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Where the losing horses wind up…
posted on 14 May 2009 in Chinglish
I’ll have a half-pound of the softball, thinly sliced…
Photo courtesy of Tom Burke.
Found in Beijing department store.
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Looks like Michael Vick is at it again…
Pads, helmets, and other safety gear are the top sellers there.
– Katana – makes you fit and your opponent split. –
Prosthetics abound here!
don’t look inside those shoes you see there…
Next to balls pounding arcade!
chop chop, 1 minute per customer
Where the NFL draft meets The Weakest Link…
“You are the weakest link!…. Good-bye!”
“Do you have any iron-clad sports cups?”
can I have a pair of shoe finely diced, please?
Because dicing someone takes a pro
Walk in a jock; walk out a eunuch…
I’ll take the NHL… with a little off the top, an arm of the NBA with… half of the NBL please.
Government funding is scarce nowaday!
It would seem that Lorena Bobbit has started a trend.
“You know, sir, if we cut it off it would make you more aerodynamic.”
“Uhm… I think I’ll just go over to GNC instead….”
I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay
I sleep all night and I shop all day…
Please don’t chop my Schweddy Balls!
I’ve heard of slicing in golf, but…
we are here for to your disemberment
no tall persons -if you can be walk under our signage we are having no reason for helpful amputating
Vince Offer is taking on all comers. He’ll clean up later with the Sham Wow.
This weekend only, we’re cutting our prices in half!
No longer will I have to look in two different places for hockey masks and machetes.
And right next door is “Skidmark’s Underwear Shack”
In Chinese it’s supposed to say “Sports Namecard Centre”
this place is more popular than the titless lingerie store
You name it, we’ve got at least part of it around here somewhere…
Wow, Engrish goes Spangrish!
Spanglish. Dangit. I apparently combined Engrish and Spanglish there.
Even spanglish has more dignity….
I wonder if they sell official BNA sandals? 😉
…And I’ll have thirty points cut off of Germany’s score in the Euro 2012 finals, please!
(Let’s face it: It’s about the only way anyone else in Europe’ll have any chance of winning the cup! 🙂 )
Now hiring: In-store Butcher.
This position is open to anyone over the age of 18 and no prior experience is necessary as full training will be given to the right applicant. You should be well presented and polite, and your duties will include using machines for slicing and serving customers.
Interested applicants may complete an application form in store, or may e-mail their CV to horrific_accident@example.com. 🙂
Do you think they have slashed their prices? I bet they have cut rate deals.
Was this store featured in the movie “Chopping Mall?”
O.Js favoruite store
I belive that poor woman is the most recent victim,,,must be the shoes
For sports fans, that place must be a no-no.
I’ve got a challenge for them: Chop a bowling ball in half!
This whare learn ewe peeple big taxes raze how!
– Look Ma, no hands!