For when pilots forget?

So what happens when the ship captains forget?

Beware of Skull Island!

Land Ho! Sails down, you scum!

You’re falling. Ouch ahead.

Captain prepare to land.

I keep have that dream where I’m falling…

It looks like the Chinese are getting tired of dealing with absent minded skydivers… 😉

Ground: Ahead. Filter: Via third exit. Instant: Not available on this route.
(Think of various types of coffee! :))

You may speed up again when you come to the “Instant” section. 🙂

Alas, the warning came 110 years too late for those on board the Titanic… 😀

The road’s up again…Literally! 😮

[I’m trying to think of a good one based on electrical earthing (Grounding) but my mind’s completely blank. Can anyone else take inspiration off of that? 🙂 ]

Training slide no. 27 from the Ryanair pilot’s training manual. 😉

Tunnel not yet finished… 😉

We wish you a happy and joyous burial! 🙂

May the road rise up to meet you.

As Evel Knievel overshot the landing ramp on his first jump in China, he was not at all amused by the sign that was hung there.

First proof that China already has flying cars.

the skyway bridge has some interesting off ramps that seem to end in smoldering heaps of twisted metal

It’s not the fall that will kill ya, it’s the sudden stop at the end!

The Acme products’ logo!

i like your hair.

Rank you, Captain Obbirous.

Now, we have a heading Captain Jack +Sparrow.

SKY BEHIND. INCREASE YOUR SPEED!

Any slower and you’ll hit stall speed, THEN the ground will be coming at you quickly.

CRAP!!!! GROUND!!!!!!

But the last sign said i’d already passed the ground…

As the skydiver hit the ground, he realized that the warning had come too late.

When Captain Sullenberg pulled out his cheat-sheet, the First Officer suddenly felt worried…

What are we gonna do, there’s ground ahead!

That’s what those wheels are for!

Great Wall Ahead
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