They gotta do something about their chickens…

posted on 9 May 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Kimi Farley.
Chinese menu.  

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  1. Algernon | 1:30 am |

    That chicken is pretty foul.

  2. Jesse | 1:58 am |

    Hatched from the public nuisance eggs rejected by grocers.

  3. jjhitt | 2:35 am |

    Mc Mother Clucker nuggets.

  4. jjhitt | 2:39 am |

    Bad Ass Chicken — When General Tso goes AWOL.

  5. jjhitt | 2:54 am |

    Row! Stop playing with your soup!

  6. Niagara Powered | 3:06 am |

    Defiant to the end, the chicken raised its middle feather as the axe came down.

  7. Niagara Powered | 3:14 am |

    This ill-tempered chicken was known to strut the coop yelling “come on… YOU wanna piece of me… bring it.!”

    …so now… we bring you a tender piece of HIM.

  8. Moe | 4:12 am |

    Now you know why row wipes the pear flowering quince soup!

    Be glad you don’t have to deal with any of that bean crud.

  9. Mirchev | 5:32 am |

    This chicken had a bit of an attitude, so we fried it alive for you.

  10. Brandon | 5:51 am |

    … and the beef is irrational and disrespectful. I recommend the mu shu pork. It is quiet and withdrawn today.

  11. beechoak | 6:17 am |

    “And lastly, My Fellow Americans, I was going to offer you a chicken in every pot… except that the chicken is being rude and unreasonable about it.”

  12. beechoak | 6:19 am |

    EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!! This tastes like f@#!ing chicken!

  13. beechoak | 6:20 am |

    You can “dress” the chicken, but you can’t take him ANYWHERE!

  14. beechoak | 6:22 am |

    You’d think that about an hour after eating the Szechwan Bean Curd, IT would be rude and unreasonable…

  15. beechoak | 6:23 am |

    And now we know the fate of Foghorn Leghorn…

  16. Someone | 6:41 am |

    I can’t blame the chicken. I’d be rude too if I were about to get eaten

  17. Jay | 7:06 am |

    If you don’t stop clucking around, going off half-cocked and using fowl language, you’re gonna end up on the menu at the Foo King chinese restaturant too!

  18. Xila | 7:06 am |

    “Waiter, this chicken thigh just called me a smelly loser and then rolled off my plate!”
    “I’m very sorry. May I suggest the Tofu? It is far more complacent.”

  19. bigcaddy | 8:11 am |

    Chicken Little finally got his vengance.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 8:11 am |

    Menu of a whorehouse affiliated restaurant.

  21. Dude | 9:21 am |

    If the chicken is rude & unreasonable, imagine what the beef must be like.

  22. Grifter | 9:45 am |

    Well cluck you too!!!

  23. Jerry | 9:59 am |

    Jerk Chicken?

  24. doff | 10:02 am |

    name is a errer
    but
    the food Very nice

  25. SF | 12:15 pm |

    Don’t want to know why it crossed the road.

  26. Jim | 12:24 pm |

    KFC tried this a few years back. The demand in the North American market was over-estimated.

  27. andrew | 1:19 pm |

    “Man, if someone served you on a dish with French Fries you would be pissed off too”

  28. TJ | 2:12 pm |

    I bet feeling of eggs brought this on.

  29. Cbass | 5:13 pm |

    They’re raising gangstah chickens…OH NOES!!! Why God allows such things, he must be very angry with the humanity T_T!

  30. AnnaRexia | 6:28 pm |

    The chicken is rude and unreasonable, but it does come with a complimentary eggroll.

  31. Needalaugh | 7:01 pm |

    I just hate it when parents can’t raise their chickens with some refinement.

  32. willz | 7:27 pm |

    The chickens are in a foul mood and giving everyone the bird. They don’t give a cluck!

  33. Lollerskate | 10:24 pm |

    …”Because of monkeys”.

  34. Papapat | 7:44 am |

    Ret me see again…”Jerk” mean “someone who is lu…Rude and unleasonable”. Why these gaijin raughing so much?

  35. AAA | 10:53 am |

    The chicken without manners is bad, but I’m more concerned about what that row is doing with that pear.

  36. gaz | 9:42 am |

    Be reasonable and get in that pot!

  37. JTT | 1:08 pm |

    I think I’ve encountered this dish before… no, wait a minute, that was the waiter … never mind

  38. Jetsuzu | 12:20 am |

    this is gonna start some fowl yolks…

  39. kat | 7:08 pm |

    jerk chicken.

  40. tekleader | 7:55 am |

    Waiter! My chicken soup just insulted me!

  41. Setsae | 10:11 am |

    At last, chicken with bad attitude on your plate !
    Come up with 3 savours:
    – Chili pepper spiced chicano
    – Tokyoite wasabi yankee
    – Curry punk

  42. David | 4:06 am |

    Just out of curiosity, has anybody ever really met a reasonable chicken?

  43. Joe | 6:16 pm |

    Must be one of those unsavory types…
    So thats what happened to Fowlmouth from Tiny Toons…
    Do you kiss your mother with that beak…
    I wish he would shut the cluck up…
    Must be a French dish…

  44. Tammy | 5:35 pm |

    Waiter! This chicken flipped me off!!

  45. Katie | 10:19 pm |

    We find this strange I foreigner not liking the chicken is reasonable.

  46. Lanz16 | 8:28 am |

    I think the chickens was in a Mafia or rebels before they’re served.

  47. E. Coli | 12:25 pm |

    the chicken is rude and unreasonable because row was wiping the pear flowering quince soup and szechwan had been curd.

  48. Kurei-Z | 9:57 pm |

    Fowl play.

  49. Kara | 6:53 pm |

    Look… I just wanna cut your head off, chop you up into little pieces THEN I will cook you, season you with sauces and maybe roll you in some sesame seeds. So can you just stop being unreasonable with me?

  50. Chris | 12:04 pm |

    So i’m guessing this relationship won’t be too spicy…

  51. Chris | 1:09 pm |

    I’ll make sure not to egg it on.

  52. donjuan71 | 9:08 am |

    If a chicken talked to me like that? I’d kill him.

  53. Kat | 7:02 pm |

    So, I guess it’s Jerk Chicken?

  54. Lora | 3:19 pm |

    Tommorrow’s special is cow rude and unreasonable- better known as beef jerk-y.

  55. Ben | 7:37 am |

    ….Actually, can I have the self-conscience and ugly cow please

  56. Donny | 5:49 pm |

    What they meant to say was that Row is wiping CubbyBear.

  57. BG | 10:41 pm |

    Must have been a Jerk Chicken!

  58. Rodmon | 12:57 am |

    The chickens are rude and unreasonable.. i just can’t simply eat them!

  59. WailFin | 8:46 am |

    I think what they meant was MEAN…as in, “We serve some mean chicken,” or “My momma sure makes a mean apple pie!”

  60. Mandy | 2:15 am |

    Why does chicken not love my? :)

  61. Neals | 9:54 am |

    You talkin’ to me? Are YOU talkin’ to ME? I’m the only one scratchin’ here…
    Taxi Driver Chicken. Come with rice.

  62. Choo-Choo | 9:26 am |

    It really ruffles peoples’ feathers!

  63. LaughingCoy | 8:15 am |

    I hear the turkey is nice and sympathetic . . . I’ll go with that.

  64. Prescient | 2:00 pm |

    Eat or be eaten

  65. snopes | 4:03 pm |

    And while we’re at it, the tuna is being a prick too.

  66. joanieee | 9:19 am |

    the Korean discription (right from the English ones) doesn’t even match with the English description at alllllll…
    It means: “Chicken with mushroom seasoning”
    But can’t read the Chinese discription though.. that could be different?

  67. yoyo | 9:19 am |

    Duck off!

  68. Miichan | 11:20 pm |

    Haha! Translation fail @ Jerk Chicken. Next time use a translater WITHOUT slang xD

  69. drumming_panda | 5:30 pm |

    Yeah, how rude. Don’t you know you shouldn’t run around with your head cut off!!

  70. Kaba | 2:10 am |

    A Dish With Fowl Language!

  71. lolDori | 1:33 pm |

    Really? I wanted shrimp gentle and compassionate with a side of retarded rice.

  72. RBFG | 5:25 pm |

    AKA chicken who refused to join the communist party

  73. mdalsted | 10:12 am |

    The chicken’s rude and unreasonable, Szechwan Bean was being a curd, and Row is apparently wiping himself with something that was in the soup… I’d say this is a menu from Hell’s Diner.

  74. ned ryerson | 5:56 am |

    still better than well behaved dog.

  75. Mr X | 4:27 am |

    What an unfair and foul chicken!

  76. chieromancer | 5:27 pm |

    You’d be unreasonable too if you had to row wipe the pear flowering quince soup.

  77. Long Tom | 10:05 pm |

    We demand chickens who have been through charm school!

  78. seigihan | 3:11 am |

    feministic chickens, always want to be “equal” with the rich and powerful, but wants “no equality” with the poor and hard-workings. Their “equality” is another way of saying “selective communism” !

  79. sadgGRRRRRR | 6:48 pm |

    No, only McDonald’s chickens are unreasonable. They never agree with me.

  80. FatKenney | 5:08 pm |

    He crossed the road just to be a badass.

  81. Kevin Kerr | 10:54 pm |

    Lol now included with menu names, “Live animal personalities before they are to be served to you.”

  82. Lala | 1:56 am |

    what they do with the pity chicken??

  83. mickeygreeneyes | 9:09 pm |

    Oh dat rude, unreasonable mo fo! I kick his chicken ass NOW!

  84. - | 8:45 am |

    – dont eat me, you *%?$ing idiot! now let me gow too the moon and lay an elephant!

  85. Jane | 11:01 pm |

    I believe the dish is actually “Chicken with boiling oil chili”
    Maybe the hot and boiling oil and chili will be rude and unreasonable….

  86. Soomin | 6:48 pm |

    I have to go wipe my pear.

  87. Frenz | 9:29 pm |

    That’s why the chicken got chopped!

  88. John | 8:44 pm |

    I bet there’s a guy who Chinese people turn to to translate stuff, and he just tells them to write all this ridiculous stuff so he can check it out on this site.

  89. Moser | 8:13 pm |

    Oops, I mean lewd and unseasomable!!

  90. HardRockMark | 10:38 am |

    Now we know why KFC rejected it

  91. Harald | 6:33 am |

    Last time I went there the chicken kicked my ass. :(

  92. Dermot | 10:07 am |

    Excuse me…. I asked for some sweet and sour chicken…. and you seem to have given me a 2nd wife?

  93. LOL | 2:50 pm |

    The chicken said, you want some of this? And we did.

  94. racist park | 1:51 am |

    Oh my. What manners does the @#$% chicken have?

  95. lollol | 1:35 am |

    lol
    this translation might not be accurate.
    but it has some sense coz this dish taste not like chicken. lol. It is “unreasonably” hot and get you “rude” if u eat it.

    :XD. I love this dish.

  96. Mae | 10:46 am |

    Doesn’t anyone notice the top one.

  97. asdfasdfasdfasdfas | 1:58 pm |

    “Do I need to reason with you? You are getting yo head chopped off either ways…there’s no need to be so rude!”

  98. Ben | 6:49 pm |

    So basically it’s chinese chicken.

  99. Ben | 6:51 pm |

    “Since your of the sweet & sour chicken ill take the sour & sour.”

  100. the-ene-and-only | 5:41 am |

    …so would you be if someone wanted to chop your head off and put you in a pot!!

  101. tom | 7:34 am |

    jerk chicken?

  102. Ric | 7:24 am |

    Chinese translation of “French Chicken”

  103. SuSu | 12:21 pm |

    That chicken’s got quite a personality lol.

  104. IsH | 2:30 am |

    Try being nice and polite while being cooked in a hot pot….

  105. OMG! | 8:12 am |

    nasty mean chicken was rude and unreasonable….
    so we fried it alive and gave it to you to eat happily and proud!

  106. Seb | 5:32 pm |

    Politically correct jerk chicken!

  107. zmud | 8:15 pm |

    So…it ISN’T a Steggles?

  108. hello | 9:57 pm |

    agh! next time, that thing better learn to use a toilet and not someone`s head or im gonna bring my dog to eat it SLOWLY before it could ever die an unpainful death. its gonna die a bad death and my dog will slowly, joyously tear its skin and stomp out its blood. i never WANTED to eat that discusting thing myself anyway.

  109. Scrim Scram | 2:10 pm |

    Fight for your meal ! ! ! ! !

  110. Biff the Understudy | 9:46 am |

    It just kept going on and on about that crazy “sky is falling” conspiracy theory. We couldn’t get a word in edgewise.

  111. Ben Menard | 6:26 pm |

    The chicken disagrees with me.

  112. rll215 | 7:26 pm |

    mad cow, rude chicken… even if I encounter some promiscuous bacon, I ain’t going vegetarian

  113. Dan | 10:49 pm |

    My guess is that it was originally called “Saucy chicken,” and the owners wanted to use a synonym for “saucy” instead. “Saucy” is sometimes used to describe rude, disrespectful, and/or impertinent people.

  114. Gina M. | 12:08 am |

    Those rude chickens!

  115. Mandi | 9:24 am |

    People keep saying Jerk chicken but that is a Caribbean dish and I doubt an Asian restaurant would be serving it

  116. kateybaby | 9:56 pm |

    Come at me cluck!

  117. Gabby | 7:57 am |

    That chicken needs to learn some clucking manners.

  118. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:08 pm |

    KFC – Kentucky Foul Chicken

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