Amusing Duck Toy (2 for 1 Engrish!)

posted on 13 May 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

All this, and it opens its buttocks too?

 

Photo courtesy of “labtec6”.
Toy made in China, found in Ontario Canada. 

85 captions

  1. Taterman | 9:35 am |

    Awesome Plumage!

  2. KururuSouchou | 7:29 am |

    I’m not sure if I want to know what they mean by “go with the call…”

  3. Shackel | 6:47 pm |

    Please be an adult toy.

    PLEASE.

  4. Yurpantz | 11:53 pm |

    Now I’ll have fresh eggs in the morning!
    (My brother has one of those! I killed it D:)

  5. Marc | 9:31 am |

    Apparently it’s a wide receiver rather than a tight end

  6. Kitsune | 8:51 am |

    What the Duck?

  7. JJBin | 8:40 pm |

    Donald Duck must be proud of it… Amazing ducky tales….

  8. cheezcat | 2:10 pm |

    Can also be used as a gun.

  9. darkditto24 | 1:17 pm |

    did anyone notice how small it is?

  10. Bernard | 11:56 pm |

    This almost killed me laughing!!! I don’t know why but I find ducks so amusing. Coupled with the insane packaging…I had to show my housemate this page because I couldn’t stop laughing to speak properly! So I found one on ebay and I snapped it up! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SH*T EVER!!!

  11. Amusinged | 6:39 pm |

    I’m Amusinged one where the fact that one is obtained in me is sent, desire the fact that these one are bought and/or would like to go to Ontario. As for that element clear forcing.

  12. Joe | 1:01 am |

    Here’s a video of the Amusing Duck in action. Lay egg is true!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzRF7WhkWs4

    As you can clearly see, the description on the box was dead-on accurate!

  13. MikeHunt | 8:25 pm |

    there’s nothing more I like my kids to play with, than duck buttocks

  14. doomgrip | 1:18 pm |

    I can’t wait to sell those eggs on eBay!

  15. mdalsted | 10:00 am |

    Wait, that duck ain’t layin’ eggs… It’s laying Super Bouncy Balls! Lay Egg is False! The cake is a lie! And so on, and so forth…

  16. ngyonghan | 5:51 am |

    Will it lay golden eggs anyway? Go with the duck’s call, it will!

  17. memento mori | 11:48 am |

    @ McBee
    its Black adder ^^
    just bought the whole series

  18. DrLex | 5:45 am |

    if( lay_egg == true )
    gaggle();
    else
    flick(plumage);

  19. Shadowwork | 2:27 pm |

    I guess if it lay egg, it must be amusing.

  20. Kari Pope | 7:10 am |

    I’m sure the makers never bothered to ass themselves who would actually buy this.

  21. Brian | 8:13 am |

    What did you say? Funny how? You said I’m funny. How the bleep am I funny? What the bleep is so funny about me? Am I funny like a duck? Am I a duck here to amuse you!?

  22. Frank | 10:43 am |

    It’s already bad enough that the word for duck in spanish is used as slang for gay…

  23. Ruuku | 9:53 am |

    I make a duck noise too when I open my buttocks

  24. pyraetos | 8:35 am |

    if( laysEggs.equals(true) )
    {
    Buttocks.open();
    }

  25. Kojinka | 7:26 pm |

    I have seen these babies in action on YouTube. It’s gotta be the greatest engrish toy ever made!

  26. Patrick | 10:41 pm |

    Paint all the eggs brown…

  27. Unown | 7:18 pm |

    Ashens recently reviewed the Amusing Duck’s cousin, The Goose. Similar in every way right down to the engrishy box

  28. Zero24 | 10:54 am |

    Lay egg is false!

  29. GuardDuck | 12:36 pm |

    Where can I purchase this “Amazing Duck Toy”?

  30. Jenna | 4:31 pm |

    AWESOME TOY IS TRUE !!

  31. Gabe | 5:59 am |

    var layEgg = true;

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:24 pm |

    As seen in ‘Gone with the duck’s call’

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:25 pm |

    – Gaggle! Gaggle!
    – *facepalm*

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:29 pm |

    Must be some kind of electrical toy.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:31 pm |

    Lay egg = True
    Egg = False
    Duck = Unreasonable

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