The Folk Museum

posted on 16 May 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Hans Guijt.
Found near the city of Lijiang, China. 

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  1. Someone | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, a museum… err, musiem, where you can do entertaining things like taming food!

  2. rowger | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait a minute, the food is WILD, everyting else is NAXI, but what about the Horse and the Bow?

  3. Loi | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    After reading about the “wild food toasting” I was half expecting a disclaimer like “flamethrower not included.”

  4. J-Luke | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose they are ridding the horse of this funny place…

  5. beechoak | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A funny place with a funny language!

  6. derailer | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds more like a pitch for a retirement home. Or methadone clinic.

  7. beechoak | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I propose a TOAST!… to the Wild Food!

    Hear, hear!

  8. beechoak | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, fond memories of our family visits to the Folk Musiem… making paper, dancing, playing the bow… ridding the place of horses… [sigh] good times!

  9. BigFatCat | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I found out the Naxi spinning was organized by a spin doctor

  10. Xila | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This place is so funny, the sign painter could barely make the sign due to all his laughing!

  11. OtisM | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ha ha ha! They misspelled mewseeum!

  12. EricG | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, how can they mess up the work Fork! The 1969 Oneida Presidential chilled salad fork is by far their best exhibit.

  13. Classic Steve | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait — “spining”? Do they rip out somebody’s spine?

  14. BigFatCat | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Combine music with ancient artifacts and you get musiem.

  15. Jim | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ridding the horse of what? I wonder.

  16. Brandon | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Naxi Restaurant – Just the place to join the Party! Let us cater your next Naxi rally!

  17. EricG | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You should call ‘em as musiem.

  18. bigcaddy | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i am enjying the wild food and ridding the horse of this musiem.

  19. clairedeloony | 3:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Man. Now I want to enjy some wild food toasting. Seriously, I’m doing burgers on the grill tonight.

  20. AnnaRexia | 4:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, the musiem, where you can hang out with naxi folk and toast wild animals while spining paper. Mmmm…. toasted animals. Be sure to try the horse!

  21. Justin M. | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny BELONGS in in musiem.

  22. Lollerskate | 8:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A wild Sandwich appears!

  23. Grifter | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You had me at dongba…

  24. Brian | 1:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    IF only they weren’t a bunch o’ stinkin Naxis….

  25. Dave | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not so much worried about the Naxis of the past … it’s the Neo-naxis that I worry about…

  26. DieselDragon | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sure that when this sign was typed up, someone’s keyboard was configured a bit wrong. If ye substitute “Naxi” with “Taxi”, ye get:
    . . Taxi resturant (Cabbie’s fry-up),
    . . Taxi spinning (A typical cabbie’s U-turn), and
    . . Taxi dancing (That, however, I cannot explain!)

    Conclusion: This is actually a transport museum! :)

  27. DieselDragon | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wild food toasting – Daily demonstrations on the hour! (Please bring a packed lunch) :)

  28. DieselDragon | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Last time I played the Bow in the UK, I got arrested for illegal possession of a weapon…And they reckon that China is a restrictive country? :o

  29. Dr. Dubious | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was wondering that Hixler was up to these days…

  30. rushumble | 4:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like this one –it’s tricky because “Naxi” is about the only thing not Engrish here! (They’re an ethnic group located in parts of the Sichuan Province). “Hereis a funny place” inded!

  31. DieselDragon | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    > —=== Rushumble wrote: ===—
    > it’s tricky because “Naxi” is about the only thing not Engrish here!
    > (They’re an ethnic group located in parts of the Sichuan Province)

    Ahh, I wasn’t aware of that…It looked like a simple typing error, or a keyboard problem that got the Xs and Ts mixed up! :o
    Cheers for enlightening me though, I’ll have to try looking the tribe up online! :)

  32. Luna | 7:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What?! Why are they going to be ridding of the horse?! Don’t tell me that’s what they meant by “enjy the wild food”!!!!

  33. Escherichia Coli | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a holistic experience. The Naxi concept of riding the food you eat, dancing and making the dung paper you need in the funny place.

  34. Kurei-Z | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It sure is a funny place.

  35. Jeff | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Naxis this, naxis that; it’s always about naxis with you people!

  36. Jeff | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I might have mentioned the naxis once or twice, but I don’t think they noticed it…

  37. Johnny | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does this look to anyone else like it was done in Paint?

  38. Xeridae | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is what Hitler was secretly working on in his final years….

  39. ne1410s | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Naxis! I HATE those guys

  40. Gino Mercedetti | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Folk you all.

  41. mdalsted | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Naxis? I shall resist making a crack about Nazis for the sake of China…and instead say, “Ridding the Horse? Mr. Ed ain’t gonna like that…”

  42. Willy D, | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, now udderstand! Glad Engrish fore translashon! Four first lines top hard reed! Make naxi dance then spining? Toesting food wild? Make horse away go? This bad plase, knot funny!

  43. Ruben | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This one seems photshopped…

  44. Patrick | 10:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought it said Nazi Restaurant lol

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