For when pilots forget?

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   SailorEuropa | 2:03 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   So what happens when the ship captains forget?

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   Mirchev | 2:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Beware of Skull Island!

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   rowger | 2:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Land Ho! Sails down, you scum!

4. 

   Spoony | 2:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   You’re falling. Ouch ahead.

5. 

   Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Captain prepare to land.

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   beechoak | 4:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I keep have that dream where I’m falling…

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   DieselDragon | 6:00 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   It looks like the Chinese are getting tired of dealing with absent minded skydivers…

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   DieselDragon | 6:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Ground: Ahead. Filter: Via third exit. Instant: Not available on this route.
   (Think of various types of coffee! )

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   DieselDragon | 6:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   You may speed up again when you come to the “Instant” section.

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    DieselDragon | 6:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Alas, the warning came 110 years too late for those on board the Titanic…

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    DieselDragon | 6:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The road’s up again…Literally!

    [I'm trying to think of a good one based on electrical earthing (Grounding) but my mind's completely blank. Can anyone else take inspiration off of that? ]

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    DieselDragon | 6:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Training slide no. 27 from the Ryanair pilot’s training manual.

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    DieselDragon | 6:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Tunnel not yet finished…

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    DieselDragon | 6:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    We wish you a happy and joyous burial!

15. 

    Firebert | 6:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    May the road rise up to meet you.

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    Niagara Powered | 7:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    As Evel Knievel overshot the landing ramp on his first jump in China, he was not at all amused by the sign that was hung there.

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    Xila | 8:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    First proof that China already has flying cars.

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    bigcaddy | 11:37 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    the skyway bridge has some interesting off ramps that seem to end in smoldering heaps of twisted metal

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    Tim | 4:55 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s not the fall that will kill ya, it’s the sudden stop at the end!

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    Grifter | 5:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The Acme products’ logo!

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    FRANCIS POTEETS | 10:00 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    i like your hair.

22. 

    Tammy | 6:08 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Rank you, Captain Obbirous.

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    Crazy Frog | 6:41 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Now, we have a heading Captain Jack +Sparrow.

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    Lollerskate | 2:33 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    SKY BEHIND. INCREASE YOUR SPEED!

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    Slider | 1:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Any slower and you’ll hit stall speed, THEN the ground will be coming at you quickly.

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    Kara | 7:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    CRAP!!!! GROUND!!!!!!

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    Madddy Davis | 11:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    But the last sign said i’d already passed the ground…

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    Chris | 7:44 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    As the skydiver hit the ground, he realized that the warning had come too late.

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