Colored Pencil Case – April World!

posted on 3 Jun 2009 in Stationery

 

Photo courtesy of Shane Nishi.
Pencil case found in Japan. 

 

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  1. rowger | 2:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Humping water that is frozen makes daddy-bear good feeling.

  2. Kees | 2:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Making out with an iceberg turns it ito steam. Steam is water that is vaporised.

  3. Algernon | 3:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gee, I i’d love to see what June world has to offer.

  4. Algernon | 3:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If ice is water that is frozen what is the tire made of?

  5. J-Luke | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Little polarbear doesn’t seem to have high regards for daddy…

  6. Warren | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Love the “right = light”

    But the worst bit is the name of the product itself – who/what is April World?

  7. Spoony | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Daddy, what’s the polar bear doing to that wall of ice?”
    “Ask your mother.”

  8. kringo | 3:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In April World, polar bears are masters of the obvious.

  9. jjhitt | 3:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know if I should call CPS, the ASPCA or General Tire.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have more fun with a doughnut than with a tire.

  11. beechoak | 3:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know, they say not to lick a metal pole when it’s cold… sure, the iceberg may feel good NOW…!

  12. beechoak | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And the little bear riding in his daddy’s lap is refering to what?

  13. Me | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    pic1, Daddy are you all light?

  14. Mista Bob Dobalina | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Yellow is the color of sunrays” -Soul II Soul 1989
    “Ice is water that is frozen” -April World 2009

  15. Grifter | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s an iceberg, right ahead!
    I know… and it feels wonderful!

  16. Niagara Powered | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Polar bears playing in the snow really shows off the range of colors in this pencil set. I await the December World set that has them playing in a snowstorm.

  17. Niagara Powered | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stupid is a bad idea that has been utilized.

  18. dangevin | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Daddy, how do you go ice fishing without a pole?”

    “Well, I just dig a hole, lay on my stomach and think about Mama Bear.”

  19. chickenman | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …just like L.U.M.P is F.A.R.T that is solid!

  20. gbear | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Correction: The Polar Bear is having a little TOO MUCH fun with a tire.

  21. gbear | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?

  22. Xila | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Daddy, why are you peeing on that ice berg?”
    “Where else am I going to pee? I’m a polar bear!”

  23. kringo | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s colder than a witch’s polar bear on a brass iceberg.

    Kid Bear seems to think that that’s nice. Perhaps his thinking is cloudy on that one.

  24. kringo | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think Tombow Yasuhiko should have somebody explain to him that it’s not proper to make your kids feel so good when they are sitting on your lap.

  25. Classic Steve | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Papa Bear, you’re not the only one saying “Oh! My God” here.

  26. kringo | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is a popular urban legend that the Inuit or Eskimo have an unusually large number of words for snow.* April World seems to have identified 12.

    *Scheirlinck, Dominic Peter et al. “Eskimo words for snow.” Wikipedia. 2009. Wikimedia Foundation. Web.3 Jun 2009.

  27. Misanthrope | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if the Daddy polar bear is saying “Oh! My God.” because it is hot, or if it is because his kid is a prick.

  28. BennyB | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like Daddy Bear got sunburned “where the sun don’t shine.” And I don’t mean the Arctic.

  29. BennyB | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing cracks me up like watching my old man suffer from heat stroke.

  30. Fede | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stating the obvious since… April!

  31. bigcaddy | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    father polarbear told his son to watch him stick his wang in a hole in an iceberg.

  32. TJ | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pedophilles have never been so adorable!

  33. Ralph Hamilton | 4:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My pencil case is a citizen of the world. It does not recognize white or coloured.

  34. Dave | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In a world where April is king…water that is frozen is referred to as…ICE. (This film is not yet rated.)

  35. Joseph | 3:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the diameter of a TIRE? Those polar bears better not become rapists.

  36. Sad Panda | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The father bear is obviously worried about global warming.

  37. poncho | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coloured pencil is a pencil that coulors

  38. L.A. Kenji Ishikawa | 5:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and is a pencil case on where we can put the penciles on the case…Obviously bears ;3

  39. man | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tires are ring-shaped parts, either pneumatic or solid, that fit around wheels to protect them and enhance their function. They also make polar bear happy. Let’s happy tire world!

  40. Kevin | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This puts a new twist on cubs, bears, and daddies….

  41. Speed | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll be all light if I can only have these pencils…

  42. Ram | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fun with tire!!.. now i see why polar bears are endangered

  43. Atli Hafsteinsson | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Polar bears discover a new device against global warming…

  44. kshea | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All light? Never been better, son!

  45. Kelly | 5:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So let me see if I can follow the story. Papa Bear gets heat stroke, floats away in a tube, and humps an iceberg…

  46. PTL | 10:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “NO SON, I DO NOT FEEL ALL LIGHT. CALL AN AMBULANCE. I CANNOT FEEL MY OWN LUNGS.”

  47. gothceltgirl | 7:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Daddy’s All Light, Mama’s All Light…

  48. dropkickmurphy | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    oh so thats what ice is

  49. PTL | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Engrlish is japanese that is badly translated. Edo world!

  50. tehsusenoh | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Werning: Maey had dihydrogen menoxied involved,.

  51. Lora | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently the real reason the ice caps are melting is because polar bears are making love to them.

  52. Lora | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh! My god…I only have one eyebrow!

  53. Dave | 10:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cold coc*ed!

  54. Eva | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    why is baby bear sitting on daddy bears lap like that?

  55. mama bear | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Listen to me folks, listen to my words. I am wonderful. i am best. listen to me and follow me carefully. I am good and worthy. IT IS ME, I AM IT. Listen to this!!!!!!!!!!

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