Sun Aloha Store Manager Personal History

posted on 27 May 2009 in Menus, Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Aaron Johns.
1st page of menu at ‘Hawaiian’ restaurant in Japan. 

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  1. Top Chef | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    He is what you call a functional leper…

  2. Jay | 1:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This just goes to show you that by becoming an entire chef, even a leper can change his spots.

  3. Algernon | 1:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    He so much wishes to please you that he leaves a tasty new taste in every meal.

  4. Warren | 1:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    An entire chef, that’s good, they cook better than decapitated ones….

    Is the restaurant really prosperous? With this on their first page?

  5. OtisM | 1:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unlike most of those who attended the main office opening, he never lost face.

  6. Niagara Powered | 1:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Sun Aloha waitresses are just like the Hooters waitresses… except with more leprosy.

    Dipping your taco chip into the waitresses neck is considered good luck.

  7. Spoony | 2:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What you don’t know is that he also created time travel. I don’t know any other 9 year old restaurants that opened in 2005.

  8. Spoony | 2:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, I’ll take some of the leprosy special. Teppanyucky.

  9. Spoony | 2:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh good, you have an entire chef here. That last restaurant was a little bloody.

  10. rowger | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    At precisely August the 31st, 2014, The SUNALOHA will STOP BEING POSSIBLE!

  11. Someone | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m surprised they even think they’re gonna make it to 2014, with their promise to research tasty new tastes every day.

  12. Richard | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We wish the chef continued success. I think!

  13. beechoak | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    que?

  14. beechoak | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This leprosy you speak of, is this one of those muslin curses they serve in China?

  15. beechoak | 3:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Seen as everyone and the manager and entire chef… this guy can really multitask!

  16. beechoak | 3:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmmmmm, looooove that tasty taste!

  17. beechoak | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    How does he have time for research with all of his other staff endeavors?

  18. beechoak | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Also in the future you may ask what? Spit it out!

  19. kringo | 3:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the poi on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

  20. Rob | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Due to leprosy, chef not possible to remain entire. However, now having one more taqsty new taste for limited time only.

  21. Jon | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh waiter, there’s a nose in my soup.

  22. gbear | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (Sung to the tune of the Beatle’s “Yesterday”)

    Leprosy, I’m not half the man I used to be.

  23. Mononoke | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I really inaugurated something when I opened that leprosy main office, especially after spending that entire year seeing as everyone.
    But I fail to see why I have to be dragged into this guy’s personal history.

  24. Yogesh Damle | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    While I’m a great fan of Engrish.com, I’m embittered by it’s insensitivity to a physical condition. While they might be intending plain humour, engrish.com should have thought of the comments this snap would invite.

    Who said leprosy patients don’t use internet? Can we please shelve this snap?

  25. Xila | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t fun to remember the good old days? The sun, the food, the wine… the leprosy

  26. ChillinCharlie | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The food is so good, that your tongue will fall off and lick the plate for you.

  27. Pamela | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “At Sunaloha, there’s a bit of us in every dish”

  28. Jerry | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You have to wonder about “entire chef”, what with the leprosy and all.

  29. Alan | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    please don`t leave a tip

  30. BeadyEl | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He may have been an entire chef at when the place opened, but….

  31. Brian | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Got to think that their English (Engrish?) dictionary led them astray with “leprosy”.

    Sure, it’s a Hawaiian restaurant, and the Hawaiian island of Molokai was once home to a leper colony… but even that’s quite a stretch.

  32. Claire | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm! That meat is falling off the bone good!

  33. th tlansrater | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    try new finger sandwiches is tasty and delight ! no worries of nails from leper. fall off long time. flesh and tasty ! we introduce delicacy of new time ! bone appetite !

  34. Tim | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not often you see “lorem ipsum” actually make it into print.

  35. Blaze | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The food there is finger licking go-OOPS! Hey, ask the chef for some gauze and tell him I won’t be able to use the chopsticks anymore.

  36. Grifter | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Leprosy for 9 years will make anyone want to say ‘Aloha’

  37. Emma | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it does say the main office chef is served.

  38. J-Luke | 12:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An entire chef is quite remarkable for a leprosy main office…

  39. bigcaddy | 1:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i just love to eat rotting human flesh!

  40. Lollerskate | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Like in past they said to use: “Like the sun, peresever and increase with vigor to the supernova we do, and “Aloha!” to the world we say” but what did that mean, ask later you may.

  41. Vegans Volant | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, in future ask you may. But use translations from Yoda you should not.

  42. elbaradei | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    u know what, in 1997, I was SUNALOHA MINATOMIRAI HONTEN.
    wait… so were you, right?

  43. David | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I asked May, but she only spoke French.

  44. AnnaRexia | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Yogesh Damle: The internet is serious business!

  45. simulflow | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Perseveres and increases their Engrish they must!

    (I laughed out loud at this … WHERE did the word “leprosy” come from!?)

  46. TJ | 8:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be the aloha!!

  47. Dave Buggert Orf | 8:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you use babelfish and type in “leprosy main office”, convert to Japanese and then back to English, the whole thing becomes clearer. It actually should read “principal office of leprosy”.

  48. Dominic Small | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What happens when the Employee of the Month committee and the Book of the Month Club put their heads together…

  49. TJ | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …they’d fall off.

  50. YoGinny | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Some restaurants offer half a chef, this one has AN ENTIRE chef! WOW

  51. Speed | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh…i, uh, completely understand…

  52. Mrlee | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Leprosy alert

  53. Ken | 9:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The tasty new tast is the leprosy (9 years old since 2005).

  54. Tlansratol | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    > If you use babelfish and type in “leprosy main office”, convert to Japanese and then back to English, the whole thing becomes clearer. It actually should read “principal office of leprosy”.

    It all makes sense now.

  55. Atli Hafsteinsson | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They may have leprosy, but at least they have an entire chef.

  56. Gene Vacant | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, it’s just like the Sun Aloha in Molokai!

  57. Kara | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Leprosy…. no wonder why his food taste so good! He really put himself into his dishes!

  58. Jeremiah | 8:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I give this restaurant two thumbs off!

  59. donjuan71 | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Food is good, but costs an arm and a leg.

  60. Misty | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our secret ingredient…LEPROSY!

  61. Felix | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lost appendages may be reclaimed at the Leprosy Main Office

  62. Aeolian Solo | 4:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t eat the crisps….!

  63. Sarah | 10:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gotta love the leprosy.

  64. JJBin | 9:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The long hindered SUNALOHA history. Be specific they must…

  65. jerphilm | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait… did they turn the leprosy main office into a restaurant?

  66. Brian | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmmm. The new taste of leprosy. Try it today!

  67. 101mahina | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    May didn’t respond…

  68. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At the end, everything tastes like chicken

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