Always happy when Engrish is!

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   J-Luke | 1:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   That’s something to be happen about…

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   Algernon | 1:27 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Could be worse if it said harpon

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   Kees | 2:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Please leave something wonderful alone for a second. He is having his ‘special alone time’, and he’s about to ‘happy’.

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   SF | 2:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Not a happydectomy, I hope …

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   John Tranbo | 2:42 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   And that was the last time Johnny checked his horoscope…

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   rowger | 3:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   To happy or not to happy.

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   beechoak | 3:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I’m so excited, I just happied in my pants…!

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   beechoak | 3:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   We wouldn’t want a sad wonderful.

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   Grifter | 5:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Huh, I guess it knows me pretty well doesn’t it?

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    Marc Gagnon | 5:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    lucky bastard! Last time I went to the chinese restaurant, I got
    “Sothing catastrophic is about to sad”.

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    KD | 7:43 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Something terrible is about to sad.

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    DieselDragon | 8:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    …But if credit card not accept for payment of bill, something unfortunate is about to sadden.

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    Dude | 9:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Let’s fortune cookie for happy time!

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    willz | 9:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    …….in bed!!

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    Hotjoe | 10:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Um, what just happyed?

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    David | 10:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Something wicked this way happies…

17. 

    Bubblequeen | 10:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Happen birthday to you!

18. 

    Chris | 11:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    What’s happying?

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    DieselDragon | 12:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Unfortunately, I fell asleep just after reading this…And something wonderful passed me by.

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    Dave Buggert Orf | 1:21 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    After the fortune cooken was brokey, this wonderful dropped some monen and I picked it up. Now I’m very happen!

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    bigcaddy | 3:26 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    it seems the fortune cookie factory only puts 35 charactors on the fortunes, how… UNFORTUNATE!

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    brazinglish | 7:49 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    nothing WOEnderful then?

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    Terryl | 8:46 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Something happy is about to wonder…

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    TJ | 7:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ah yes, I believe these are the slogans of Chinese brothels.

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    Teh Pagoda | 7:41 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Those who are about to happy, we salute you.

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    [email protected] | 10:54 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’d say something wonderful just happied, this is really good news!

27. 

    Evan Islam | 11:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    There is actually a database full of just fortune cookie quotes. try this web site: http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com

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    Ripplin | 6:42 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The best fortune I ever got was ‘You like Chinese food.’

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    Marc | 5:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Happy Happy, Joy Joy

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    Egypt-chan | 11:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’ve received some pretty odd fortune cookie messages in the USA, actually.

    One of them was, “You are the mast of everything situation.”

    I still have it… but so far, I have not become the mast of anything.

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    Shadowwork | 2:52 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    too happy

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