-ups followed by an hour of prayer.

    Get a fit body on the 3rd day!

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    Sydney | 9:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    May the power of Christ compel you to be great in bed!

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    Sandor | 9:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    And NOW, we FINALLY know the answer to the question, “What WOULD Jesus do?”

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    pikapal | 2:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Take before eating a sensible last supper.

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    Lora | 8:21 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I got really bad side effects from these pills. First I got these terrible sharp pains that felt like someone was sticking thorns into my skull. Then I bled from my hands and feet. And then I experienced severe drowsiness for three days and when I finally woke up I felt like I’d just come back from the dead.

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    Bridget | 6:48 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    A billboard just for ME!? Our little secret………..

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    Neurobashing | 3:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Massive religion overdose.

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