I’d like a subscription, decaf.

posted on 15 May 2009 in Household Items

I only drink it for the articles…

 

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“Simple Mug” found in Japan. 

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  1. Kees | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I read about this stuff…

  2. Algernon | 1:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So full you can’t drink from it.

  3. Niagara Powered | 1:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s rare when something this unabashedly simple, still manages to come out wrong.

  4. Niagara Powered | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It gets a little bitter tasting around the advertisements.

  5. Niagara Powered | 2:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You do realize of course that liquid magazines are a product of Cyberdyne Systems?

  6. Spoony | 2:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ugh… too many perfume samples in this one.

  7. Spoony | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This month’s issue… I mean, cup, of Playboy tastes a little over-brewed… if you get my meaning.

  8. beechoak | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Reader’s Digest version is half the size…

  9. beechoak | 3:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What?! No pictures?!??

  10. EricG | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s perfect for my coughee.

  11. Grifter | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like mine with crime and sagar please!

  12. ChillinCharlie | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please remeber to put your Simple Mag on our Complicated Poasters.

  13. rowger | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone should get magged in the face for this one.

  14. DieselDragon | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After Google Gulp (See http://www.google.com/googlegulp/ ) became hugely popular in the U.S, cheaper Eastern variants were bound to follow! ;)

  15. DieselDragon | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Simple things please simple minds… :)

  16. DieselDragon | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For a “simple” mag, it’s three-dimensional structure actually looks very complicated! :o

  17. DieselDragon | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In todays fast moving, intense, data-driven World – Any time saving means of absorbing data (Such as a whole magazine in a mug of Coffee) is a most useful and very welcome thing! :)

  18. DieselDragon | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    By the Gods! I knew that Japanese technology was often more advanced than what we have in Britain…But I didn’t think it was *that* advanced! :o

  19. DieselDragon | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet the editor felt like a right mug when he realised his mistake… ;)

  20. Yogesh Damle | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I complained of some shards at the bottom of my mag…
    … I was told it was ‘fine print!’

  21. Xila31 | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer to get my news through osmosis.

  22. Dude | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a Simple Mag, the most powerful coffee mug in the world, and it will blow your head clean off. So you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Am I thirsty? Well are you, punk!?

  23. Pete | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What an ugly mag. Barf green.

  24. Rev | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Margaret (“Mag”) drank from her bright green mug all morning, never understanding why her co-workers were constantly snickering. The next day, they pasted a “kick me” sign to the back of her cubicle chair.

  25. bigcaddy | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the simple mag offers the most mundane form of drinkery ware, for more advanced drinkery; see our complex mag, you can dring 3 different types of coffee at once!

  26. EricG | 4:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what’s up with the votes disappearing?

  27. DieselDragon | 11:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ EricG: It seems to happen here from time to time, and it’s a bit of a pain in the a$$ if ye ask me…Especially as I rely on the ratings system to tell me if I actually managed to submit a genuinely funny comment or not! :(

    Whilst I’m on the subject: I tried setting a photo using GrAvatar so that my custom thumbnail would appear against all of my Engrish comments, but each post seems to present the same e-mail hash for each and every user to Gravatar, and thus that didn’t work either. :(

    So all I can wonder here is: What the beef is goin’ awn? :o

  28. clairedeloony | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Simple Mag: We don’t have a lot of issues.

  29. adam b | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As opposed to “complicated mag”, who requires cupholder v2.0 or better.

  30. Kurei-Z | 10:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Simple, because nothing is in there.

  31. Josie | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally! This complicated mag is giving me a headache and a stomachache.

  32. MikeHunt | 8:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    half caf, steamed, w/ low fat skimmed milk, ‘n paper pulp latte, please

  33. Sidoh | 10:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    there’s simple not mach else to say

  34. Willy D, | 5:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I haz simple small pleez?

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