From whom it smokes…

posted on 23 Jun 2009 in Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Megan Wadley.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.  

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  1. J-Luke | 1:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like the crematory is becoming a bit sloppy here…

  2. J-Luke | 1:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He loved cigarettes so much, even the obituary is smoking…

  3. Algernon | 1:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always thought that smoking was a dying pastime

  4. blargin7 | 1:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It smokes the cigarette in the obituary, or else it gets the hose again.

  5. Salome | 2:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ask not for whom the obituary smokes, it smokes, oh customer, for thee.

  6. kringo | 2:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I never knew smoking could be so existential.

  7. DieselDragon | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please to smoke in the obituary of the area.
    We will please to smoke in the obituary of you, once happening of lung cancer it has occurred.

  8. DieselDragon | 3:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It always asks the customer from whom it smokes.
    …That’s why I stopped giving this sign cigarettes ages ago!

  9. DieselDragon | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With the many favors I have continued toward cooperation during my life, isn’t it about time that cooperation gave *me* some favors in return?

  10. Jerry | 3:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Ask not for whom the sign smokes, it smokes for you…”

  11. beechoak | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It asks the customer for whom it smokes, “Got a light?”

  12. beechoak | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reverse psychology anti-smoking ad

  13. beechoak | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one smokin’ obituary!

  14. kringo | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Engrish instructions for a clam bake

  15. John Tranbo | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Alright…i’ll cooperate with whatever favours you may need…”

  16. Dave | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Even favors in the general direction of cooperation are acceptable.

  17. Grifter | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it for whom the cooperation favors?

  18. Johnny Cache | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …send not to know
    For whom the customer smokes,
    It smokes for thee.

  19. Malfunction | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It rubs the lotion on it’s skin.

  20. kringo | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like Big Tobacco has abandoned flavored cigarettes and cartoon characters for Engrish and politeness.

  21. Xila | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The obituary area is all names of those smokers who have died before you.

  22. Chris | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And then it rubs the lotion on its skin!

  23. Josh | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the lotion on it’s skin…

  24. Yugan | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It smokes in the obituary of the area: that’d be a great campaign slogan for Obama’s new anti-smoking legislation.

  25. TJ | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just want an effin’ cigarette!

  26. Dude | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Stopping the fact that now it smokes decreases your serious danger healthily very.

  27. TJ | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be a what a no smoking sign looks like for a pothead.

  28. BeadyEl | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Last thing I remember
    I was smokin near the door.
    Then I saw my own obituary
    Lyin there on the floor
    “Too bad” said the doorman, “your wife will be bereaved”
    “So that the smoke should not go outside,
    you can never leave!”

    Welcome to the Hotel Kyocera!
    Such a lovely place….

  29. bigcaddy | 1:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    smoke among the people you will soon join!

  30. Katie | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One more reason that smoking can kill: lighting the newspaper on fire.

  31. Hotjoe | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the smoke in its lungs

  32. amck | 3:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah So. Prease keep smoke inside. Thank you for your cooperation always.

  33. BeadyEl | 6:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Seriously, it IS a hotel – check the URL: http://www.h-kyocera.co.jp

  34. Salome | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or should I have said, ‘Ask not from whom the obituary smokes; it smokes, oh customer, from thee’?

  35. tekleader | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep it up, you’ll be smoking in the obituary alright…

  36. Sandor | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It asks the customer from whom it smokes? Who is smoking what from the customer?

  37. bigcaddy | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    for whom it smoke, whom then does pokes

  38. Kyle | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is ‘it’ and why does it smoke the customers?

  39. Dave Buggert Orf | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, they’ll try any scare tactics to get me to quit smoking.

  40. Etheral | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want what that guy was smoking…

  41. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the strangest haiku I’ve ever read …

  42. Marc | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ask Not for Whom is smokes, it smokes for you!!

  43. Gbowman | 9:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it puts the lotion on it’s skin….

  44. Marc | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a new one, you don’t even have to light this cigarette because it smokes for you

  45. O Danny Boi | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    See? We told you smoking kills!

  46. Piro Blanchette | 10:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It smokes in the obituary of the area or it gets the hose again!

  47. Neals | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok, I’ll continue my favors TOWARD cooperation, but I’m not sayin’ I’ll go all the way.

  48. Kristin | 10:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again.

  49. misterAyed | 5:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the dead zone only is for it smoking, so if it want to smoke, to the dead zone it goes.

  50. cahsobo | 1:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s time to smoke the area

  51. Ryan | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It smokes in the obituary of the area or else it gets the proximity of the hose again

  52. Megan | 5:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I saw your name in the paper!……..oh.

  53. janb | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign is not for me.
    It only smokes from me after sex.

  54. Brian | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tell It to mind Its own business. It doesn’t need to know for whom I smork.

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