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   rowger | 1:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Drug dealers learned subtlety.

2. 

   Ageless | 1:09 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   I’ll take two, please.

3. 

   Algernon | 1:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   A lot better than having a sad.

4. 

   ChillinCharlie | 1:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   All our other Dwarves are sold out.

5. 

   ChillinCharlie | 1:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   For those who can’t wait, get an impatient at the cashier.

6. 

   kringo | 3:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Must be vanilla flavored.

7. 

   Spoony | 3:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I got a happy last week. Now I need a penicillin.

8. 

   beechoak | 3:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   And by “happy,” you mean “beer,” right?

9. 

   Big Fat Cat | 3:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   All the individual Happy are sold out. We have only the package of four left.

10. 

    Big Fat Cat | 3:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Happiness is getting materialized now.

11. 

    Grifter | 3:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Its service with a smile!

12. 

    EricG | 4:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hmm, I wonder if this massage parlor gives….

    Oh, I guess it does.

13. 

    Yogesh Damle | 5:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Gay is complimentary!

14. 

    kringo | 5:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Shirley Jones and Danny Bonaduce are still questioning the wisdom of expanding into Japan.

15. 

    Xila | 6:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The pharmaceutical company felt that in dark times, it was better to promote their anti-depressants.

16. 

    ric | 6:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Buy one, get one free!

17. 

    theillen | 7:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hidden behind the bushes: “ending”

18. 

    Brandon | 8:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Talk to your doctor today about Viagra.

19. 

    Rev | 8:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Free with the purchase of a Sneezy and a Doc.

20. 

    Niagara Powered | 9:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m all stocked up on “Happy.” Please let me know when the “Get a Clue” sale is on, as I have a number of gifts I need to get.

21. 

    Blaze | 9:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    No money? That’s alright… the first one is free.

22. 

    Potorrero | 12:08 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    And they said you couldn’t buy happiness..

23. 

    Samuel | 2:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    … you miserable sob!

24. 

    Lollerskate | 2:41 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Happiness – Now in bottles!

25. 

    bigcaddy | 3:58 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    money can buy happieness! but only in japan

26. 

    rk | 4:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    No, no I don’t need a bag. I’d like that happy in my pants, please.

27. 

    Needalaugh | 5:23 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Does this mean take pills, or get religion?

28. 

    DieselDragon | 11:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I tried to get myself an ecstatic, but they were sold out!

29. 

    DieselDragon | 11:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    All your happy are belong to us!

30. 

    DieselDragon | 11:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Good advice for anyone working at Virgin Trains…

31. 

    ThatOneGuy | 12:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Used and new…

32. 

    TJ | 8:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Be the Merry!!

33. 

    man | 6:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hey! This happy is crappy, I want my money back.

34. 

    ryuusei.tenshi | 6:55 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Last time I got a happy, peopre stared.

35. 

    elfboi | 3:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I has a happy… I haz new girlfrnd…

36. 

    Kara | 7:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hurry! Offer ends soon!!

37. 

    Sandor | 7:49 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’ve got a happy right now.

38. 

    Deborah | 8:41 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    ANGER KEEP OUT

    Get a happy!

39. 

    whirlofwings | 6:27 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Do you want that with a side of grumpy, sad, or excited?

40. 

    ned ryerson | 6:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    get a lost!!

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