Wait Impatiently For Woman
posted on 5 May 2009 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of Jeff.
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I think they should put the picture of a man waiting impatiently to clean the woman instead.
“No, it’s okay, Honey… I can wait…!”
If error occurs, press the “Refresh” button.
This one is between O.M.G. and T.M.I.
… by the makers of Waterpik…
I am strictly a woman of the etiquette, you understand
“Alright, enough beating around the bush. Because YOU STINK!”
I don’t think a damn showerhead is going to cure leukorrhea.
“Easy change to bidet. . . .”
Is that a subtle suggestion of where we should put this product?
Are you there, God? It’s me: a woman of the etiquette.
They have to sell enemas SOMEHOW!
I’m waiting impatiently for that stinking etiquette woman.
Mom: do you ever get that refresh pure feeling?
Aoyagi is not a real gynecologist. He just plays one on engrish.com.
Patent pending, eh? Bet you’re waiting impatiently for that.
Also good for do-it-yourself lipposuction!
Where exactly are is she sticking it? Her belly button?
Comes with multiple heads
Is the “Agent Wanted” position still open?
“Heather, do you ever get that no so fresh feeling?”
“You mean the stinks? We all do, that’s why I have My Inside Cleaner.”
i don’t know about you guys, but this thing is scaring me. waits impatiently… sounds kinda stalk-ish..
When Stinks? LOFL.
good to see at least one japanese company is still exporting
Can do.
- “Yes, after work-out my inside stinks a lot, and because I am a woman of the etiquette, I use “My In-Side Cleaner”. ”
— Yes, “My In-Side Cleaner comes in 4 very gilry colours and is easy to change from shower head to bidet head. Get “My In-Side Cleaner” now, for your self or for that special some one.
(Agents wanted)
When stinks it get few stars. When riotous get five. This get five plus.
Etiquette. We don’t need no stinkin’ etiquette.
Please, don’t use that…..instead let me be an agent of your in-side cleaner.
I am too much of a gentleman ro comment on this.
But wait, that’s not all… if you order now we’ll also include the car washing attachment and the exclusive carpet shampoo attachment.
Chewing gum stuck on the sidewalk? No problem, just set the power selector for ‘Stink’….
Stinky woman King of etiquette!
Is it wrong that the instructional cartoons near the bottom make me hot?
Une douche dans la douche!
Oh the humanity of it all!
(douche is a french word meaning shower btw)
When stinks. The Japanese have no time to mince words.
this is wrong in so many levels..
when stinks ftw!
Makes one wonder about the work-outs that must be done in order to use this product.
if you are a woman of etiquette, always hold it wiht your pinky up.
This is wrong on so many levels. I am both amused and horrified that they sell this.
Just one question, though-
Err, if it’s got the power of a showerhead but it can become a narrow tube…wouldn’t that be an awful lot of water pressure for such a small and narrow area?
I agree this is wrong on so many levels. Is anyone else a little disturbed by the small yellow pictures at the bottom or the “shocker” near the top?
This is the best Engrish ever.
Also, what does an agent do for this company?
I belong in the adults only section.
As a seriously hot gym girl, I can use this product after workouts!
Wow! I so happy! They get me! They really get me!
By the way, thing looks mad uncomfortable. HAD to be invented by a guy!
With a stinky girlfriend!
I. Have. No. Words.
“I. Have. No. Words”
A lot of periods!
Am I wrong in guessing that the instructions were written by an angry, drunken male employee?
When stinks!
Instructions:
-After woman comes, wait impatiently for menstruate.
-Find an agent in case menstruate doesn’t come.
-Enjoy.
Power-wash with our handy tool!
AGENT WANTED!!!
“Hi, we got a great act for you!” “Sorry, bub. Don’t take family acts. Too cutesy.” “But wait, we’re different, just give us a chance.” “You’ve got 4 minutes… make it snappy!”
So the whole family strips down and dad breaks out the “My In-Side Cleaner”….
OMG where to start?? Wait impatiently for woman? When mentruate comes? When Stinks?? (love how they capitalize the “S”) MY IN-SIDE CLEANER????????? And what the hell is leukorrhoea anyway, how many people do we know that have whatever the heck that is……?
She’s been cleaning herself for hours…
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giggity
The perfect gift for your girlfriends birthday.
WTF, that’s a garden hose attachment in the contents picture!
“Leuko” means “white” and as a medical word usually refers to Leukocytes, or White Blood Cells.
“Rrhea” means “Excessive flow”; Hemorrhage which uses a different form of that ( “rrhage” instead of “rrhea”) is the medical term for bleeding.
Given all of that, my best guess for a definition of leukorrhea is “bleeding of white blood cells”; though it could also mean “excessive flow of a white fluid”
Kringo was probably thinking of Leukemia which is a cancer involving white blood cells and bone marrow.
When stinks
may cause infertility o_o
A woman of the etiquette always uses the in-side cleaner when stinks.
We need that agent!! Why don’t we have one?!
Stinky Woman walkin’ down the street…Stinky Woman..kind I’d like to meet….
I get a stomach ache just watching this. Spraying water up your peepee will cause yeast infections.
One false move and that gruesome gadget will blow your uterus up like a penny balloon.
Super Douche!
Stinky Agents needed for door-to-door demonstrations.
In this month’s Cosmo…
DIY Artifical Insemination For Women of Etiquette on a Budget
All you need is your My Inside Cleaner, the dude who lives next door and some internet porn.
No muss, no fuss.
cont’d from above…
Now YOU won’t have to wait impatiently for a man.
This brings a whole new meaning to the word “icky”. O_0
clean puss after workout in order to be a woman of etiquette. remember, impatient man must always be present
Is the pulsating head extra?
It’s World New!
that’s wrong on so many levels… I think I’d go home if I was a lady vacationing in Japan and saw this….
I’m a guy and I still don’t sit well with this…
Aoyagi translates to “Round Clam”?!?
…Just when you think advertising couldn’t get any more rude. O_o
Has anyone noticed the top right corner? “World NEW!”
We’re going global people! Even third world countries will have clean vaginas!