Outstanding Among Others…

posted on 3 May 2009 in Vending Machines

 

 

Photo courtesy of Jason Sinclair.
Vending machine found in Hyogo, Japan.

24 captions

  1. Niagara Powered | 2:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Engrish marketing the innocuous becomes magical.
    Created by super-human efforts and with intentions pure and sincere.
    The Products powers must extend far beyond its humble purpose.

  2. Yogesh Damle | 2:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Contains traces of outstanding pet fluid!

  3. Mirchev | 3:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our drinks are special – you drink drink – you are special too.

  4. Spoony | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Much consumption makes you bathroom.

  5. beechoak | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The beverage you selected cannot be found. Please click the “Refresh” button.

  6. Someone | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t stop pressing F5 when I see this picture!

  7. Take2 | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “We carefully did the best selection”, narrowing your choice from ten to two . . . . take a chance.

  8. Justin M. | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In and of themselves? Nothing special.

  9. Grifter | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The can that sticks out like a sore thumb…

  10. bigcaddy | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the machine selects the can for me.

  11. Bob* | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ….I just want a coke <.<

  12. TJ | 7:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So which one did they pick, Coke or Pepsi?

  13. PG | 9:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What? No Pet Sweat! I hate this machine.

  14. DieselDragon | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CBE 500: Outstanding beverage error.

    Please refresh yourself with the [F5] key, or make another outstanding selection. :)

  15. DieselDragon | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My web browser must be glad that I drink *bottled* beer, then! :D

  16. DieselDragon | 10:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Canned beverage make you refresh…

    …But case of cans make you DDoS attack! :)

  17. DieselDragon | 10:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Canned hearts for Â¥120? There must be a lot of Vampyres about… :)

  18. JohnB | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    This is the beverage for the farmer who is outstanding in his field.

  19. Zavitor | 1:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s with the heart on the can? Is this Apeture Science’s new line of drink: Companion Beverage?

  20. mikayla thompson | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yea… and you have none left?!?

  21. DrLex | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your weighted companion beverage certainly brought you good luck. However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and must, unfortunately, be euthanized.

  22. Awwwesome | 8:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We hope you can choose the best one for yourself.

  23. dffqds | 2:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lol, secret chamber ? Hardest test evah; try to get your Weighted companion beverage out of the vending machine bij refreshing.

  24. Sparky | 12:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just like the farmer said, “I’m outstanding in my field.”

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