They gotta do something about their chickens…

posted on 9 May 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Kimi Farley.
Chinese menu.  

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  1. Algernon | 1:30 am |

    That chicken is pretty foul.

  2. Jesse | 1:58 am |

    Hatched from the public nuisance eggs rejected by grocers.

  3. jjhitt | 2:35 am |

    Mc Mother Clucker nuggets.

  4. jjhitt | 2:39 am |

    Bad Ass Chicken — When General Tso goes AWOL.

  5. jjhitt | 2:54 am |

    Row! Stop playing with your soup!

  6. Niagara Powered | 3:06 am |

    Defiant to the end, the chicken raised its middle feather as the axe came down.

  7. Niagara Powered | 3:14 am |

    This ill-tempered chicken was known to strut the coop yelling “come on… YOU wanna piece of me… bring it.!”

    …so now… we bring you a tender piece of HIM.

  8. Moe | 4:12 am |

    Now you know why row wipes the pear flowering quince soup!

    Be glad you don’t have to deal with any of that bean crud.

  9. Mirchev | 5:32 am |

    This chicken had a bit of an attitude, so we fried it alive for you.

  10. Brandon | 5:51 am |

    … and the beef is irrational and disrespectful. I recommend the mu shu pork. It is quiet and withdrawn today.

  11. beechoak | 6:17 am |

    “And lastly, My Fellow Americans, I was going to offer you a chicken in every pot… except that the chicken is being rude and unreasonable about it.”

  12. beechoak | 6:19 am |

    EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!! This tastes like f@#!ing chicken!

  13. beechoak | 6:20 am |

    You can “dress” the chicken, but you can’t take him ANYWHERE!

  14. beechoak | 6:22 am |

    You’d think that about an hour after eating the Szechwan Bean Curd, IT would be rude and unreasonable…

  15. beechoak | 6:23 am |

    And now we know the fate of Foghorn Leghorn…

  16. Someone | 6:41 am |

    I can’t blame the chicken. I’d be rude too if I were about to get eaten

  17. Jay | 7:06 am |

    If you don’t stop clucking around, going off half-cocked and using fowl language, you’re gonna end up on the menu at the Foo King chinese restaturant too!

  18. Xila | 7:06 am |

    “Waiter, this chicken thigh just called me a smelly loser and then rolled off my plate!”
    “I’m very sorry. May I suggest the Tofu? It is far more complacent.”

  19. bigcaddy | 8:11 am |

    Chicken Little finally got his vengance.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 8:11 am |

    Menu of a whorehouse affiliated restaurant.

  21. Dude | 9:21 am |

    If the chicken is rude & unreasonable, imagine what the beef must be like.

  22. Grifter | 9:45 am |

    Well cluck you too!!!

  23. Jerry | 9:59 am |

    Jerk Chicken?

  24. doff | 10:02 am |

    name is a errer
    but
    the food Very nice

  25. SF | 12:15 pm |

    Don’t want to know why it crossed the road.

  26. Jim | 12:24 pm |

    KFC tried this a few years back. The demand in the North American market was over-estimated.

  27. andrew | 1:19 pm |

    “Man, if someone served you on a dish with French Fries you would be pissed off too”

  28. TJ | 2:12 pm |

    I bet feeling of eggs brought this on.

  29. Cbass | 5:13 pm |

    They’re raising gangstah chickens…OH NOES!!! Why God allows such things, he must be very angry with the humanity T_T!

  30. AnnaRexia | 6:28 pm |

    The chicken is rude and unreasonable, but it does come with a complimentary eggroll.

  31. Needalaugh | 7:01 pm |

    I just hate it when parents can’t raise their chickens with some refinement.

  32. willz | 7:27 pm |

    The chickens are in a foul mood and giving everyone the bird. They don’t give a cluck!

  33. Lollerskate | 10:24 pm |

    …”Because of monkeys”.

  34. Papapat | 7:44 am |

    Ret me see again…”Jerk” mean “someone who is lu…Rude and unleasonable”. Why these gaijin raughing so much?

  35. AAA | 10:53 am |

    The chicken without manners is bad, but I’m more concerned about what that row is doing with that pear.

  36. gaz | 9:42 am |

    Be reasonable and get in that pot!

  37. JTT | 1:08 pm |

    I think I’ve encountered this dish before… no, wait a minute, that was the waiter … never mind

  38. Jetsuzu | 12:20 am |

    this is gonna start some fowl yolks…

  39. kat | 7:08 pm |

    jerk chicken.

  40. tekleader | 7:55 am |

    Waiter! My chicken soup just insulted me!

  41. Setsae | 10:11 am |

    At last, chicken with bad attitude on your plate !
    Come up with 3 savours:
    - Chili pepper spiced chicano
    - Tokyoite wasabi yankee
    - Curry punk

  42. David | 4:06 am |

    Just out of curiosity, has anybody ever really met a reasonable chicken?

  43. Joe | 6:16 pm |

    Must be one of those unsavory types…
    So thats what happened to Fowlmouth from Tiny Toons…
    Do you kiss your mother with that beak…
    I wish he would shut the cluck up…
    Must be a French dish…

  44. Tammy | 5:35 pm |

    Waiter! This chicken flipped me off!!

  45. Katie | 10:19 pm |

    We find this strange I foreigner not liking the chicken is reasonable.

  46. Lanz16 | 8:28 am |

    I think the chickens was in a Mafia or rebels before they’re served.

  47. E. Coli | 12:25 pm |

    the chicken is rude and unreasonable because row was wiping the pear flowering quince soup and szechwan had been curd.

  48. Kurei-Z | 9:57 pm |

    Fowl play.

  49. Kara | 6:53 pm |

    Look… I just wanna cut your head off, chop you up into little pieces THEN I will cook you, season you with sauces and maybe roll you in some sesame seeds. So can you just stop being unreasonable with me?

  50. Chris | 12:04 pm |

    So i’m guessing this relationship won’t be too spicy…

  51. Chris | 1:09 pm |

    I’ll make sure not to egg it on.

  52. donjuan71 | 9:08 am |

    If a chicken talked to me like that? I’d kill him.

  53. Kat | 7:02 pm |

    So, I guess it’s Jerk Chicken?

  54. Lora | 3:19 pm |

    Tommorrow’s special is cow rude and unreasonable- better known as beef jerk-y.

  55. Ben | 7:37 am |

    ….Actually, can I have the self-conscience and ugly cow please

  56. Donny | 5:49 pm |

    What they meant to say was that Row is wiping CubbyBear.

  57. BG | 10:41 pm |

    Must have been a Jerk Chicken!

  58. Rodmon | 12:57 am |

    The chickens are rude and unreasonable.. i just can’t simply eat them!

  59. WailFin | 8:46 am |

    I think what they meant was MEAN…as in, “We serve some mean chicken,” or “My momma sure makes a mean apple pie!”

  60. Mandy | 2:15 am |

    Why does chicken not love my? :)

  61. Neals | 9:54 am |

    You talkin’ to me? Are YOU talkin’ to ME? I’m the only one scratchin’ here…
    Taxi Driver Chicken. Come with rice.

  62. Choo-Choo | 9:26 am |

    It really ruffles peoples’ feathers!

  63. LaughingCoy | 8:15 am |

    I hear the turkey is nice and sympathetic . . . I’ll go with that.

  64. Prescient | 2:00 pm |

    Eat or be eaten

  65. snopes | 4:03 pm |

    And while we’re at it, the tuna is being a prick too.

  66. joanieee | 9:19 am |

    the Korean discription (right from the English ones) doesn’t even match with the English description at alllllll…
    It means: “Chicken with mushroom seasoning”
    But can’t read the Chinese discription though.. that could be different?

  67. yoyo | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Duck off!

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