Amusing Duck Toy (2 for 1 Engrish!)

posted on 13 May 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

All this, and it opens its buttocks too?

 

Photo courtesy of “labtec6″.
Toy made in China, found in Ontario Canada. 

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  1. Algernon | 1:29 am |

    I’m pleased the duck opens it buttocks, singing a happy tune. You wouldn’t want a duck full of s@#t would you.

  2. McBee | 1:40 am |

    Duck!… Don’t you get it?!…
    It sounds almost the same as f—-!

    (Name that show!)

  3. Spoony | 1:47 am |

    This duck must be terribly confused. It’s speaking in goose!

  4. Spoony | 1:48 am |

    That’s no egg…

  5. Big Fat Cat | 3:35 am |

    Is this an adult toy?

  6. Brandon | 4:17 am |

    “Go with the duck’s call.” Don’t ask any questions. Just go with it.

  7. Ralph Hamilton | 4:40 am |

    O’ we have ducking layers, and we have ducking layer friends,
    And while we are ducking laying, the ducking laying never ends.
    La,la lala.

  8. Niagara Powered | 4:47 am |

    Can you imagine the product ideas from this company that didn’t get approved for production? This toy deserves to “lay an egg.”

  9. Grifter | 5:06 am |

    The Quacker who created this shall soon become the ‘butt’ of may jokes.

  10. Niagara Powered | 5:11 am |

    1. Paint duck as a ninja and re-brand as Ninja Duck.
    2. Paint eggs to look like little ninja heads.
    3. Profit

  11. beechoak | 5:29 am |

    Going with the music and light wasn’t enough to successfully market the Disco Duck. The whole project laid an egg.

  12. beechoak | 5:30 am |

    Be careful with that strong sense of playing; he may open his buttocks.

  13. beechoak | 5:33 am |

    If this is what the gaggling duck does, you don’t even want to know what the mooing dog does!

  14. Someone | 6:01 am |

    This is the true reason why Mother Duck didn’t want The Ugly Duckling anymore

  15. Someone | 6:06 am |

    (^ take my word, don’t try commenting with something from a fairy tale if you forgot how it went. That was one heck of a failed comment I made…)

    Amusing duck, action, toy series with strong sense of playing, seduction tricks like waggling his tail, and opening his buttocks. I think it’s clear this is meant for lonely people, not children.

  16. Xila | 6:17 am |

    *Duck poo colored eggs sold separately.

  17. Chris | 7:12 am |

    That is no ordinary duck!

  18. Someone | 7:26 am |

    Engrishy and anatomically incorrect? I’ll take it!

  19. Pete | 8:05 am |

    Self-hatching duck eggs with pre-inserted gaggling ducklings also sold separately.

  20. Ukryu | 9:05 am |

    Lay egg is a lie!

  21. Yogesh Damle | 10:30 am |

    Duck buttock has a flap door!

  22. Hotjoe | 11:44 am |

    I can hear all the ducks Gaggling in the park!

  23. Pete | 11:57 am |

    Hmmm….never thought of doing it DUCKY style…!!!

  24. BeadyEl | 12:25 pm |

    Amusing Duck? Is he the one who leaps around going “woo hoo! woo hoo!” ?

  25. Soundgarden | 1:10 pm |

    I’d rather get the Amusing Duck than their less known model, the Irritated Beaver

  26. bigcaddy | 1:30 pm |

    so he has a butt quack?

  27. Cbass | 1:47 pm |

    i’m pleased with this duck…it’s funny and he teaches you how to poop properly…

    definitely the ultimate device you should carry for camping vacations

  28. Lollerskate | 2:11 pm |

    …Beacause opening your buttocks leads to amusing results.

  29. AnnaRexia | 4:00 pm |

    Guess wut?

    Duck butt!

  30. Bob* | 4:57 pm |

    ducks have buttocks? wow that toy teaches many things!

  31. dropkickmurphy | 6:07 pm |

    so…..ducks lay eggs through their buttocks?

  32. TJ | 7:35 pm |

    I do not want to know what they mean by, “Action.”

  33. Stuart Mckie | 4:33 am |

    What strange eggs. Must be going through a bad period.

  34. Joseph | 1:58 pm |

    Duckroll is still current in Japan??

    Maybe they just don’t like Rick Astley.

  35. AnnaRexia | 4:50 pm |

    @ Bob* Actually, they have tails, but it’s common to refer to them as butts.
    @ dropkickmurphy They have a cloaca (pr: clo-AY-kuh), which is a genetic holdover from when birds evolutionarily separated from reptiles. And, like many reptiles, they lay eggs and poop through the cloaca.

    Even Engrish.com can be educational. I now return you to your regularly scheduled Amusing Duck.

  36. Needalaugh | 7:14 pm |

    A perfect example of attitude from plastic toys!

  37. Rohit | 2:07 am |

    Lay egg is so true. Too true for me to believe.

  38. littlefuzzykit | 5:40 am |

    AFLAC!

  39. Yogesh Damle | 7:51 am |

    Sick my duck!

  40. Yogesh Damle | 7:58 am |

    We thank the Engrish printers not to confuse the duck’s ‘u’ with an ‘i’!! :D

  41. Pete | 9:40 am |

    WABBIT SEASON!!!

  42. Pete | 9:42 am |

    Urrrr….can ya slice it up, toss on some scallion and plum sauce, then roll it up in a pancake?

    BEIJING KAOYA !!!!

  43. dachshundfan | 7:00 pm |

    WTF? is this some kind of disgusting goatse duck!?!?!?!?

  44. Hotjoe | 12:10 am |

    This is false advertising. I bought this duck and Lay Egg was False. You’ll wanna take it back.

  45. Kyo | 9:52 pm |

    Next: the Goatse Goose!

  46. Lanz16 | 8:30 am |

    Oh my, there’s such thing as gaggling duck and duck butt!

  47. not me | 3:42 pm |

    what the duck?!

  48. Ram | 9:42 am |

    amusing !!

  49. nirvgardengod | 8:01 pm |

    Who wouldn’t want an amusing duck? I’d much rather they extremely engaging duck,,,but oh well,, you cant please everybody. Ducks are so fascinating,,and fun for the whole family! I just hope this duck can dance till his feet get soar,,,,,

  50. P | 7:53 am |

    Gaggle, gaggle

  51. Taterman | 9:35 am |

    Awesome Plumage!

  52. KururuSouchou | 7:29 am |

    I’m not sure if I want to know what they mean by “go with the call…”

  53. Shackel | 6:47 pm |

    Please be an adult toy.

    PLEASE.

  54. Yurpantz | 11:53 pm |

    Now I’ll have fresh eggs in the morning!
    (My brother has one of those! I killed it D:)

  55. Marc | 9:31 am |

    Apparently it’s a wide receiver rather than a tight end

  56. Kitsune | 8:51 am |

    What the Duck?

  57. JJBin | 8:40 pm |

    Donald Duck must be proud of it… Amazing ducky tales….

  58. cheezcat | 2:10 pm |

    Can also be used as a gun.

  59. darkditto24 | 1:17 pm |

    did anyone notice how small it is?

  60. Bernard | 11:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This almost killed me laughing!!! I don’t know why but I find ducks so amusing. Coupled with the insane packaging…I had to show my housemate this page because I couldn’t stop laughing to speak properly! So I found one on ebay and I snapped it up! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SH*T EVER!!!

  61. Amusinged | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Amusinged one where the fact that one is obtained in me is sent, desire the fact that these one are bought and/or would like to go to Ontario. As for that element clear forcing.

  62. Joe | 1:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Here’s a video of the Amusing Duck in action. Lay egg is true!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzRF7WhkWs4

    As you can clearly see, the description on the box was dead-on accurate!

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