Aoyagi’s Soft Ice Cream

posted on 24 Jun 2009 in Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Visi Wade.
Found at shopping mall in Kochi, Japan. 

39 captions

  1. Tim | 9:37 am |

    When I stuff ice cream into my mouth, I get a headache!

  2. Taterman | 9:40 am |

    Push a mouth to the limit with Aoyagi Ice cream! includes exciting features!
    -Soft
    -Substance and a taste
    -Infatuation

  3. beechoak | 9:43 am |

    IT! IT! Who the hell is IT?!

  4. beechoak | 9:46 am |

    They said the same thing about Doral cigarettes…

  5. Buffalo Bill | 9:47 am |

    It puts the ice cream in it’s mouth or else it gets the hose again.

  6. beechoak | 9:47 am |

    I would think hard would be the feature you’d want stuffed in your mouth.

  7. beechoak | 9:49 am |

    … and if it dribbles down its chin, then it has gone beyond its limit…

  8. beechoak | 9:50 am |

    “Mommy, this ice cream is biting back!”

  9. Grifter | 9:59 am |

    ….GOD That’s a hot cone!

  10. Xila31 | 10:08 am |

    When soft serve gets bossy.

  11. Bechstein62 | 10:13 am |

    I think I saw this in an episode of “I Love Lucy” . . .

  12. Yogesh Damle | 10:50 am |

    Something tells me this icecream would rather be warm and salty… No, I don’t mean caviar!

  13. TJ | 11:05 am |

    I guess even inanimate objects have needs.

  14. TJ | 11:08 am |

    It is liquid once it swallows!

  15. willz | 11:09 am |

    Hardcore softness at its best.

  16. kringo | 11:17 am |

    This is what happens when Larry Flynt is let to write ads for everyday things.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 11:21 am |

    I am infatuated when I bought this ice cream, not to mention eating IT.

  18. kringo | 11:26 am |

    The limit of this ad as Aoyagi ice cream approaches my mouth is pure tackiness!

  19. Bananaswift | 11:29 am |

    Beware! If IT eats after midnight, it will become an infatuation.

  20. sa | 12:59 pm |

    I’m infatuated with Aoyagi’s ice cream and i’m going to stuff it in my mouth

  21. jjhitt | 2:46 pm |

    Aoyagi… the ice cream that eats you.

  22. SallySweet | 5:23 pm |

    @ Buffalo Bill: Or is it…..it stuffs the ice cream in its mouth or else it gets the cone again.

  23. Roko | 6:26 pm |

    Hard to believe these are the same people who invented haiku….. or is it?

  24. bigcaddy | 8:35 pm |

    in new flavors: vanilla, chocolate, strawberry and orgasmic

  25. David | 10:46 pm |

    First, it smokes in an obituary, then it eats ice cream. An “it” after my own heart!

  26. dimnis | 12:40 am |

    It puts the icecream in its mouth, it does this whenever its told

  27. Ishkfe | 3:12 am |

    So when the ice-cream eats it stuffs into mouth and great taste happens, am I right?

  28. Shlomo | 4:53 am |

    it takes infatuation to eat this stuff

  29. Dave | 5:13 am |

    Take it to the rimit one more time!

  30. Marc | 7:03 am |

    How do you rike your ice cleam?

  31. insanityinside | 4:40 pm |

    Do not feed the icecream

  32. Justin M | 6:33 pm |

    Don’t let it taste blood.

  33. Bobby | 7:30 am |

    The ice cream has a mouth!?

  34. eggroll | 10:38 pm |

    “You would dare to revoking my waffle? The toast? I will to siccing my sausage of rough influence to you, go get ‘im, boy.”

  35. Corydon | 10:17 pm |

    “It puts the ice cream in its mouth!”

  36. s.d. | 11:17 am |

    The Ice cream that ate up Beijing City!

  37. Jeremy | 12:14 am |

    in communist Russia ice cream eats YOU!

  38. sushi | 2:09 pm |

    It practically eats itself.

  39. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:00 am |

    Ice cream eats it and I scream!

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