Try the ‘evil eye’ curry…

posted on 26 May 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of William Eaton.
Found in China. 

38 captions

  1. Duw | 1:20 am |

    You wear it and they will come?

  2. Kees | 2:01 am |

    Try their special, it’s enchanting

  3. Algernon | 2:33 am |

    Mad cow on menu perhaps.

  4. Terryl | 2:48 am |

    that explains the swine flu.

  5. ez | 2:54 am |

    Tomorrow’s special: Old fashioned linen vulgarities

  6. kringo | 3:17 am |

    Our menu is damn good!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 3:50 am |

    The main curse comes with a side dish of damned fries

  8. beechoak | 3:56 am |

    I feel plagued by clothing…

  9. Kees | 4:15 am |

    Can’t I get some christiam food?

  10. rowger | 5:05 am |

    May your towers crumble!

  11. motordog | 6:06 am |

    “May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your salad bar…and rolls are 50 cents extra.”

  12. Xila31 | 7:08 am |

    “For our special today we have a rain of frogs legs served with a plague of locusts and a side of beef braised in red, mwahahaha… I mean… for 10.99….”

  13. jjhitt | 7:33 am |

    Curses! Braised again…

  14. Big Fat Cat | 7:34 am |

    I don’t like the new style curses. May I have the traditional curses served with ketchup.

  15. Dude | 9:01 am |

    I’ll have a curtain burger with an order of jinx fries, please.

  16. Escherichia Coli | 9:12 am |

    It’s not everyday that you get the opportunity to order a main curse from person wearing muslin (a closely-woven unbleached white cloth). WHY?? The side curse may be ordered from someone wearing calico.

  17. The Exaggerator | 9:26 am |

    A project of the Pray In Jesus’ Name Foundation towards creating further appeals for Imprecatory Prayers

  18. SeanM | 9:32 am |

    “But mum, I wanted the VELVET curses!”

  19. Blaze | 9:40 am |

    Whatever you do, do NOT order the 7 curse meal. Seriously. The last guy to do it was dead in three days, and his family still can’t afford to bury him.

  20. brazinglish | 10:53 am |

    if curses don’t work, you can always try some invocations:
    http://is.gd/FcAo

  21. Mashimaro7 | 12:29 pm |

    Muslim curses!How dare they!

  22. Bechstein62 | 12:57 pm |

    My favorite is: “May the fleas of forty camels infest your armpits!”

  23. bigcaddy | 2:43 pm |

    careful! montezuma’s revenge is served fresh!

  24. Ralph Hamilton | 3:20 pm |

    I curse you in living. I curse you in dying. I curse you in running, and walking, and flying. Other than that I have no red beef with you.

  25. jjhitt | 6:42 pm |

    This is the place across the street from God Burger.

  26. jjhitt | 6:44 pm |

    Does “From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee” come with an eggroll?

  27. tai fu | 2:29 am |

    so anyone who wears muslin or uses polishing wheels made of muslin are cursed?

  28. Mista Bob Dobalina | 6:15 am |

    A curse, made of fabric. They make us eat clothes and curse us huh!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslin

    information about muslin

  29. RedMoul | 2:28 pm |

    I so understand, in last paragraph just whole salt and is stated

  30. elbaradei | 4:12 pm |

    kind of boring because the option is limited to muslin curses. i prefer silk curses, or polyester curses

  31. tai fu | 8:41 pm |

    I wonder if Bin Laden eats there…

  32. Alain Saffel | 10:47 am |

    May you eat in unclean restaurants.

  33. Fatih Tekke | 3:38 pm |

    May you feast upon the holy kebab and doner, my Prophet…

  34. mdalsted | 9:35 am |

    Oh, I recognize this place; Achmed the Dead Terrorist was eating here once!

  35. James | 9:52 am |

    Thats a typo. They meant courses

  36. wronglish | 2:15 am |

    you better not enter!

  37. Patrick | 11:10 pm |

    Come in and we’ll curse at you!

  38. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:10 pm |

    Then try our bomburger

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