Cheating? We have the perfect jewelry for you!

posted on 11 Jun 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Morgan Miller.
Found at department store in Beijing, China. 

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  1. Kees | 2:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our complete set service includes a pack of condoms and an excuse

  2. nicoffeine | 2:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy enough of one and she’ll forgive you for the other.

  3. Terryl | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm, cake and coffee are ok for a romantic date, as long as you skip the hairdo and beauty salon part.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Madam, Can you tell me where I can have this cheater returned? It is not cheating as it should be.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 3:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Diamonds are forever! So are cheaters!

  6. Blaze | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Baby, you’re so crazy! But just in case you find any stray blonde hairs or lipstick stains, I got you this necklace.

  7. Tan | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In chinese it’s supposed to say spectacles and jewellery. But I have no idea how “spectacles” managed to become “cheaters”

  8. beechoak | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Gosh, I hope he cheats again… I could use a new stove!”

  9. Grifter | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So what they have Cheaters and Cake but no Chapel and they call it a ‘Complete Set Service’?

  10. beechoak | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, it worked for Gracie Allen!

  11. beechoak | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s something floating in my cake coffee… must have been a crumb cake.

  12. beechoak | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “… and here is a locket large enough to hold the still-beating heart of the bastard who cheated on you…”

  13. Taterman | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cheaters & Jewelry – Loaded dice necklaces 50% off!

  14. Xila | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the backstage area at the Maury Povich show.

  15. staplerman | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    each sold seperately

  16. Brenda | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Golly gee, when you turn those heaters on
    Woe is me, got to put my cheaters on!

    — Frank Sinatra, “Jeepers Creepers”

    “Cheaters” is an old slang word for glasses or spectacles in English.

  17. Joseph | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t even want to know what “complete set service” is. o.O

  18. Dude | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, do you have any Konami Code necklaces here?

  19. bigcaddy | 1:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i need a necklace for my wife, she thinks i cheated on her with a length of fabric.

  20. Katie | 3:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And little did he know that what he really spent $999.99 for was cubic zirconium.

  21. Brian | 5:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have heard of non-prescription eyeglasses (the kind which merely magnify slightly) referred to as “cheaters”. I guess their Chinese/English dictionary offered it as a synonym…

  22. Brian | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For example: http://www.cheatersreadingglasses.com/reading-glasses/pages.php?pageid=1

  23. TJ | 7:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It kind of makes sense; the show’s budget is so low that they could only afford an office in a department store.

  24. Carol | 12:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    gild to cover your guilt.

  25. ric | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where can I get a divorce ring?

  26. perstephan@gmail.com | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing says romance like cheating

  27. g.r. | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mind if I get a cheater upgrade? This one’s obsolete.

  28. DieselDragon | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If only *every* relationship was this clear and well organised… 😉

  29. DieselDragon | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Route and calling points of train 1A69 to Dating and Romance…Another of the many efforts that British Rail made to try and get people back on the railways. Needless to say, it didn’t work… :)

    (I know I’ll p[robabally get low rep for this as always…But ye have to admit; It *does* look a little bit like a trains stopping pattern! 😀 )

  30. Slider | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like Joey Greco moved to China

  31. donjuan71 | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How awkward! I ran into my wife in this store.

  32. topofcool | 4:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OMG DieselDragon is right, it does look like a British Rail schedule board. Boy, talk about the Age of the Train! (Unsavoury ideas about Sir Jimmy Saville are not my responsibility.)

  33. JMS Stinnett | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’m sorry honey.”

  34. Mark12 | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One or more screens are alternatively arranged in a panoramic configuration. ,

  35. mdalsted | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We have the best jewelry in China. Comes with a complementary two-timer.

  36. Aaron | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cheaters buy Jewelry here for your spouse, so he/she wont feel guilty

  37. Mari-Ma | 10:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a Bakerloo Line train to Elephant & Castle, via Coffee & Cake, Cheaters & Jewellery and Piccadilly Circus…

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