Get one today!!

posted on 19 May 2009 in Signs

 

 

Photo courtesy of Aaron Dods.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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  1. rowger | 1:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Drug dealers learned subtlety.

  2. Ageless | 1:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take two, please.

  3. Algernon | 1:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A lot better than having a sad.

  4. ChillinCharlie | 1:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All our other Dwarves are sold out.

  5. ChillinCharlie | 1:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For those who can’t wait, get an impatient at the cashier.

  6. kringo | 3:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be vanilla flavored.

  7. Spoony | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I got a happy last week. Now I need a penicillin.

  8. beechoak | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And by “happy,” you mean “beer,” right?

  9. Big Fat Cat | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All the individual Happy are sold out. We have only the package of four left.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Happiness is getting materialized now.

  11. Grifter | 3:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Its service with a smile!

  12. EricG | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm, I wonder if this massage parlor gives….

    Oh, I guess it does.

  13. Yogesh Damle | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gay is complimentary!

  14. kringo | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shirley Jones and Danny Bonaduce are still questioning the wisdom of expanding into Japan.

  15. Xila | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The pharmaceutical company felt that in dark times, it was better to promote their anti-depressants.

  16. ric | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy one, get one free!

  17. theillen | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hidden behind the bushes: “ending”

  18. Brandon | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Talk to your doctor today about Viagra.

  19. Rev | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Free with the purchase of a Sneezy and a Doc.

  20. Niagara Powered | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m all stocked up on “Happy.” Please let me know when the “Get a Clue” sale is on, as I have a number of gifts I need to get.

  21. Blaze | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No money? That’s alright… the first one is free.

  22. Potorrero | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And they said you couldn’t buy happiness..

  23. Samuel | 2:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … you miserable sob!

  24. Lollerskate | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Happiness – Now in bottles!

  25. bigcaddy | 3:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    money can buy happieness! but only in japan

  26. rk | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No, no I don’t need a bag. I’d like that happy in my pants, please.

  27. Needalaugh | 5:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does this mean take pills, or get religion?

  28. DieselDragon | 11:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried to get myself an ecstatic, but they were sold out! :(

  29. DieselDragon | 11:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All your happy are belong to us! :)

  30. DieselDragon | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good advice for anyone working at Virgin Trains… 😉

  31. ThatOneGuy | 12:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Used and new…

  32. TJ | 8:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be the Merry!!

  33. man | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! This happy is crappy, I want my money back.

  34. ryuusei.tenshi | 6:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Last time I got a happy, peopre stared.

  35. elfboi | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I has a happy… I haz new girlfrnd…

  36. Kara | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hurry! Offer ends soon!!

  37. Sandor | 7:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve got a happy right now.

  38. Deborah | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ANGER KEEP OUT

    Get a happy!

  39. whirlofwings | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you want that with a side of grumpy, sad, or excited?

  40. ned ryerson | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    get a lost!!

  41. Atli Hafsteinsson | 5:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As soon as I sell my sad.

  42. Willy D, | 6:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if “happy” is like “nice day”? They tell us to have one of them every time we check out! Thing is, they never tell you WHERE to get these things! It just makes me sad and frustrated all day long!

  43. Sensei Le Roof | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t need to get a happy. I steal everyone else’s happies.

  44. Patrick | 10:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I wasn’t happy with my happy.

  45. Doctor Q | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only lasts for 2 minutes. See your nearby doctor for details.

  46. chickenman | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Confucius Say: “Without stiffy, is impossibru to get a happy”

  47. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy a happy, get a birthday for free!

  48. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, I’ll get a rich.

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