Blank DVDs have never been this fun… or as risky…

posted on 21 Jun 2009 in Computer

 

Photo courtesy of Greg Gallagher.
Recordable DVD’s found in Japan. 

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  1. Hikari | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And that little photo beside the stack must be the first baby made.

  2. Jazzy | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who needs 50 baby makers? Isn’t one enough?

  3. Algernon | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brings awhole new meaning to copulation doesn’t it.

  4. Ralph Hamilton | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it really take 50 instruction disks to learn how to make babies?

  5. Ralph Hamilton | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh! I get it. This is the DNA instruction set on how to clone people.

  6. John Tranbo | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When I bought these, for some reason the cashier put them in a brown paper bag…

  7. J-Luke | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, some women do prefer small, but I guess this is not exactly what they mean…

  8. heh man | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Entire blank DVD case is BABIES!

  9. beechoak | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And all this time I thought a disc was a DIAPHRAGM!

  10. beechoak | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’d like to return these, please. Every time I go to use one it plays Marvin Gaye’s ‘Let’s Get It On’”

  11. kringo | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you need 50 DVDs of instruction to figure it out, then I don’t think you’re quite ready for it.

  12. DieselDragon | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm…And those babies has a storage capacity of 4.7Gb each! Would be handy, if I wasn’t so insistant on having the newer 8Gb ones…

  13. DieselDragon | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That is probabally the most unusual name for a brand of condoms I have ever come across!

  14. DieselDragon | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are these compatable with my Personal Data Breaker? :)

  15. Yogesh Damle | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One scratch and the CD is sterile!

    … Hold it!! Isn’t the baby drive too small to push in a CD? Maybe they should invent a pen drive! :D

  16. Yogesh Damle | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And this is not xxx, this is 16x…

  17. kringo | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gratis with every marriage bann!

  18. Pato | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hun, I think I should go to the hospital, my DVD is burning

  19. Bill S. | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just use the protective sleeve and all will be OK…

  20. TJ | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why would you have a picture of a baby in the adult videos section?

  21. Luna | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think those are CD’s you are looking at….

  22. Don | 1:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No honey, I think you misunderstood me. You’re still going to need a man if you want to have a baby. I didn’t say that he puts his disc inside.

  23. Grifter | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only playable on DVD-RW-KID Drives

  24. Alex | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Meh, must be just a bunch of cds full of porn.

  25. ititwhatit | 5:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Making copies…

  26. Slider | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it takes 50 discs to make a baby, then how many would it take to raise a teenager?

  27. Sandor | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always suspected that a DVD-R would make a lousy condom, but now I know for sure.

  28. Purplehound | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So *that’s* where they come from…

  29. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 4:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just great … fifty copies of old sex-ed films … At least it’s not fifty copies of “Gigli”.

  30. Exosaurus | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Make sure your computer uses protection

  31. SM | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    50 discs of 4.7GB are required to store genetic information of humans

  32. kela | 9:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ooohhhh….this one is BURNING with desire! Hahahaha!

  33. Kirk | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    burn baby burn!!

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