Companion piece to the Amazing Technicolor Dream Spatula

posted on 5 Jun 2009 in Household Items

Its power has me speaking in tongs…

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Photo courtesy of Ryan Anderson.
Found in 99 yen store in Japan.

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rweqqwer | 1:04 am | Vote: 0 0

Thy unholy food shall be cleansed!
J-Luke | 1:12 am | Vote: 0 0

I hope the Almighty Tong will forgive us hanging him next to a humble pair of D-type scissors…
Feather-Pluff | 1:20 am | Vote: 0 0

Praise the tong!
Spoony | 1:37 am | Vote: 0 0

So that’s why I keep finding images of Jesus in my food!
Spoony | 1:39 am | Vote: 0 0

I’ve tried every angle, but I just can’t seem to fit into this thong, no matter how almighty it may be. Besides, the metal is pretty cold…
Ralph Hamilton | 2:57 am | Vote: 0 0

Amaze and thrill the girls with your almighty tong
Terryl | 3:37 am | Vote: 0 0

Hey, did it mean a pair of tongs? One tong, almighty or not, is pretty useless.
Bechstein62 | 4:11 am | Vote: 0 0

These are meant to replace the now-obsolete Omnipotent Tong.
Kees | 4:15 am | Vote: 0 0

“And I shall dice the fruit of your labour, and peel off its skin, so all may enjoy the sweet taste.” The Divine Cookbook 3:14
Grifter | 5:07 am | Vote: 0 0

In the name of the tong, the salad, and of the dressing and fork…
jjhitt | 5:07 am | Vote: 0 0

It’s the Kong of Tong!
Dave | 5:16 am | Vote: 0 0

All barbeques quiver before the almighty tong!
Marc Gagnon | 6:03 am | Vote: 0 0

Hmmm…. I wonder what it’s made of…

Is it a tin Tong?
Xila | 6:15 am | Vote: 0 0

On the sixth day the dinner was created. And on the seventh day, the Tong rested in the drawer near the pizza cutter.
Ellen | 7:58 am | Vote: 0 0

The cooking tool of choice for the chefs at God Burger.
DieselDragon | 8:09 am | Vote: 0 0

Capable of lifting whole Hog roasts in nought but a single movement!
DieselDragon | 8:10 am | Vote: 0 0

Safe working load: 755 metric tonnes.
Larger and mightier models also available.
Rev | 8:11 am | Vote: 0 0

A new component in the ancient battle of rock, paper, scissors. Tong has just triumphed over scissors in this picture. But tong triumphs over all! Hail almighty tong!
sum yun gi | 8:44 am | Vote: 0 0

comes in a combo pack with a holy fork.
Blaze | 9:53 am | Vote: 0 0

“Oh God! Oh God YES! OH GOD ALMIGHTY TOSS MY SALAD YES!”
Taterman | 10:04 am | Vote: 0 0

Don’t miss this summer’s blockbuster “The Passion of the Tong”
Classic Steve | 11:39 am | Vote: 0 0

There’s a tong to attract a throng.
Hotjoe | 12:12 pm | Vote: 0 0

I’m an A-Tong-Theist
bigcaddy | 1:05 pm | Vote: 0 0

more popular than the satanic ladle
BennyB | 2:12 pm | Vote: 0 0

Bow down lest ye be pinched!
L.A. Kenji Ishikawa | 5:16 pm | Vote: 0 0

Oh! allmighty tong! lemme the light to solve my problem with that salad!
TJ | 8:15 pm | Vote: 0 0

So that’s how they make communion waffers.
David | 1:11 am | Vote: 0 0

Right next to the Omnipotent Scissors!
benandren | 3:45 pm | Vote: 0 0

Sold exclusively at Spatula City! Where you go for all your spatula needs!
KC | 9:22 am | Vote: 0 0

Collect me if I’m long: you could hurt somebody with that!
tekleader | 10:28 am | Vote: 0 0

Eat your salad! The power of Tong compels you!
Bear or bust | 7:42 am | Vote: 0 0

Any relation to Pete Tong.
g.r. | 11:31 am | Vote: 0 0

Thou shalt have no other tongs before me.
donjuan71 | 8:16 am | Vote: 0 0

Oh, perfect! To go with my Blessed Bowl!
dropkickmurphy | 3:02 am | Vote: 0 0

oh bless this hotdog almight tong
Exosaurus | 1:25 pm | Vote: 0 0

And lo, on the eight day a tong descended from heaven and it was good
halfasemitone | 12:59 pm | Vote: 0 0

Lettuce Pray.
chookman | 4:58 am | Vote: 0 0

Let Me See That Tooooooong! ~ Sisqo
Rob | 7:52 am | Vote: 0 0

will it exorcise my salad? it tastes bad