Tastes so heavenly, you’ll need to repent.

posted on 18 May 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

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  1. Willy | 5:00 pm |

    I tried Him with chocolate…it just wasn’t the same.

  2. Mike Hunt | 5:09 pm |

    He Died for your soft serve

  3. Silkydog | 2:48 pm |

    I’m more worried about the half a dozen French foie gras… Do they mean there are half a dozen slices on each plate or that they only have half a dozen in stock?

  4. Ali-kins | 8:39 pm |

    ooh, I am really tempted to make a “vanillahala” joke here…
    *must… control…urge*

  5. Chris | 7:47 pm |

    Tastes heavenly.

  6. Fatih Tekke | 3:41 pm |

    But I’m agnostic…what will I eat?

  7. RBFG | 5:22 pm |

    Ray Comfort: “Behold, the atheist’s least favourite dessert!”

  8. mdalsted | 9:51 am |

    Hoo, boy. What else is on the menu, “Allah with Chocolate”? “Buddha with Marzipan?”

  9. Shadowwork | 2:30 pm |

    you do know that, based on the geographical location of the origins of man, you’re way more likely to find God with Chocolate.

  10. Lirael | 4:11 am |

    ooh,oooh! so is there the Holy Spirit with chocalate syrup?

  11. chickenman | 2:07 am |

    And So, on the Sixth Day, Sally had a real orgasm in front of Harry…

  12. chickenman | 2:09 am |

    From the cutting room floor:

    Korean Menu ~ “Dog with vanilla”

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:00 pm |

    Salivation!

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:01 pm |

    Found in ‘Testament at the end of the universe’

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