Better tastin’ cause they’re manufactured!

posted on 28 May 2009 in Snacks

Some bakers make ‘em with love. Our secret: sensible algorithms.

 

Photo courtesy of Estee.
Found in a Japanese dept. store. 

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  1. Algernon | 1:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No point making senseless cookies!

  2. John Tranbo | 1:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please try this…it makes us many dollars and cents that make sense

  3. Kees | 2:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please note: senseless productions make for senseless tasting. Please taste sensibly.

  4. Spoony | 2:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This comment makes sense. Please read it.

  5. Spoony | 2:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, tastes like conformity.

  6. someone | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That makes sense, I guess. And my guessing makes sense!

  7. rowger | 3:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know what makes no sense at all? HARD COOKIES.

  8. rowger | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, I tried the taste. Now can I try the production process?

  9. beechoak | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After eating these cookies, all others just taste stupid.

  10. kringo | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally – a product that the Talking Heads can categorically hate.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am desperate to try the Hard Cookies. They make more senses to me.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 3:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The cookies were recalled later as it was discovered that it was contaminated by some senseless employees during the manufacturing process.

  13. beechoak | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This just doesn’t make sense…

    ELVES making cookies in a hollow tree!… now THAT makes sense!

  14. Grifter | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That totally makes sense!

  15. Classic Steve | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a response to the Chewbacca Defense.

  16. Yogesh Damle | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also try our nonsense flavour!

  17. Xila | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a very sensible argument. But then again, who doesn’t like cookies?

  18. Niagara Powered | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes NO sense: Expensive elf bakers.
    Makes sense: kids who work after school.
    “Because kids know cookies”

  19. jjhitt | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Baked in a hollow tree…. by Vulkans.

  20. Duck | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The only cookies on the planet made using ISO 9000 certified processes in a facility with a CMMi rating of 5 :)

  21. Leif | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes so much sense, politicians won’t even try them!

  22. Ram | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yes i tried it.. still doesnt make sense

  23. TJ | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who knew corregated steel could taste so good?

  24. TJ | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This company researches tasty new tastes every day.

  25. DieselDragon | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The only thing that makes sense to me is that these are on sale in my local 7-11, and they’re priced at $7.50 a bag… :o

  26. E. Coli | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    let’s consider sense over nonsense.
    hang on! are we talking gastronomy or astronomy?

  27. DieselDragon | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Inspired by a popular Amish recipe. :)

  28. DieselDragon | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks to the recent global recession, Harvard University realised that every department had to become as productive and profitable as possible. This is what the kitchens came up with. :)

  29. E. Coli | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hi Duck!
    ISO9000-2000?
    CMMI level 5 – optimized
    so everyone in the company makes sense and sensibility

  30. DieselDragon | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Best of all, Engrish.com are offering free sample cookies too! I got given one straight away as soon as I came to this website! :D

    (For those who don’t know web bvrowsers well, take a look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_(browser) – Enlightenment occurs! :) )

  31. DieselDragon | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    [Grrr...*Error* once again occurs, and the function of edit is still not support! :( ]

    Link above broken, please try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_cookie insted. :)

  32. BennyB | 1:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Soft cookies… the snack of the sensible capitalist.

  33. bigcaddy | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    is it common sense? cause im allergic to that.

  34. Bob* | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    but I though that cookies didn’t had a point

  35. Lollerskate | 2:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Made in Tokyo’s finest Psychiatric hospital. That makes sense.

  36. Emma | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sensible taste for joyous cookie living. now try!

  37. Keitasama | 5:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah! Sensible cookies to go with my sensible shoes.

  38. ngyonghan | 2:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder Japan has the best process control systems in the whole universe – apart from their usage of Fuzzy Logic, they have processes which also make sense! :D

  39. Rayquaza | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think we’ve just found out where George W. is employed now…

  40. Slider | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please enjoy sensibly

  41. special | 5:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    screw sense, eat my nonsese if you know what i mean

  42. Sandor | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How is this fractured English? It makes perfect sense. Just like the cookies. I just had a 30 minute conversation with one of the cookies, and everything it said, made perfect sense.

  43. not me | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    these cookies taste illlogical…

  44. Lynda | 6:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m still learning to read Japanese, but I think the Japanese says “re-e-zu-n-so-fu-to-ku-tsu-ki-i,” which sounds a lot like “raisin soft cookie.” Am I right?

  45. phuong | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Asia they love anything manufactured in a factory cos that indicate quality or something. Hand made is for the poor.

  46. Gerson | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    AND YET IT STILL DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!!! :(

  47. Patrick | 11:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I gotta by those cause their factory made!

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