They gotta do something about their chickens…

posted on 9 May 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Kimi Farley.
Chinese menu.  

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  1. Algernon | 1:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 136  Subtract rating 3  

    That chicken is pretty foul.

  2. Jesse | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 1  

    Hatched from the public nuisance eggs rejected by grocers.

  3. jjhitt | 2:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 3  

    Mc Mother Clucker nuggets.

  4. jjhitt | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Bad Ass Chicken — When General Tso goes AWOL.

  5. jjhitt | 2:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Row! Stop playing with your soup!

  6. Niagara Powered | 3:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 65  Subtract rating 1  

    Defiant to the end, the chicken raised its middle feather as the axe came down.

  7. Niagara Powered | 3:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    This ill-tempered chicken was known to strut the coop yelling “come on… YOU wanna piece of me… bring it.!”

    …so now… we bring you a tender piece of HIM.

  8. Moe | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Now you know why row wipes the pear flowering quince soup!

    Be glad you don’t have to deal with any of that bean crud.

  9. Mirchev | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    This chicken had a bit of an attitude, so we fried it alive for you.

  10. Brandon | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 38  Subtract rating 0  

    … and the beef is irrational and disrespectful. I recommend the mu shu pork. It is quiet and withdrawn today.

  11. beechoak | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    “And lastly, My Fellow Americans, I was going to offer you a chicken in every pot… except that the chicken is being rude and unreasonable about it.”

  12. beechoak | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!! This tastes like f@#!ing chicken!

  13. beechoak | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    You can “dress” the chicken, but you can’t take him ANYWHERE!

  14. beechoak | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You’d think that about an hour after eating the Szechwan Bean Curd, IT would be rude and unreasonable…

  15. beechoak | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    And now we know the fate of Foghorn Leghorn…

  16. Someone | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 2  

    I can’t blame the chicken. I’d be rude too if I were about to get eaten

  17. Jay | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t stop clucking around, going off half-cocked and using fowl language, you’re gonna end up on the menu at the Foo King chinese restaturant too!

  18. Xila | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Waiter, this chicken thigh just called me a smelly loser and then rolled off my plate!”
    “I’m very sorry. May I suggest the Tofu? It is far more complacent.”

  19. bigcaddy | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Chicken Little finally got his vengance.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    Menu of a whorehouse affiliated restaurant.

  21. Dude | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If the chicken is rude & unreasonable, imagine what the beef must be like.

  22. Grifter | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Well cluck you too!!!

  23. Jerry | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Jerk Chicken?

  24. doff | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    name is a errer
    but
    the food Very nice

  25. SF | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t want to know why it crossed the road.

  26. Jim | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    KFC tried this a few years back. The demand in the North American market was over-estimated.

  27. andrew | 1:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Man, if someone served you on a dish with French Fries you would be pissed off too”

  28. TJ | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet feeling of eggs brought this on.

  29. Cbass | 5:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    They’re raising gangstah chickens…OH NOES!!! Why God allows such things, he must be very angry with the humanity T_T!

  30. AnnaRexia | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The chicken is rude and unreasonable, but it does come with a complimentary eggroll.

  31. Needalaugh | 7:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I just hate it when parents can’t raise their chickens with some refinement.

  32. willz | 7:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The chickens are in a foul mood and giving everyone the bird. They don’t give a cluck!

  33. Lollerskate | 10:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …”Because of monkeys”.

  34. Papapat | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ret me see again…”Jerk” mean “someone who is lu…Rude and unleasonable”. Why these gaijin raughing so much?

  35. AAA | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The chicken without manners is bad, but I’m more concerned about what that row is doing with that pear.

  36. gaz | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Be reasonable and get in that pot!

  37. JTT | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ve encountered this dish before… no, wait a minute, that was the waiter … never mind

  38. Jetsuzu | 12:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    this is gonna start some fowl yolks…

  39. kat | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    jerk chicken.

  40. tekleader | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! My chicken soup just insulted me!

  41. Setsae | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    At last, chicken with bad attitude on your plate !
    Come up with 3 savours:
    – Chili pepper spiced chicano
    – Tokyoite wasabi yankee
    – Curry punk

  42. David | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Just out of curiosity, has anybody ever really met a reasonable chicken?

  43. Joe | 6:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Must be one of those unsavory types…
    So thats what happened to Fowlmouth from Tiny Toons…
    Do you kiss your mother with that beak…
    I wish he would shut the cluck up…
    Must be a French dish…

  44. Tammy | 5:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! This chicken flipped me off!!

  45. Katie | 10:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We find this strange I foreigner not liking the chicken is reasonable.

  46. Lanz16 | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the chickens was in a Mafia or rebels before they’re served.

  47. E. Coli | 12:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the chicken is rude and unreasonable because row was wiping the pear flowering quince soup and szechwan had been curd.

  48. Kurei-Z | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fowl play.

  49. Kara | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Look… I just wanna cut your head off, chop you up into little pieces THEN I will cook you, season you with sauces and maybe roll you in some sesame seeds. So can you just stop being unreasonable with me?

  50. Chris | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So i’m guessing this relationship won’t be too spicy…

  51. Chris | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll make sure not to egg it on.

  52. donjuan71 | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If a chicken talked to me like that? I’d kill him.

  53. Kat | 7:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So, I guess it’s Jerk Chicken?

  54. Lora | 3:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Tommorrow’s special is cow rude and unreasonable- better known as beef jerk-y.

  55. Ben | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ….Actually, can I have the self-conscience and ugly cow please

  56. Donny | 5:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What they meant to say was that Row is wiping CubbyBear.

  57. BG | 10:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Must have been a Jerk Chicken!

  58. Rodmon | 12:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The chickens are rude and unreasonable.. i just can’t simply eat them!

  59. WailFin | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I think what they meant was MEAN…as in, “We serve some mean chicken,” or “My momma sure makes a mean apple pie!”

  60. Mandy | 2:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why does chicken not love my? :)

  61. Neals | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You talkin’ to me? Are YOU talkin’ to ME? I’m the only one scratchin’ here…
    Taxi Driver Chicken. Come with rice.

  62. Choo-Choo | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It really ruffles peoples’ feathers!

  63. LaughingCoy | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear the turkey is nice and sympathetic . . . I’ll go with that.

  64. Prescient | 2:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat or be eaten

  65. snopes | 4:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And while we’re at it, the tuna is being a prick too.

  66. joanieee | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    the Korean discription (right from the English ones) doesn’t even match with the English description at alllllll…
    It means: “Chicken with mushroom seasoning”
    But can’t read the Chinese discription though.. that could be different?

  67. yoyo | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Duck off!

  68. Miichan | 11:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Haha! Translation fail @ Jerk Chicken. Next time use a translater WITHOUT slang xD

  69. drumming_panda | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, how rude. Don’t you know you shouldn’t run around with your head cut off!!

  70. Kaba | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    A Dish With Fowl Language!

  71. lolDori | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Really? I wanted shrimp gentle and compassionate with a side of retarded rice.

  72. RBFG | 5:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    AKA chicken who refused to join the communist party

  73. mdalsted | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The chicken’s rude and unreasonable, Szechwan Bean was being a curd, and Row is apparently wiping himself with something that was in the soup… I’d say this is a menu from Hell’s Diner.

  74. ned ryerson | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    still better than well behaved dog.

  75. Mr X | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What an unfair and foul chicken!

  76. chieromancer | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’d be unreasonable too if you had to row wipe the pear flowering quince soup.

  77. Long Tom | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We demand chickens who have been through charm school!

  78. seigihan | 3:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    feministic chickens, always want to be “equal” with the rich and powerful, but wants “no equality” with the poor and hard-workings. Their “equality” is another way of saying “selective communism” !

  79. sadgGRRRRRR | 6:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No, only McDonald’s chickens are unreasonable. They never agree with me.

  80. FatKenney | 5:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    He crossed the road just to be a badass.

  81. Kevin Kerr | 10:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lol now included with menu names, “Live animal personalities before they are to be served to you.”

  82. Lala | 1:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what they do with the pity chicken??

  83. mickeygreeneyes | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh dat rude, unreasonable mo fo! I kick his chicken ass NOW!

  84. - | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – dont eat me, you *%?$ing idiot! now let me gow too the moon and lay an elephant!

  85. Jane | 11:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I believe the dish is actually “Chicken with boiling oil chili”
    Maybe the hot and boiling oil and chili will be rude and unreasonable….

  86. Soomin | 6:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have to go wipe my pear.

  87. Frenz | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why the chicken got chopped!

  88. John | 8:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet there’s a guy who Chinese people turn to to translate stuff, and he just tells them to write all this ridiculous stuff so he can check it out on this site.

  89. Moser | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops, I mean lewd and unseasomable!!

  90. HardRockMark | 10:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now we know why KFC rejected it

  91. Harald | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Last time I went there the chicken kicked my ass. :(

  92. Dermot | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Excuse me…. I asked for some sweet and sour chicken…. and you seem to have given me a 2nd wife?

  93. LOL | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The chicken said, you want some of this? And we did.

  94. racist park | 1:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh my. What manners does the @#$% chicken have?

  95. lollol | 1:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    lol
    this translation might not be accurate.
    but it has some sense coz this dish taste not like chicken. lol. It is “unreasonably” hot and get you “rude” if u eat it.

    :XD. I love this dish.

  96. Mae | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t anyone notice the top one.

  97. asdfasdfasdfasdfas | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Do I need to reason with you? You are getting yo head chopped off either ways…there’s no need to be so rude!”

  98. Ben | 6:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So basically it’s chinese chicken.

  99. Ben | 6:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Since your of the sweet & sour chicken ill take the sour & sour.”

  100. the-ene-and-only | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …so would you be if someone wanted to chop your head off and put you in a pot!!

  101. tom | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    jerk chicken?

  102. Ric | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Chinese translation of “French Chicken”

  103. SuSu | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That chicken’s got quite a personality lol.

  104. IsH | 2:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Try being nice and polite while being cooked in a hot pot….

  105. OMG! | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    nasty mean chicken was rude and unreasonable….
    so we fried it alive and gave it to you to eat happily and proud!

  106. Seb | 5:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Politically correct jerk chicken!

  107. zmud | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So…it ISN’T a Steggles?

  108. hello | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    agh! next time, that thing better learn to use a toilet and not someone`s head or im gonna bring my dog to eat it SLOWLY before it could ever die an unpainful death. its gonna die a bad death and my dog will slowly, joyously tear its skin and stomp out its blood. i never WANTED to eat that discusting thing myself anyway.

  109. Scrim Scram | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fight for your meal ! ! ! ! !

  110. Biff the Understudy | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It just kept going on and on about that crazy “sky is falling” conspiracy theory. We couldn’t get a word in edgewise.

  111. Ben Menard | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The chicken disagrees with me.

  112. rll215 | 7:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    mad cow, rude chicken… even if I encounter some promiscuous bacon, I ain’t going vegetarian

  113. Dan | 10:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My guess is that it was originally called “Saucy chicken,” and the owners wanted to use a synonym for “saucy” instead. “Saucy” is sometimes used to describe rude, disrespectful, and/or impertinent people.

  114. Gina M. | 12:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those rude chickens!

  115. Mandi | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    People keep saying Jerk chicken but that is a Caribbean dish and I doubt an Asian restaurant would be serving it

  116. kateybaby | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come at me cluck!

  117. Gabby | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That chicken needs to learn some clucking manners.

  118. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    KFC – Kentucky Foul Chicken

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