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posted on 9 Jun 2009 in Snacks
Photo courtesy of Donald.
Fortune cookie message – origin unknown.
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That’s something to be happen about…
Could be worse if it said harpon
Please leave something wonderful alone for a second. He is having his ‘special alone time’, and he’s about to ‘happy’.
Not a happydectomy, I hope …
And that was the last time Johnny checked his horoscope…
To happy or not to happy.
I’m so excited, I just happied in my pants…!
We wouldn’t want a sad wonderful.
Huh, I guess it knows me pretty well doesn’t it?
lucky bastard! Last time I went to the chinese restaurant, I got
“Sothing catastrophic is about to sad”.
Something terrible is about to sad.
…But if credit card not accept for payment of bill, something unfortunate is about to sadden. 😮
Let’s fortune cookie for happy time!
…….in bed!!
Um, what just happyed?
Something wicked this way happies…
Happen birthday to you!
What’s happying?
Unfortunately, I fell asleep just after reading this…And something wonderful passed me by. 🙁
After the fortune cooken was brokey, this wonderful dropped some monen and I picked it up. Now I’m very happen!
it seems the fortune cookie factory only puts 35 charactors on the fortunes, how… UNFORTUNATE!
nothing WOEnderful then?
Something happy is about to wonder…
Ah yes, I believe these are the slogans of Chinese brothels.
Those who are about to happy, we salute you.
I’d say something wonderful just happied, this is really good news!
There is actually a database full of just fortune cookie quotes. try this web site: http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com
The best fortune I ever got was ‘You like Chinese food.’ 😀
Happy Happy, Joy Joy
I’ve received some pretty odd fortune cookie messages in the USA, actually.
One of them was, “You are the mast of everything situation.”
I still have it… but so far, I have not become the mast of anything.
too happy